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@Mad Mike the Marketing MogulShe has been with the drummer from the start. So not blokey.
It says "Little Guys" not little people. I know that can be flexible nowadays but I meant hes and his's.

I know Suzi was kinda like one of the guys but what about that bird from Squalking Heads? She wasn't very blokey. Or was she?

They say Charlie Mingus was a little fella. But I would never say that to his face.

Here you go:

https://archive.org/details/tribulation-99

Don't forget to leave a tip.

I was dazed and confused after watching it. In fact, I made a beeline for the kitchen and started putting that corn flour straight up my hooter!

@Bug GuyI thought it was something about a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag. You know, squishy, and fast & bulbous.

Xenox is a genus of bee flies?

I don't know about Syria being Libya, but I tell you that Orange freak sure looks like it! Orange, dusty, and filled with a lot of empty space!

Seems like those sanctions worked very well for deposing the brutal tyrant Assad. Expect them to be applied against other world tyrants. In particular I am looking at you Maduro!

God bless,
Patriot

OK, maybe make it 20...

When Ricky wanted to fuck Julie...

@FlimFlamManOk scratch that assassination. Seems it is a twitter hoax

No surprises here. How many times has that video of the US General been rolled out where he says something like "It gets worse. We are not only going to bomb Iraq. We are going to bomb Libya and Syria and Iran" etc. Remember Hillary "The Gaddaffis are like family to us". And NYT top 30 tourist destinations in the world in 2010 where Damascus was number 7.

It's like what "evil" Putin told Oliver Stone in that interview. "We see American presidents come and go but the agenda remains the same.."

Bit harsh blaming Trump here Max. He aint the President yet, Sleepy Joe still in command at the moment. It's both fuckwits doing it.

Isntreal bombing and now taking land and assassinating Syrian scientists https://x.com/bassem_youssef9/status/1866456599193407496 all with the Yanks say-so.

Oh the "Rules Based International Order" just isn't what it is cracked up to be.

Are they sure there was arson at the Synagogue? Maybe someone forget to put out the candles on the menorah?

Oh look. An "arson attack." Not "terrorism". Why the difference? Because this isn't a Jewish school bus, it's an Islamic school bus!!! Where's Albanese now??? Where's all the news media hysteria and demands for more policing? https://7news.com.au/news/iqra-college-school-bus-extensively-damaged-in-arson-attack-in-reynella-adelaide--c-17021281

@NickHi Nick. Welcome to the Peanut Gallery. Well the only soft spot I have for that whiney shithole of a country is the wetpatch on my bed after I have left my load in another Tel Aviv hooker.
A very wet and sticky patch.

Hello to all of good folk back home who read Xenox News. And what a rag; I have long been a fan. I usually just lurk here but thought to reach out for a change as I was just wondering if any of you also have a soft spot for Israel?

@I'm Just SayingI think that bounty will be quietly rescinded shortly.

Maxy - Yar always be butcher'n the English with heaps 'o jibber-jabber. All's ya had ta say was "Sandn*g*e*s kill'n sandn*g*e*s", 'n then git back tar drink'n yer pap's hot-off-thar-still licker!!!

One sticky question is how will the US deal with the $10 million terrorist bounty they have on their new hero al-Julani?

Good summary there Max. I think rather than Libya, Egypt is a more likely model for Syria. Remember them? Elected the wrong guys in just about the only decent election they have ever had. Unfortunately they were a bit too threatening for their deranged neighbour in the North East, and so got booted out and another strong man put in to power.

The freedom coming to Damascus will soon be heading to Washington DC. And like Assad, Trump will be on the run!

I guess it's true. End Times really are here!

Southern Man dern't need no carpet-bagg'n, yankee hobo, preverted man-whore around anyhow!!!

Let me put that through the Ricardovitz Gibberish Translater:
"I am an idiot, and my family are idiots, and I like to fuck my sister"

Thar sandniggas sell moolas at thar local Dinar Store. Raised thar prices ta 1.25 Dinar - In flashion 'n all.

