Created: Sunday, 26 June 2005 Written by God BothererYou know I read the bible a lot. And it is filled with titbits about our future. And one of the things they said would happen was that a "street-sweeper" would rule Persia just before the Apocalypse.
Well guess what? It has fucking happened! Straight off the presses: Iranian hardliner Mahmood Ahmadinejad has been elected as President of Iran! He was previously the Mayor of Tehran where he was known as the "street-sweeper" because of his humble beginnings.
Oh Lord! The End Times are coming! Help me George! Bomb Tehran now!