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Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
First, I'm assuming that you and your child are white. If not, then your child is just doing what comes natural to his kind, and there's nothing I can do to help. Now. Let's not forget, YOU are the King of your house. Your kid owns nothing. That's right, it's all yours! So, first you take away any money your kid has access to. Next, you take away all stereos, cd's dvd's mp3's Ipods, x-boxes, etc. You sell all this crap and buy him a decent wardrobe. You lay down the law and tell your kid to stop acting like a coon. If he doesn't want to wear respectable clothes in a respectable manner, there are pleanty of naked Africans running around that would be glad to wear the new clothing you just bought your kid. When the kid defaces his clothes, and he will, you take all but one outfit away, drive to the nearest slum with your kid and toss his cloths out the window. Don't forget to take a charitable decution for this on your taxes either. Your kid can learn to keep his one pair of pants, one pair of underware, socks, and one shirt clean. Or he will smell and look like a dirty 'ole mugwamps swamp-rat. If he gives you any lip, you smack him around, and he either lives by the King's laws and thrives, or gets punnished under the King's laws, and life is miserable. If your boy still wants to act like a coon, then dress him like a coon and take him to a Klan rally, and let some of your friends learn him a few lessons in proper etiquette. But, if you live in an "integrated" neighborhood, send your kid to an "integrated" school, and allow him to socialize with people of the dark persuasion, then I recon you really don't give a damn that your child lives the life and looks the part of a gang-bangin slum rat. If the boy still hasn't learnt how to act and dress by the time he turns 18 - release him into the wild with nothing. Either he will end up in prison with others of his kind; or he will clean up his act and make something of himself. Either way, it's a win-win for you; you're done, unless he shows proper aptitude.
Nicky C 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
"Spreadeagles like a hookah..."
Chato 20 years ago WEASEL'S WREATH-WORLD
Alan, whether a political media parasite qualifies as "life" is a matter of opinion.
Twinkle Toes 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
Got a light?
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago SAVE THE WHALE?
To the Solomons so he can fight the fuzzy-wuzzies for Oz!
Unregistered 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
Unregistered 20 years ago PM admits to “Master Plan”
you all suck
Alan Jones 20 years ago WEASEL'S WREATH-WORLD
Well I'm quite friendly with the PM and I'm still alive.

Care to meet me down the Paddington St Dunnies for a "how-to-do"?

Alan Jones
C/Struggle St, Pooftown
Unregistered 20 years ago THE UNITED STATES OF WARCRIMINALS
It's quite clear. It cannot be avoided. We must all start killing, and raping, and pillaging. The last one standing wins what has not been destroyed.
From THE SECRET THOUGHTS OF JOHN WEASLETON HOWARD PM.
Unregistered 20 years ago THE UNITED STATES OF WARCRIMINALS
The bill still allows prosecutions for war crimes, and doesn't have any admission that Bush has committed them. Sen. McCain's take: "Some critics of this legislation have asserted that it gives amnesty to U.S. personnel who may have committed war crimes since the enactment of the War Crimes Act. Nothing--nothing--could be further from the truth.... The specificity that the bill provides to the War Crimes Act--and its retroactive effect--will actually make prosecuting war criminals a realistic goal. None of my colleagues should object to that goal."

The act you cited doesn't prevent prosecutions under the War Crimes Act. That says people can't invoke the Geneva conventions... but they still can invoke the War Crimes Act, the Detainee Treatment Act, and The Military Commissions Act... which implement the Geneva Convention in the US and make toture and cruel treatment illegal. Essentially, they're saying you have to bring action under US law rather than international law... but you still can bring action for torture.
Gummy Bare 20 years ago THE UNITED STATES OF WARCRIMINALS
The only one laughing is Osama... if he's still alive. Not that Dumbya's "war-on-terror-ism" had ever really had anything to do with Mr Bin Laden!
Unregistered 20 years ago THE UNITED STATES OF WARCRIMINALS
I thought this was a satirical site.... so this must be funny right?
monsveneris 20 years ago CALL GOES OUT TO FREE SADDAM
Even among those of us opposing the Bush crusade against civilised norms, who imagined than his remorseless bloody legacy would be a myriad times worse than Saddam Hussein's.
Unregistered 20 years ago SADDASS CAUGHT OUT!
John Howard gets sulky and nasty:
I couldn't give a chinese root! The mob of Oz sheeple are happy with the crap stories I dumped on them. So, you can just go and get fucked!
In the fields round Konigsberg are dead uncounted.

