70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...

LordyLordyLordy 11 September 2007 1 minute read

Australia's greatest ever Prime Minister John Howard told his Liberal Party colleagues today that he had resigned...

... himself to having a small penis for the rest of his life.

His stalwart Deputy Peter 'no tip' Costello offered his full support.

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Stig Mata · 19 years ago
After the coming electoral bloodbath, perhaps the severly pruned back Bush will find a little plot of land down in good ol' Crawlfo'rd for his Aussie bootlick the rusty Man of Tin!
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*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* · 19 years ago
Dig it deep. Six feet deep. Cardboard coffin. JohnnyBits wormfood. Soon.
Little Turd has dug his own grave this time.
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*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* · 19 years ago
Jason Koutsoukis calls him thusly:
"Policy contortionist."
Anybody heard Johnny called that before?
Pretty bloody accurate, but I like earthy titles. Little Turd, Fithy Arsewipe, Nutless Suckhole and suchlike.
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Resigned voter · 19 years ago
It's not his teeny peeny that worries me - it's his broken mind.
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Unregistered · 19 years ago
He might have a teeny peeny but like any bloke worth his salt, he sure knows how to use it.
Refer to my post about Rickardovitz on the news article about woman photographer if you dont know what I mean by that.

And now you know why I call Costello "perky pete". Its an Executive washroom thing.

Ron.
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