More Comments

@RicardovitzYou got my vote Dicky! I need a pop gun in my hands to bring justice to my lands!

For instance, I can't even get a root any more. Surely a firearm will solve that problem for me.

Don't you think Dicky?

'Lect Ricardovitz. Cuz, I'm a gonna FIX THAR SHOOTER'S PARTY manifesto:
1. Git rid 'o the 1996 National Firearms Agreement of COAG.
2. Git rid 'o the establishment of a Commonwealth Firearms Registry,
or any other interference by the Commonwealth in the constitutional
authority of the States to legislate the ownership and use of whatever thar fornicate kinda gun ya want.
3. Remove Federal red tape regulation for firearms imports from U.S.A, ware they make sexy AR-15's 'n whatnot .
4. Support and promote Australian firearm manufacturers and suppliers
for domestic supply, fer shipment to U.S.A. of battle rifles, 9mm handguns 'n big-ass machine guns. 5. Expand self-defence rights and lethal means of protection ta ALL good citizens.
6. Support and promote national education and safety programs for
buld'n yer own AR's, AK's, Glocks 'n big-ass machine guns, and use.
7. Increase funding to ‘Shootin Australia’.
8. Introduce mandatory sentencing for any cock-suck'n gooberment sissy-man who even THINKS 'bout tak'n yer guns away!!!

@Looney LesWe are worshipping them now Les. Those Aliens have inseminated themselves into our cereberal cortexes in such a way, after thousands of years, that we view them as Gods. Not little Green Men anymore, but now the word made flesh in the madness of our minds.
Jesus - Originally an Alpha Centurion but loved the life on Earth a little much.
Mohammed - A wanderer from a distant galaxy with a mystical glint in his eye.
Confucius - A tired tax collector from the Orion Precinct. Took a budget holiday to the nether regions of our Galaxy.

And above them all... Venus. The she-devil of the Andromeda realm. Banished to far distant Earth for her decadent ways.

You see Les, you thought they were Gods. But they are Aliens. Just Aliens.

Aliens - Thar's criminal aliens, 'n thar's saucer aliens. Criminal aliens 'll rape yer sissy's kooter, butcher all yer kin folks, stab ya in yer eyeballs, chop yer tung out, git y'all 'dicted tar meth 'n fenty while line'n thar pockets with USA $$$'s. Saucer-aliens jest kanoodle thar long finger up yer asshole fer ta place a galactic-transponder. They jest wanna know ware ya upta fer when it git close ta testacle-harvest'n time. Neither way, tain't none of 'em no good fer nothing!!!

Question is now; where have they gone? Did Trump's Presidency scare them off?

Giswick, when ya git a cuntry big as Australia, ya cain't jest have a king, queen, prime minister 'n whatnot. They git territories, jest like thar Yanks git states. Premier = Goobornator. In Wales, I recon y'all call 'em "Prime Sheep-Shagger".

They call their leader a 'Premier'? What are they, a first release or something? Seems rather strange.

Yep. As a candadate fer Prime Minister of Australia, I gotta know what nefarious evil is plotted 'gainst me people!!! Chris Minns is thar Devil's Queer Helper!!!

I would have thought the political why and wherefores of NSW would be of little interest to you Ricky. Have you got a stake there?

Oh that sounds good Sleepy Joe. Good to hear that the shit you Yanks dish around the world is coming back home to you.

This Election will be a BLOODBATH if Trump loses. He means what he says. We don't take him seriously. He means it. But, not seriously. Trump will do it. Bloodbath. We know, not really, but he means what he says.....anyway.. errrr......we.......beat..............Medicare.

@RicardovitzYour are obsessed with that rubbish Ricky. Must make you think of your sister and it gives your tiny pecker a rise.
It will be a laugh to see what President Kamala does to you Ricky. You might have to pack it up and head to Mexico!

@Norman MayThis Olympics is Gold! Gold! GOLD! for the Aussies Norman.
Dinki di, rolled Gold Aussie champs.
And giving those Pommie pricks a real pasting.