In that horrible winter of '45 how many died?

Staring at the sun flat on their backs.
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago SADDASS CAUGHT OUT!
Are very enjoyable to read. One side got it right, and one side got it very wrong.

You can be sure XenoxNews predicted it.
I suppose we will just wait and see.
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Grab the 70 year old cunt. Shine his Mr Sheen head. And foot him up the arse and send him on his way.
When one of those "freedom and prosperity" peddling freaks came to our hometown, we used to send them on their way after a good tarring and feathering!
We never did take kindly to greasy shysters in those days. A John Howard would have been sized-up the minute he opened his ugly, lying, little mouth.
My choice is for freedom and prosperity over superstition and socialism.

Is that the side you support?

piggy wiggy woggly smoggly woo 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
Patriot you are sucking Johnny Howard's multicultural arse again. He'd sell his grandmothers one spare kidney to further his political career. He has no integrity. Yet you seem to suggest there is some integrity left in this country, Australia, after it has been destroyed by the international elites that hover high vulture like over the carcass of this once proud anglo-saxon cultured country. Johnny and his mates have only one thing in common; the sense of self; the sense of identity with self; and everything else gets cold relief. It's time you are your mates in the ADF, Australian Deficiency Fund swore off your Johnny. Johnny is using you, you and your mates, down the RSL, you and your mates down the pub. Wake up face the facts, you've been fuzzled. And you've only been fuzzled because your a less than half-wit who buys the Telegraph, and watches the sport on the tube; whilst gargling some alcoholic beverage from the same. Chato is right, Chato has been right all along, the ADF doesn't defend anything but little Johnny's political public polliing career; and the idea and not the reality; that the country is being defended. The country is being, has been, sold down the sewer of international factional politics. Patriot wake up and look at the new face of Australia in the mirror, it's one of slanty eyes, black skin, and a sociopathic Howard grin.
Unregistered 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Is that artwork of the superhero Captain Arsewipe?
Unregistered 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Leave the poor little 'tard be. He'll be smashed into gravy soon enough.
But if he looks like turning out as a Bush arselicker - strangle the silly little cunt!
Unregistered 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Do you mean our brave little wreath-laying, fake vice-regal, prime-ministerial, globalist pimp?
Are you suggesting that a massive blow across his conceited, sociopathic chops could do us a power of good, and smash his idiotic pomposity?
I couldn't agree more with you, my comrade in these Howardly times.
Unregistered 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Unregistered 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Poo jab imposter
Concerned Parent 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
hey!
You ain't the real Ricky.
Ricky 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
You really should count your blessings. At least he's not dressing like a girl! One sure fire way to get him dress differently though is to start wearing your pants the same way.
Smut Fucking Febrile 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
I'm agreeing...

Beeny Hill was great!
Smot Poking Liberal 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
Yeah like in V for Vendetta when that TV show did that bit on the Chancellor. Just like Benny Hill.
Crack smoking Liberetarian 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
My libido is gone since I stuck my arse with a dildo.
I remember Benny Hill. I loved some of those great-looking sheilas he had on his show. Spreading their legs, flashing some snatch, and nice rude stuff like that. I miss those days. Now the retard Oz public gets sexually excited over fucking Howard!
Pot Smoking Liberal 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
I hate them. You're all speaking in generalities and speak of a reality that only exists in your own mind. It all reminds me of Benny Hill.
You don't have to be a small "L" liberal to hate National Socialists.
Some of us Nazi-haters, have had guns, used guns, are capable of using guns again - but never for Nazis!
We fucked Hitler, and we will fuck his clones next time.
I say *FUCK THE HOWARDLAND DESPOTS AND STOP CRAWLING!*
Live on your fucking knees with your face sucking-butt, or die on your feet like men!
I will have liberty, or I will have death!
Just like being back in 'Nam:-

Interviewer: It seems our boys in Crapistan are not doing any good. What's your plan now?

