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Ukraine frontline decimated. Russians advancing further into Ukraine virtually unhindered. I wonder how Blackrock will manage the Ukranian food bowl that they have acquired surrounded by the Russians?

@Joltin' JoeI think it is pretty clear which figure represents Trump and for that matter Harris in that illustration. The obedient dog face representing the voter.

@RicardovitzKeep crying Ricky. Gunna be a black woman running your country soon and you and your hillbilly mates wont be able to do a thing about it.

America needs a clean black woman, Aunt Jamima, uhhh I mean Aunt Kamima, America's favorite aunt....come here Kamima let me sniff that African hair...errrrrr.......don't let Nelia see me do this Kamima you coal-colored cotton pony soldier, uh ah anyway, we........beat...............uh..........Medicare.

Tain't noth'in hard 'bout it. Donald Trump - he a good Yankee fer the Southern Gentleman! Kamalah Emhoffstein - she a Voo Doo Joo-suck'n Commie vampire, jest like that thar photo up thar 'o her mix'n up some voo doo brew.

This guide might help the undecided voter:

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Voters for the lesser of two evils have never been in more of a quandary.

@Tax Paying Aussie WorkerShe's be too fat for the spaceship in any case. Disrupt the gravitational force field she would.

@Gina R, PerthIt wasn't enough receiving billions of dollars in Australian government subsidies (welfare) was it Gina? Nor buying a Singaporean citizenship so that you don't have to pay back any of it in tax to help our country. Even interstellar aliens abhor traitorous grifters so I don't think you will be hitching a ride anywhere.

Probly git somethang tar do it hav'in a Cross carved inta it. If'n they jest carve a Devil's sickle 'n a teeny star on it, them Mohammed goat-fornicators 'd drop to thar carpets 'n stroke thar peckers to it!!! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Depiction_of_a_demon_in_Islamic_mythology.jpg
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Well I love a nice cup of tea. Especially when made in a pot. My Frank used to make a wonderful cuppa. Though his wasn't very big. And I am no pussy I can tell you that. Feisty he used to call me. And I've still got a bit of vim and vigour that's for sure.

@Dr KnowitallA 40% increase from 3 would be closer to 4. Not 5.

@It's just a coldWow. It must have gone from 3 to 5 patients!
That is, hardly at all.

TB cases increase by 40% in Ireland. Just as TB increased during the HIV epidemic?

Ehh, Trump? Ricky Trump? Uhhhhh.....uhhhh errr, you should be in the federal penilectomy, criminal. We pay for stuff like that to make men women, except for the pussy - we can't give them a real live pussy. I am throwing my support, my love, my loaded diaper at that kinda "brown" sugar Kamas Harris. And, Ricky - he's just a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

Hey 'Joe', or should I say 'Ricky', you will be having lots of brown mushy stuff in your pants when you have that black chick running your dumbarse country. It will make you hillbilly yokels squeal like pigs in the muck.

I told Putin not to attack Lezbollah, er...uhh....I mean Hahas. I put President Harris czar over Middle East peace. So, President Harris leaked the October JooPrize to Iran. Why? Jooz wanted bussing and I was against bussing after I was for it. So, I'm sorry - from Hahas to the river of....., ya know but it seems to be, uhhhhh.......top a little over my mind. We're not sure where it is...where I am.....or where is is, but, uhhhhh, uhhhhh uh oh, I feel something hot and stinky running down my left legs.

And in less than 60 seconds Lydia Thorpe puts it all to bed. They are done and they sure as hell know it.

Attacking UN peace keeping forces now.

@RicardovitzI rest my case.

Timmy Titmouth, if'n you dern't like Albo 'n Austrailia, then ya git a choice - VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ OZ PRIME MINISTER!!!

They think they have us all with their politics of 'no choice', the 'lesser evil'. What does Squeaky Albo care if he wins or loses? The cunt will land on his feet either way. Can just imagine him and that full time cunt Marles getting on to the AUKUS gravy train.

The great unwashed aussie hoi polloi won't even notice.

No hope. No future. The great Aussie Way.

We smart, Dentaface. Y'all be undersestamat'n us 'gain. Thar womanfolk love our big peckers, 'n Ayrabs jest cain't git 'nuff of our big Joo-launched bombs!!! HEY HILIARY - Thar tain't nobody bigger 'n Jesus. Oh, 'n learn ya to spell, ya sinful whore-monger.

