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Iran is an Islamic Nation. Islam is Murder. Islam is False Testimony. Islam is Lies. Islam is Rape. Islam is Incest. Islam is Perversion. Islam is Suicied. Islam is Child Abuse. Islam is Infanticide. Islam is Facisiam. Mohammed is the Anti-Christ. The deciples of Mohammed are the deciples of Satan. Therefore, ISLAM IS EVIL. Destroying Evil is good. Destroying Islam is therefore good. It is desireable for all civilized humans to do good. Therefore, all civilized humans must destroy and eradicate Islam.

But, if you make one of them sand-apes angry, IT'S YOUR FAULT IF THEY GO on A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE!!! Repeat after me, lemmings of Australia: Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. All Jews die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Isam or die. All Christians die. Submit to Islam and kill Jews and Christians. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Harrae Rammah. Harrae Krishna. All Budhists die. Submit to Islam. Islam is the religion of loving bloody pieces.

How often do I have to say it? Burn Emperor John as an offering to The Lord. You would be amazed at the results - you really would! Everything fixed, and the way God planned it.

Invading Iraq has increased global Islamic radicalism. It's been said again and again and again in one intelligence assessment after another but Bush and his cronies keep babbling on as if everything's under control. They fucked up, they know it, they won't admit it, and they haven't a clue how to improve the situation!

I ate this Big Mac you see, and it squirted a drop of sauce on my fine white pants.

Well it wasn’t really sauce, but was mayo. It looked like a white blob that had just been squeezed onto me.

Now I know this doesn't appear to be related to the topic, but that blob of white looked exactly like that silly bugger Polish Pope’s head.

Y'know; round and shiny.

Is this one of them miracles they are looking for to make him a Saint?

His real name was Carol; we could have Saint Carol of the white spots that fall on your pants. It would be very religious.

Howard is a soulless creep who coudn't care if you live or die

When our little prime ministerial hero was asked about the security report, he was very terse and sulky indeed.
How dare anyone question the greatness of the father of our nation?
"Begone, you lowly bludging scum. I'm off to Kirribilli House where I shall be treated regally by my arse-sucking staff! A tried and true conga-line of suckholes."

Affirmative.

And yet another top secret report confirms what the whole world already knows: the U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq has given terrorism a huge boost and we're all worse off than ever! Thanks a fucken lot you dumb fucken Yanks!

We're sorry, sorry, sorry

jonny

Hey Raspberry don't forget that Latin looney Chavez.

He is a dingbat who needs to be removed from office with "extreme prejudice".

Digger,
Cranbourne

No doubt the Bush cabal have provided their mate Osama with a convenient new identity to hide behind.
John Howard asks - "What are mates for if you can't get them to suck your knob, or lick your arse?"

Osama's gone.

One down; two more to get.

Them Oz turkeys sure can flock when they get a fright!

Here is a real trinity of turkeys:
"Trust me, I am really, really sincere" Johnny
"All the warmth of a sociopath, but none of the charm" Petey
"I am not a gutless, overfed, overpaid windbag" Kim

Our way of life sucks worse than Howard.
Let's get the Hell out of here!

we've all been fucked over by that nasty little man and his nasty little minions

The only threat I see is our own fearless leaders winding back our democratic rights faster than they can lie!

If ya'll had the Second Amendment, you wouldn't have to worry about them goverment types grabb'n your guns.

A cure for all sex-mania:
Imagine senile, old John Howard reaching for your pecker with a claw-like trembling hand, as he fondles his withered salami. All the while, drool drips from his lower lip as it romantically gibbers lewd suggestions about mutual something-or-other.
For some reason you are seized with an infernal affection for this rancid apparition, yet you are frozen with a sickening dread. In your mind whirl thoughts about joining the Liberal Party and becoming a real-estate agent.

...and Hyacinth could at last be PM!

Poor old Elton really lost me when he recycled his Norma Jean song.
Maybe in a parallel universe, John Howard could marry Elton and become Mrs John John.

I think you have summed it up very well.

Thank you.

Although, Elton John is really nothing but a novelty left over from the Oldies radio stations, every now and again you see this scrawny ancient fruit-cake blibberin' about a bunch of nothing. Usually nothing more than some drug-induced flashback about delusional world-peace or something stupid like that. I have done a little research into some of the questions you have posed concerning the interpretation of Mr. John's poems. First, you should know that making things rhyme is a sure sign of mental illness. Coupled with homosexuality, I'd say that Mr. John is not only sexually retarded, but also suffers from mild forms of schizophrenia, and neurosis. "Daniel" is neither Mr. John's personal friend or his brother. He is a man despised by Mr. John, and despised by many of his bretheren. Mr. John is clearly making a covert reference to Daniel Carver, the Imperial Wizard and Grand Dragon of the Invisable Empire of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, in Oakwood Georgia. In his poem, Mr. John is calling upon the homosexual underground to destroy Daniel carver. The message is delivered in secret code to a particular cell of homosexuals based out of Atlanta Georgia. The threat to Mr. Carver was thwarted over two decades ago in a stealthy raid on the Atlanta based cell. The "rolling like thunder....call it the blues" poem is again proof that Mr. John is a very mentallty ill indiviudal. It also shows his human side, in that even Mr. John fanticizes about sex he can't have, thus getting "blue balls" as a result of his sexual frustration. "Rocket Man", believe it or not has nothing to do with homosexuality or any covert opperation. It is simply Mr. John's fantasy about wanting to be an astronaut, in rhyme of course, which does further indicate mental instability.

