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lets face it. Anyone would tower over our prime miniature.

A bit more world-class arse grooming from the champion himself:-
John Howard, described Professor Friedman as "a towering figure of world economic theory".
I'd describe him as a "towering fraud of economic theory", but I'd have to include Johnny, and then I would have exposed the whole plot.

Menzies was appointed Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports. Is that still open for Sir John to claim? Howard deserves to be rewarded for services to regal arseholes.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Did the camel wear a nightie?

Because along with the yanks we are the only ones who vote with Israel at the UN.

The horror, the horror!

Did you know that Morris spelt backwards reads as Sir Rom?
Did you also know that Suckontology is a non-existent religion? But, if it did exist it would cultivate dimwit celebrities.
- [|Howardland Public Information Services|]

Who's we? You can start whenever you like. DOn't hold back on my account.

Milton Friedman was much loved by neocon sociopaths, because he put a "respectable" veneer over their economic violence.
The awful cunt never had to work in a sweatshop, or risk starving in the street, and had no compassion for the victims of his convenient theories.
He certainly encouraged Thatcher and Howard to rip into the poorest welfare recipients.
May he be reborn as a victim of his own insidious drivel!

I wish Friedman's grave was nearby, so that I could go and piss on it.
Johnny's hero intervened in Australian politics in the 1970s, and help set Oz on a downward path.
Pray that he joins Milton soon!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The military textbooks will be replete with this heroic liberation of Iraq. Mainly about how a determined and brave population can defeat an invading enemy, no matter how much "superior" technology they may have.
It's a lesson for us all.

Put Howard out of his misery. Drop the Statue of Liberty on him.

How come all those christians believe in the walking dead? I mean, jesus supposedly "rose from the grave", right? That makes him a zombie! Did he go after Judas and eat his brain?

Immortal words from a rotten arsehole:-
"I think the military textbooks will be replete with the experiences of Operation Iraqi Freedom for many years to come ... We respect very much the leadership that you personally and your administration brings to the affairs of the world and we think the world is a safer, more optimistic place."
- John Howard, on his visit to George W. Bush at Crawford, Texas, 2003.

Come on Johnny! I'm sure you can pinch one last Oz welfare dollar to invest in O_peration I_raq L_iberation.
Or has the pot gone of the boil, now that hundreds of thousands have died and even more have been mangled and had their lies ruined?
Tell us why lives are still being pointlessly lost in your mad mate George's lunatic adventure, you slimy little grub.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The sands of Iraq are running out for lame-duck dickhead Bush, HAVE run out for eunuch Blair and last turd standing will be... little old Johnny the Grub, all alone in his lost coalition of the wilting!

That Tzippi is a weird one... if she hasn't got Condi's tongue on her twat she is sniffing someone's arse.

I wonder how she gets any work done.

What about all those "Chatham House" meetings you had?
C'mon spill the beans!

When are we gunna start bombing Iran?

Invading Saudi Arabia?

When will the Muslim re-location camps be setup and where?

C'mon ya prick tell us!

You bastards! You heartless fucking bastards!

I remember you pricks too.
Let's hear the questions first. What do you want to know about? Who are those 'cunts' you refer too? There are so many of them.

Lesbo Queen Liz was on board and the old hag lapped every cunt on board.
Laguid Dutch dykes getting a licking from our head of state; what the fuck is going on.

I know that the IPA is the authority on these matters, but I reckon Howard sucked so much dope that it shrunk his body and put the Aussie public into a coma by mere contact with the little dope-fiend!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

But remember Friedmen was all in favour of legalising drugs.
"Leave it to the market" he said.

If we had only followed that sage advice we would all be at peace now.
Osama would be happy on the bong; instead of toting a gun.
Dubya would be coked to a stand still.
And our PM? Well who knows? If he had not refused that toke on the joint back in 1965....

How about the yellow, slithering, crawling belly?
Nothing is lower, or more treacherous than the John-loving, Aussie suckholing snake!
*Captain Australia*

Not only is the "dry eye" index high after Irwin's self-destruction, but the eyes will be drier still with the news that Milton Fucking Friedman has croaked!
That rotten old cunt was the satanic "spiritual" godfather of Thatcher and that neofascist turd, non-core Howard.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Les, you are a very bad man!

Ah, who could ever forget that "torn look" leopard skin t-shirt.

"Stop calling me Morris"

I remember you too.

You must be so serious now!

Forget about fucking Jesus...
what about his Virgin Mother? Ripe for the rogering I reckon.

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Neither the Ummerican Reisdent or the Mosstralian PM give a toss about democracy: since grabbing thr throttle they have reversed at speed toward centralised power, secrecy, lack of acountability and fuck-you-jackism. Adolf would have loved it!

