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If I slit my wrists, how can I avoid extra time in Hell? I can no longer live after reading this article, is there some way to get a copy to John Howard?
I must scream, but I have no mouth...

Yes Digger, we would not want Rudd to go bad and mad like loony John - would we?
At the first signs of creeping Howarditis, we will just have to put Rudd down. Just like a rabid dog.

Dig deep Digger, that "prosperity" just has to be somewhere up there in non-core John's rectum. You better hurry, it does not look like poor crazy old John is going to last much longer.
It would be a terrible shame if he went to his grave without his "prosperity" ever being found.

Already it seems he is ready to sell our economy down the river to satisfy the green fantasies of the EU wankers in Bali.

It has only taken two weeks for Labor to start to destroy our hard-won prosperity.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Alas, Garrett's skull lacks the flavour of the non-core arse-hole, say the John lovers.

Rudd had better watch his step, he must have seen what the awesome power of Xenoxnews scrutiny did to crazy old John's career!

XN is a fitting memorial for the mean, tricky and generally fcukawful Joh Horror regime... lest we forget! And now... for something completely almost exactly similar but slightly different: Der Rudd!

Yugo, leave the pics - delete the John Howard itself. It was seen toddling around a golf course. There is every chance that the clumsy geriatric could do itself a mischief with the clubs, or get donged with a ball!

They are classic works of art. Even more valuable now that the prick is gone.

Look Yugo we know that you're a closet Howard-hugger. If you hate Kruddy so much why don't ya make some ugly pics of him yourself?

all the John Howard pictures...

Kiss that.

Having read a fair bit of wailing and gnashing of teeth from the internet John-lovers, it seems that a fair percentage of his fandom comprises Beavis and Butthead clones. These are some of the most palpably retarded and awful personalities I have ever come across. The fact that they are ignorant and inarticulate as well as vicious and cowardly just adds to the awfulness.
Well, they did not save their repellent hero, and I wonder if they paradoxically helped in his defeat.

John W Howard proclaimed "love me or laothe me" we all knew what he stood for and would vote accordingly... and guess what? WE DID YOU VICIOUS OLD BUNT! GOOD RIDDANCE!

Ricardowizz I reckon the Feds might have your number, chum!

Woohoo! Where is this party at?

Here's hoping for a real Fudgeknuckle!

In a mall, demonstrating that WE THE PEOPLE will defend ourselves, will fight, will kill aggressors when threatened, will deter others from walking into crouded places and with the intent to kill harmless, unarmed citizens.

It's a lot easier to do what was done thinking "well, I'm gonna take as many as I can before I kill myself" than, "the minute I pull a firearm in a croud mall, others will be the hero by making swiss cheese out of me".

In the wild, the weak and defenseless get devoured. You better be prepared to fight to the death, otherwise you are a sitting duck for Alligators and unscrupulous duck hunters.

Gerard is okay - in his distraught state he has latched onto Rudd as a substitute father-figure. He reckons that Rudd is just the same as Howard, and thus lays the groundwork for future suckholing. Who cares what happens to Alan anyway?

I'm not deeply fearful of guns (not lesbian) Ricky, so I have no agenda. Do you reckon that a fire-fight in the shopping mall between the shoppers and the crazed gunman could work well?
Could you paint a scenario of how such a conflict would be run in your ideal world? I think it might make an excellent movie plot.

They guy was a convicted felon, he should have been in jail. The leftwing liberals that let him free should be executed.

This was just another example of what happens when nutty criminals bent on killing people for no reason arm themselves and law abiding citizens are prohibited from carrying firearms in public places to swiftly eradicate and deter such a threat.

Ricky I don't want to butt in, but damage and shock to a sandbag is no great threat.
BTW, have you any great insights on the latest American suicide gunner to defend the American way by blasting a pile of citizens in a shopping mall?

you shoot'in sandbags, then yer bow and arrow will work right fine. Bullets are designed for killin animals, including human animals. In fact, many bullets are designed NOT to over penetrate, to expand on impact and cause as much damage and shock to animal flesh as possible.

It ain't the penetration that kills; it's the effective delivery of shock to flesh that kills.

But, you knew that already.

Do they scream when you run a pitchfork through them?