The corn god mad the corn flour.

And I like the corn flour.

One sniff and your stiff.

For-fucking-ever.

The only way to protect our Oz family values is to obey The Dark Lord and crucify his only son - the truthful little Oz PM (P_erforming M_onkey).
The next season's corn crop would also be secured as a side benefit. (Johnny will have to be a substitute sacrificial Corn God).

What will you do when the Islamofascists start terrorising your home? Your country?

If you latte-sippers have your way that's what will happen. Osama, Nasarallah, and Madmanahmed are laughing as the left-wing stab our leaders in the back.

The only way we will defeat the terror these trio of evildoers want to unleash on western civilisation is by backing our leaders as they fight back.

God bless,

Patriot

This is not the teen fuck-fest I had in mind when I typed it into google.

Where's the damn audio? It'll be a month or two after that you will see something. So don't hold your breath.

Please return to my office.

It is time for another dicky-back ride.

Howard's war against masturbation was the end of him for mine.

Pig Boy, your support is much appreciated. The angels will not forget this.
Thank you for correcting my spelling of "extraordinaire". I did think a shorter version might just slip through.

I guess you can't. Don't even want to outline one thing that PM John did that you personally don't like.

Typical.

that makes me feel much better.

Small is the new big.

Forget the PM; time to bomb the terrorists in Tehran.

Thanks Chato for stating the obvious yet again, but no matter how many times you state it, there are always going to be a majority of people who falling on deaf ears, and passing right through their ears; and things about pig ears, and the shit factory down in Canberra; the pig sty down in Canberra. For some reason or other, australians have a love for shit, they love to soak in shit, they love to roll in shit, they will eat shit, and shit shit, they will vote for that ugly deformed piece of rotten pork J. Analworks Howard; the biggest poo changer, the shit slurper, the suckingest suckhole in all of australian history. They have fallen in love with a big lump of turd, they are diving into the toilet bowl to follow him down the S-bend, and down the sewer pipe to the treatment works; and then to be pumped out to sea; where they will surf in on the waves and be trodden on or swallowed by a beach goer. The little shit from Canberra, gets recycled again and again, to come back again and again; and get swallowed again and again by the adoring pack of filth seeking scum of the australian populace; and after all of this some citizen of the US of Usama; gets into a huff about not being entertained to his satisfaction. All you need to do, is to remind the readers, day after day, that they aren't voting for John W. Howard, what they got in their hands is a super sized slurpee cut full of turd. And J. W. Howard is a turd sucker extraordinaire...besides illegibile is spelt thus.

Some retardo vitz commented about chato name calling the appalling arse-wipe of australian politics. The complaint, read that 'I don't accept it, it's not good enough, I want to be entertained, it means nothing to me, it's unintelligable'. Of course people who state a complaint about a complaint, are terribly confused people, and more often than not confused people are retarded in some way. North Americans are only riding on the coat tails of their high-achievers anyway; one in a million.

A terrorist has got my baby!

I wish my imaginary dick was bigger...

Mine is a color version Yugo.

ps Where is that damn Pirate cartoon???

It does look bizarre: Americans giving up their real freedom in the name of Bush's rhetorical freedom. I guess they really don't think much of their democratic way of life after all.

Pay the man some money!
They really are mean motherfucking bastards, Yugo.

This looks familiar. Can't quite place it though.....

Why would someone "screwed" by Johnny complain? No, one can only conclude that John, by behaving like an arsewipe for foreign interests, must be proud of his grovelling.
So Chato is simply admiring the vainglory of the toxic little wart.
I hope this clears up your confusion.
I can understand that you must feel under some pressure, defending the crumbling empire of evil.

After all your rants and raves the way you describe Islam sounds like it would be perfect for you Ricky.

Read THIS: http://www.bilegrip.com/archives/2006/03/the_body_snatchers_are_among_us.html

what they hate about Australia's present prime minister? As an American outsider looking in, when I read a commentary like the one above, it means nothing to me. It says nothing. It gives you no reason to agree at all with the writer. Instead, what I come away thinking is that the author is just some poor loser who feels "screwed" by the system, who likes to bitch, rant and whine to vent his own personal frustration with being one of society's losers! So, not only do I think you are just another loser, but also a loser who cannot express himself or even put forth an intelligable point. Think about it. I, Mr. Joe American, reading about Aussi's prime minister: "leeched by expert values vampires"..."John "Black Hole" Hogturd"..." he is only a shit dag hanging off the globalist butt-hole"..."victim's value and worth have been sucked away, they themselves become infected and must forever roam this barren land as psychic parasites"...... It's very boring reading and says nothing about the basis of your complaint. What has John done that you don't like? How has it impacted your life? What was your life like before John became prime minister? That might be the basis for some discussion that would make for a little more interesting read.