Masochism is the great curse of the aussie personality.
If something good is offered, they vote against it, but something bad gets their vote almost every time.
Pathological retards who cannot tell shit from sugar!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The masses of breeding lemming's adoration for the fascist thugs who oppress them is legendary.
It is nature's way of recovering surplus organismic tissue. A wise self-destruction program.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Many of Oz are NOT human, but they DO qualify as mass-breeding lemmings.
It is a matter of great urgency that the parasites of Oz - politicians, property pimps, developers, landlords, lawyers, bankers, media whores, and suchlike, are forced by the moral minority to give up their precious bodily fluids to enrich the earth.
Immigration could be massively increased, with an airport in the dry heart of Oz. The imported lemming tissue could make the outback bloom as never before!
This would be no more than the application of the law of cosmic economic fairness.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

bang bang bang

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?

Fred, how would you like to join my army and liberate the Lemmings of OZ?

Here is my party platform:

PRODUCTIVE PARTY PLATFORM:

Philosophy: Every Human can be made to be productive. Waste, dissruption and laziness cannot be tolerated.

Legalization of drugs. Drug addicts can be made into productive members of society - there is no need to try to keep people from contributing, just because they are dope-fiends.

I espouse liberation through lobatomization. Enslavement of the drug-addicted. Work farms for the homeless and juvinile delinquents. EVERYONE GETS TO PARTICIPATE, in The Productive Society.

Stem Cell Research, and all kinds of scientific research will be funded and encouraged by the state.

Jails and penetentiaries are waste. NO MORE JAILS, NO MORE DEATH PENALTY. Convicted felons would be turned into productive members of society. First they will be lobatomized, or placed into a drug induced coma. Their body parts will be harvested for the Productives; Some will contribute their bodies for research and testing; non-useable parts will cultivated using growth hormones and steroids, and the meat will be sold off for animal feed. Unused remains will be turned into fertilizer or fermented into bio-fuel.

The Productive Party is the wave of the future. There will come a time when this world is too overcrouded to tolerate non-productives. Get in on the ground floor. Become a Productive today.

Why not? Both John Howard PM and the Australian public are in a coma, and yet he inspires the fuckwits somehow!

*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

With a tentacle of the NWO corporate octopus up his arse, the PM is no more than a glove-puppet!

The NWO will not back any leader who has any real backbone, talent or decency.

As the non-core turd has none of those things, the NWO octopus got the Trifecta!

*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You needn't know that Les. Now take your medication, and try to stay off drugs. Drugs are bad! Ok?

The wonders of Nature are a glory to behold.

Rev Chato, what is a hebephrenic anyway?

You must be joking.

Look at the clowns they have for leaders:
"Fart Boy Slim" Kim Beazley
Mad Mark Latham
Simon "Who?" Crean.

They are a rabble and tremble before our current PM's poltical skill.

If I was LibNat voter I'd be very, very worried about this latest and near final death blow to states sovereignty. It's all very well to have centralised commonwealth power NOW but... what happens when Labor wins the next federal election? Oops, didn't think of that, did you, you LibNat suckholes!

OH FUCK YOU ALL
EAT SHIT OUT YA MOTHERS CUNT
OH FUCK YOU ALL

IM FIRED UP. READY TO BLOW.

IM GUNNA MAKE A MESS IN YA MOUTH YA FUCKING CUNT.

OH FUCK YOU ALL.

Reverend Chato is high on the goodness of The Lord. Praise The Lord!
Do not listen to those lost souls my children. Now bow your heads. The Good Reverend Dr. Chato will pray for the depraved souls lost in the dark depths of Howardness.
Dear Lord, lead them not in the dark ways of John, Alan, Peter, John and Kim. Cast out all Howardly influences and similar demonic urges.
Amen.

Dont knock it till youve tried it rev Chato...

Good for your you-know-whats...

Les, lay of the crystal meth, mate! Oz has enough hebephrenics already.

The NWO nominated a second-generation fascist to run Oz, and ram through dozens of Hitler-style police-state laws.

Worse things are coming!

*Captain Australia*

If Blair and Bush pull out of the Coalition of the Witless, brave little Johnny will defend high prices, high interest rates, high third-world immigration, and high inflation rates, even if every Oz dullard must die in the battle!
Oz non-core values, as defined by international big-money, must be preserved - no matter how insane they may be. Who do you trust?

Digger, what you say is confusing, because the non-core Rodent has actually INCREASED the intake of third-world rejects.
His compassion is such that his regime always accepts the forged credentials of "skilled" east asians.
Of course, you will not mind shifting out of your present shithole to make way for your hero's "special" people, will you?