PITHY QUOTES

Frankly, i'm shocked!

Actually, in my role as chief vet to the endangered species Liberal Party, I've felt quite envious of certain dogs I've treated. Their penises always seemed rather larger and - dare i say it - rosier than my own. In any case, Ms Asher remains unimpressed with my performance. Oh dear, there goes the practice!

OK punk, I RISE to the challenge! (They don't call me MAX for nothing!). So, tomorrow night in the soggy hills it is, yes?!! I shall contact our seteemd colleagues to confirm et all. VIVA XENOX NEWS!

I'm so depressed, boo hoo, I wish I was top dog again so I could shit all over everyone as is my want. I'm a really keen salesman, honest! Please, someone, anyone, give me something to do! Hey, how about I head some cushy federal-funded furphy claiming to address clinical depression? I know all about depression because I've fucked over just about everyone in Victoria not a member of the Melbourne Club. Please, give me my head-kicking job back, I'm sure there's still some overlooked essential public asset left to sell. Going, going... gone! Fuck, there goes Felicity again...

But does it swing so? *

a finger in the arse of a drug fucked rugby teen idol ...i'd like to see that again...drug testing taken to ground level , hands on, give the people what they want ,open up see and sniff reality t.v.

I like it like that! Cop that Lawsie!