Albo is determined to vociferously support the USA and Israel and their genocide in Gaza even if it means he will lose the next election and forever be tarnished by his unwavering support of the destruction and blood bath. Mossad in action? Or the CIA? Or both?

It is reasonable that one of the dumbest bumbling fucks in political history stands as representative of all Americans. Big shouty low IQ ugly represented.
And that he has such pathetic competition in the presidential race is pretty much all you need to know about the intelligence of Americans.

Bigger than a Jezus, that's for sure.

If'n yer moonshine tasates sweet, it tain't moonshine. Yer meth probaly taste like froot loops too!!!

Donald J. Trump be thar best thang ta happen tar the world since Kreation!!!

Going with the second choice if it means a spaceship comes down to Earth, picks up that Orange freak, and then dumps him out the craft. Preferably from a 5 mile height and over some rocky landscape.

I want this asshole to suffer like we did when he was President.

Been a while. Any one spotted this prick? Maybe he came back cause the Lions finally won the flag again.

What a thing to say? You sound like an absolutely disgusting man. Anyway I am not that far from Marcos Supermarket and am usually at home during the week.

Netanyahoo done sang me a li'll ditty 'bout "thar Future". Cain't understand much 'o what he say, but I reckon it go sumthang like this:

"I like big bombs 'n I cain't not lie, ya'll raggheads cain't deny! I git a big 'ol bunker buster head'n fer
Amir Al-Momenin University." Dern't understand what other jibber-jabber he be sing-song'n 'bout, but I done heard dat, fer sure!!! Just 'member, y'all heard it here first......Sandcoon News with Ricardovitz.

Curiosity eh? Like what you see love? I still have some of the pus I squeezed out. You know if you like that sort of thing.

You don't happen to live in the Reservoir area? Just out of curiosity I mean.

@Dreary DiedreYeh, pretty much back in order love. Doc said it was from too much pube shaving, but I don't know. I normally use scissors so I thought it would be ok.

That does sound painful dear. Is everything OK now? My Frank had a big tombola.
Is your pipe still working? My Frank wasn't a very athletic man, but he was always well mannered and very thorough.

@Titus GroanCan I just stay at home and watch it on TV? You know, with a nice cuppa.

@Surrounded By ShmucksNot quite. Still more horror to live through first.

Are we there yet?

I'd say that it looks like XenoxNews.com is going for tittie clickbait, but then I remember they have been doing it for years: https://www.xenoxnews.com/xenox-gallery/page-three-girls

She got something standing in me, that's for sure Travis!

Pam has that rare and increasingly hard to find anywhere thing: a moral compass.

Dat 'ol hussy might could feed some of them starv'n Palisatinism chill'n with them utters!!!

Don't believe those pics at all.

Don't believe those words.

The world is turning into a mirage.

And we will dissolve into it soon enough.

Ahhh, she can put her cans away. We have a war on now.

Lordy, I ain't git no problem war'n Red: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0866%2F3052%2Fproducts%2FMAGA_Make_Automatic_Guns_Again_T-shirt_Red_MAC070_1800x.jpg
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@RicardovitzSounds delicious. You know Ricky, if Kim Jung and Chairman Xi have conquered your taste buds they have conquered your country.

I'd give up if I was you Ricky. Time to put on the Red Guard outfit and do as you are told Hillbilly!

Kim Jung Fatty 'n Xi Chickenwing is new menu items at Oinker's BBQ. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com%2Fbphoto%2F17vinxnG5VlCHZYxL5abxQ%2Fl.jpg
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@Surrounded By ShmucksLook, I am willing to change our editorial position if they give me a slice of that. Call him Winnie the Jinping, expose the spies in the Golden Palace Chinese restaurant, publicise all the genocides they are doing; we can have all those stories up anytime. Just give us some of those Benjamin's Sleepy Joe!

The $1.6 billion budget to fund anti-china propaganda proposed in bill HR-1157 has been passed by the US congress. Watch the increase of anti-china catch phrases come flying hither and thither, from both media mouths and even your friends. It can be most enjoyable (or soul destroying) when you hear sponsored tropes directly from an "educated" person who has a good grasp on world politics.