XENOXNEWS SALUTES TEN YEARS OF 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD
Thursday, 02 March 2006 By TEX LUMBAGOFuck him. Still hasn't been PM as long as XenoxNews has been around.
Hey we predicted him!
That's right, in Edition 2 it clearly stated that a 4-eyed buttlicking Sydney Solicitor would rule Australia for a period of time.
I clearly remember it. I think it was in that article on "Left Hand Wanking and the Ozone Layer."
Anyway dear readers why don't we all make a few Molotov Cocktails and salute lil' Johnny; the perianal loser who done good.
Where you want to place those cocktails is, of course, up to you.