I throw a fist full 'o nickels tar Jensen Wang fer mak'n a man money. He make more $$$$ than a Georgia Tech meth-cook!!!

Sure mate. I'd piss off from this dump any time. Just give me the moola to get going. Ya gunna do that!?

A shooter has taken out United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. We CEOs need another decent pay rise and fast - risk money. Let's vote on it - all those (CEOs) who say I? Against?

And the list continues to grow! Trump has just handed control of the US Space Program to us as well announcing Jared Isaacman as the head of NASA

The chosen will have full control of not only the planet but the entire solar system as we prepare for the arrival of the messiah.

We will then deal with the idolaters who worship that fraud known as Jesus just as we are dealing with Amalek.

Thank you Mr Trump!! (what a goy)

And after they get the Orangeman they should get the rest of those blood sucking CEOs.

@Absorber the Geek They're Catholic right? Of course they were in on it!

@Joe BidenJoe, I'm gonna tell ya how tar handle that boy of yers. Like in that Joo-movie when Amon Goeth pardons one of them Joos 'n then decides tar shoots 'em in thar back of 's head anyways - dat's how ya aughta pardon that drug-guzzlin boy of yers.

Never heard again from Pablo. Must have been the end; 'piled to death' they say in the Latin.

True. Donald Netanyahoo Trump and the rest of his billionaire buddies will make YOU ALL PAY. So get used to more homeless people under bridges down the road and even bigger police compounds in your neighbourhood. On a more positive spin Americans have guns and can blow their own brains out at any time. Don't forget to load it dumbass.

Dear Ricky, my boy Hunter, he screwed the pooch real bad. He took millions of dollars from Ukraine and China and didn't put that money in a Cayman National Bank like I told him to. That dumb crack-head put it all in his Wells Fargo account in Malibu California, and then transferred a bunch of it to me like I told him to. Well, we got caught. He got arrested and now he wants a pardon. The Italian Mafia Boss would never pardon such a stooge. But, I'm a senile, old idiot. Should I pardon that crack-head son of mine?

My boy Trump gonna make 'em ALL PAY. Y'all pay down here, smarty-smart............y'all pay down here!!!

Donald Rump says now that if all hostages aren't released the Palestinians will have hell to pay. Has Krump been in a cave for the past two years? From one dementia ridden fuckwit to another. America has taken the world back to the dark ages. The dumb dark ages. If only they had half a brain between them.

I suggest that anyone who considers themselves a local to an area should be deported or exterminated. Only new immigrants and tourists should be spared. And when the new immigrants start laying claims and carping on about the place being their homeland the same should apply. Keep things fresh.

Well Sachs starts off this rant about provocation going back to 1990:
https://x.com/onlythedeadknow/status/1863242563316023662/video/2

Is he a Russian toady or is it all the truth Madame?

@Sir Les DentifriceYou bastard Les! I always thought there was something weird about that peanut butter.

Back in the daze, I used to carefully collect my rheum in a small bowl which I kept under the bed. After a year of collections and when the smart arse science student I was flat mating with wasn't looking I would scrape it all into the jar of peanut butter and give it a decent stir. I am not sure what effect the neutrophils had on him however he would always be complaining "I thought this was supposed to be fucking smooth. If I wanted crunchy I would have purchased crunchy."

Biden should posthumosly pardon Jack Ruby. And give an antemortem pardon to Father John Maguire who will knock off Orangeman.

Is there some kind of connection here, is my brain frying, or maybe I have rheum in my eyes?

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Free the neutrophils! Fly,my pretties, fly!

@Absorber the Geek Happy happy happy Turkey-day tar y'all!!!

@Nostradamus, Quatrain 45cNeed this bloke pronto Mr Nastradamis. Can you spirit him down to Florida to do the dirty deed? Hopefully he is Catholic. Could get away with it according to this: https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/3492-why-did-the-pope-want-to-kill-the-president

While Trump is undoubtedly a scoundrel, it is hard to see the Pope giving the nod this time. Unless there is some real advantage that the Church could gain. No, I think Rome will watch and observe. Carefully maintaining its defences, but of course also looking for opportunities.