...just different arse with it in it.

I'm shocked! The ostrich was named Ozzie not Ossie. To make it even worse, he was not a REAL ostrich! Some guy named Ernie Carroll operated this dead ostrich with a hand up his arse!
But then, the last Oz PM was operated that way for eleven years...

Why not an endearing pink ostrich for an Ostrichlian PM? Is Ossie dead? We could dust him off.
After the reign of terror from Johnny the Pig and now having to listen to Rudd's self-admiration, I would vote for Ossie - early and often!

There was something strange and alluring about a boys head on a stick

Oscar Oswald! Bring back Ozzie Ostrich more to the point

How can you defend yourself from yourself?

There will not be so many jogs for the cameras now, as he slides into opulent retirement.
I want the John-lovers to pay for all of non-core John's Golden Fleece Retirement Plan. I don't want a single cent of my tax to go to the rotten old fraud.

Don't expect much from robo-Rudd but I didn't vote FOR anyone, I voted AGAINST Johnny Jingo, that shitstain on the bedsheet of Aussie politics. Now for some REAL justic the old bastard should be hit by a bus on one of his morning jogs!

Bring back Oscar Oswald!

Exactly my thoughts! And to think all of this could have been easily avoided. Too late now...

Ricky, an arrow with a sharpened cutting tip can go right through a sandbag that stops a bullet. But you knew that already.
If you want to travel light after "civilization" totally collapses, archery is probably the way to go. Ricky, if you really feel a deep compulsion to kill a lot of people, you don't need a gun. Spreading disease is probably how governments will finally do it - vaccination programs.

So, you have no problem with your Big Nanny Government keeping you as well armed as the aborigionees and indians that were quickly defeated and eradicated over 300 years ago.

Bows and Arrows.

Meanwhile, in the US, your kinfolk are alowed the dignity to defend themselves and not rely on Big Nanny to "defend" them after a crime has been committed.

Bows and Arrows. How do you carry one of those on you to insure that some gang won't slice your guts out at midnight while taking cash out of an ATM machine?

In the age of high tech weapons and rappid firing weapons, you are content to have your "legal" bow and arrow. WOW! What drugs did you have to ingest to get you pacified enough to be content with your government LETTING

Maybe China has to give permission first. I have a compound bow - and they ARE legal. Powerful, deadly - and quiet! Made out of magnesium and very light also.

Day 7 and counting - How long before Rudd gives back the guns that the previous tyrant stole?

Rudd - stonewalling on MP code of ethics - who would have thought

Digger, don't you mean "up" his arse, like you were with crazy old John What's-his-name?

The old bastard longed to go down in history... well, he did! Good riddance to rotten garbage and lets hope little Kev will do the right thing all round

I don't know about the GST on tissues but I do know that it won't be long before "honest" Kev starts the usual back-pedalling and flip-flopping that has been the hallmark of the state ALP governments. And when he does I will be on his arse.

Digger,

Cranbourne

I sure got some laughs out of "The Outcasts of Foolgarah" - Frank would get a laugh out of Howard's drubbing, I'm sure.
Sadly missed - Frank I mean, not the creep.

Digger, my consistency will be to blame everything on putrid old non-core John. He is lucky that I didn't drive a stake through his tiny black heart.

Petrol price rises.
Interest rates go up.
More illegal immigrants.

You can't blame all the wrongs of the world on John Howard now. It will be all Kruddys fault if you leftie losers are going to be consistent.

Digger,
Cranbourne

just shows how bloody wrong your thinking is mate. if i were you, id just take a big stfu pill and hope everyone forgets what a colossus wanker you are - just like howard - totally irrelevant - piss off - noone cares

Petey "Yellow Jello" Costello would probably buy your whole stock and not quibble at the price.

You have come to the right place. The only operation more bent, weird and twisted is the Liberal Party carnival of lost souls.

After eleven years of arse-licking by the John-lovers, I doubt that they could do anything else now.

A friend of mine told me it is like eating a scallop.

Is that true?

Is that a new one? I haven't been alerted about that before.

Whatever you think of non-core John, he has left us a rich legacy - I have spread some of it around the roses and they seem to be doing okay, but the weeds really love it!