Good to see Xenox News steadfastly sticking to its long-held high standards of cultural awareness, historic knowledge and truth in news reporting. Live long and fester!

Kamala, I told you that Tim Walz fellow is a no-good lying dog-faced pony soldier. You, a prosecutor, and you didn't know that Walz was arrested for drunk driving, fleeing and evading a police officer, reckless driving, and tampon bribery? How can you debate Trump? You and that other black guy, Obama told me I had to get out of the way. Called me Senile! Called me a loser! Said I couldn't win, that I was dragging down the party! Now look what you gone and did - picked a dirty, drunk, fucktard pony-soldier, kiddy-diddler (oh, wait, errrrr, not, not that there's anything wrong with, ummm, well...showering with teenage daughter......anyway, we beat medicare.

'Mericans usedta string up Commies from tough hickory limbs 'n dem beat 'em silly. Flam, now them genital-mangl'n docters doped up all thar boys on pussy-pills commit'n testicularcide. Tampon Tim is lead'n thar charge with his gaping faggoty 'ol asshole. But, Flam, I reckon yer one of them kiddy-diddlin groomers. Tampon Tim 'll make sure ya git yer dick-tampon free from yer 4th grade bathroom. You 'n Tampon Tim 'll have a good 'ol time worship'n thar DEVIL, fornicat'n 'n suckicat'n each another!!!

@RicardovitzYou blurt out this crap Ricky but it don't make any sense. 2 centre-right numbnuts like Kamala and Tim got you Trumpites shittin' your britches. No need to worry, there is about an inch of difference between the lot of them.

TAMPON TIM Walz, that 'ol commie nigga picked a child-fornicat'n, kiddy-diddlin, 'ol commie white guy who like tar play with li'll girl 'n li'll boy privates. He all fer re-arrang'n li'll boy peckers 'n li'll girl vag's inta what kiddy-porn weirdos call "art"!!! Tampon Tim - Make'n America a Genital Mess. Yessiree, boys 'n' girls - hide yer privates, cuz Tampon Tim is gonna let Mengele 'n his boys scramble yer genitals beyond all comperhanshon.

No worries Max. I used to be worried but it now looks like the Orange man is gunna be expunged from the Presidency by the dynamic duo of Cop Kamala and Teacher Walz.
Trump ain't got a hope versus this Progressive Power Pair!

RICARDOVITZ be yer secret weapon!!! Woke weponizzer. Politikal Pig-sticker. Abo-abolishinist. Kamala Kick-Asser. 'N all 'round Chimp-o-nator. Chimp-out break out 'n yer neighborhood, than ya need Ricardovitz 'n his team of chimp-o-nators.

@Bring out your deadThe secret weapon/s are not so secret in fact they are out front: CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WAPOST, FOXNEWS, WIKIPEDIA, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, X.

Sorry, but is there really Sex in the Olympics? You know, naughty pictures etc...?

Well I'll be. Just dialing up Qantas now...

Whoops, mess in pants again. Back soon!

Yeh, well how many medals have you won cunt?

@LordyLordyLordyNot very long at all.

True Manshatinite dern't no NOTHIN!!! Trump done fled Jew York City, packed up his bags 'n moved a way down south tar somewares in Florida. Swampland. Beach-titties 'n cocaine whores. Floridiots 'n future half-backs. Ware yer pappy goes ta sit 'n swelter in God's hotter-'n-hell wait'n room. Anywhoo........M A G A !!!

Yeh true. Idiotland does deserve a 'businessman' to run it. They are all genuises.

@RicardovitzGood to see you supporting us New York Yankees Mr Ricardoditz. President Trump is a fabulous example of what we can offer; a hard-nosed businessman who also likes a joke and doesn't get upset when he is really broke. Wealth and fame is all the same to President Trump, as long as he can lead this great nation of ours and those of you out in the boondocks just do as your told.