Brendan: We will keep on sending Oz military there, until we run out of buckets to bring them back home in, or until Howard runs out of wreath-laying power.
Patriot, you are quite obviously too stupid to see that there is really very little difference between an Aussie terrorist and a so-called Taliban terrorist.
DEATH TO THE U.S IMPERIALISTS AND THEIR ARSE SUCKING ALLIES!
LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE V THE U.S
Cthulu Worshipper 20 years ago TIME FOR SOME BUTT-LOVING
Jew, christian, muslim, whatever. You are all worthless before all mighty Cthulu.

At your death you will be whisked away for a eternity of pain and suffering.

And there wont be a lick of difference your moron messiahs will do to change it.
Jewy Rebel 20 years ago TIME FOR SOME BUTT-LOVING
Johny H was a-flyin' one morn' Over south Wagga Wagga...feeling for alarm When he looks down below, and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin' a Muslim on ski's! So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your brown brother!" And them two cajuns just looked at each other And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..." "He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!" O-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS) Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger Rich man travelin' down thru the South Stopped in Lake Macquirarie to get a tooth pulled out When he paid the doctor the charges due He said "My Muslim chauffer's got a bad tooth, too" "Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler! Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00 Cause here in Lake Macquirarie he can't open his mouth We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!" Chorus There ain't much difference 'tween a muslim and a donkey 'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree There's not very much more that you can see. But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck While a muslim sits down and draws a gov't check The muslim should be smarter, as a general rule But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
1) If I weren't an Athiest I'd be a Muslim 2) Convert me, Mohammed I have a fetish for obese mule-faced women in Burkas 3) I wanna believe; but I'm affraid God will see that I'm an evil idiot 4) I believe, I believe, NOW can I be a suicide bomber? 5) I once was a Jew; and now I'm an Atheist who hates my mommy and daddy 6) Why did Daddy rape me while mommy watched; Now I hate you God! 7) Yep, stupid liberals really do what this old Atheist has to say about linguistics 8) Pssst, I give everyone an "A" because no matter how stuipid they are, THEY DESERVE IT!!
Unregistered 20 years ago DARKNESS WITHOUT DAWN
Maybe we could banish the sulky little devil with a good smack in his pompous face.
Porky couldnt make it into Jew World either.
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
It contained tunes like: Jesus why is Judas cock up your ass? Have a shave you bum Messiah Thank you Lord for all those Dumbass Yanks My Poofy Patron St Paul The night I fucked Mother Mary… And the all time classic: I’m a Christian and I hate sex.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Supposedly, Elton John converted to Islam over 1 year ago and is comingout with a new album titled: Islam doesn't consider me sexually retarded, until 3 Muslims catch me in the act. Track list: Ode to Turkish Prisons, sweet delight Iraqi gang rape - Oh, why can't it be me. All Mohammed needs is Love - and here I am to give it to him. Crescent Circle Jerk Mohammed said Pigs ain't for eat'n, but they's sure fun for fuck'n. Mohammed, Mohammed, let me play your organs with my talented fingers. One sweet kiss, Abdul Hamid, that's all I ask from a Muslim Jerk'n in a Burka
Unregistered 20 years ago When will the US bomb Iran?
Cain and Judas could not have said it any better! Adolf could have said it better, and Pol Pot, and Genghis Khan, and John Hogturd...
I want to see the Al-Abama mosque where them true-blue USAma lovers hang out with their cowboy hats and crazy fundamentalist fairy-tale religion stuff, and look like the 'tard kid from that Deliverance movie, or at least the pig-fucking hillbilly types. I wouldn't mind seeing Islam World while I'm there. I really like Mohammed Mouse and his filthy, decadent, slag-whore girl-mouse.
I also like the filthy pig brothers, Porky and all, but they are not in Islam World. Anyhow they're unclean.
Unregistered 20 years ago OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
Maybe he doesn't wash his mouth after sucking butt!?
Ricardovitz 20 years ago OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
One more time, ladies and gentlement, I'll ask the $1,000,000 question that no "fair dinkum" Australian can seem to answer: What is it that Prime Minister Howard has done to make you dislike him 1) politically, and/or 2) personally?

 

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