Thar U.S.of A. needs me. I'm a hear'n thar callin of 'Mericans ever-ware "RICARDOVITZ - "BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!". I tell 'em "cain't do that", cuz tain't no man better fer 'Merica than DONALD J. TRUMP!!! 'N I is already commited tar be PRIME MINISTER of AUSTRALIA. I'm good, but I ain't THAT good. Gotta focus on this here Australia kuntry. But, I promise tar work good with Donald J. when he git hisself 'lected.

Ya forgit "JEW" - JEW-SPICK. 'N accordian ta you, a Anal-fornicat'n jew-spick. Speak'n of jews - how 'bout a big 'ol PRAISE ALLAH fer nuke'n sandnigga Ismail Hyena!!!

@RicardovitzCry about it Ricky. You gunna have a Woke Black Queen as President, and there aint anything you can do about it!

I'm betting Ricardo is actually a gay Cuban expat living in some Miami backwater living in his Mom's basement

No Negress, barren cat-baboon gonna be POTS!!!

Liberal Queer - Boxboy say he dern't give no fornicate. I take 'em at his fair-dinkum word. Think I might jest send 'm a RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER campane shirt. If'n he tain't askeared ta gimme his addrfess, I'd send 'm one!!!

The way the Yanks pontificate about elections all over the would. You would laugh if it wasnt so serious. With their history of coup mongering no country is safe.

And what of the reverse viewing Mr Boxman? What do we see when we gaze back into your black cardboard holes?

From the picture above what I can tell is there is a haughtiness, perhaps even an arrogance hidden within. Almost certainly there appears to be a deep disdain for the unboxed.

No Mr Boxman. You only offer fear and loathing. Exactly not what our great country needs in this hour of crisis.

Harris can't be worse than Trump but will she be worse than Biden?

Come on, Satan was obviously the original Wokester. What, with his whole 'Do what thou Wilt' schtick, you can clearly see his woke mind at work.
And with that any doubts on the evilness of woke can be clearly dismissed.

@Captain IgnoramusShouldn't have been such a wiseass in school then, shouldn't ya Captain!

Look, us scientists aren't going to pass our secrets and knowledge onto to dim wits such as yourself. If anything, the events of the last few years has shown that it is impossible to teach science to the hoi polloi. They cry 'conspiracy' and 'armageddon' at even the most basic Public Health scientific precepts.

Fuck both of them idiots, and that dickhead Kamala too. They hardly know how to hold a proper election in that dumbarse country, so who knows who will win this time around.

I like JC as the original Woke Man. Friendly with the poor, forgiving with the sex worker, and with an overwhelming hatred of the monied class, Comrade Jesus Christ was a well known socialist individual. Why, he even wore the sort of clothing a 'they/them' person can often be wearing!

I'm going for Gilgamesh. just to piss off the MAGA fuckwits.

Chewing gum with their mouth open?

Can we get a more detailed synopsis? Hate these bloody scientists acting like gate keepers. Let us in!

You did mean Dead Joe didn't you Eeyore?

Refuse to do any diplomacy nor engage in peace talks, "to the last man", "I am a Zionist", hundreds of thousands dead, no problem!!!

Screw up in a debate..."Thank you so much for your service but I think it is time for you to step aside."

The beautiful Americans.

I wish my brother George was here.

Well if not Hillary, Kamala will have to do.

Any one better than that damn Orange man.

Now now. Let me re-assure you.

Is that you Joe?

I figured I had something but forgot.

Ricky, I'M NOT GOING, first.....let me say that jew-bastard Schmuck Groomer is back-stabbing....and my son Hunter - HE'S NOT A LOSER AND A SUCKER, sure he smokes crack 'n he makes love to 12 year old girls, but you tell me who doesn't...and don't make me sniff back-stabbing Pelosi's hair - it reeks of chemicals and death, not like those little girls I get to sniff.....anyway.....we.......we beat Medicare.