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I looked at that pic - it all falls into place.
JOHN "PRETTY BOY" HOWARD is a materialization
of AHRIMAN in this fucked-up world!
Take the ugly head, stretch it a bit - there
he is - Ahriman, the cold, deadening force!

Yep lets start again. This time if there is any hint of resistance bomb the crap out of them.
And once we reach Baghdad lets put Chalabai in charge like we should have from the start.

A.Downer

It would be nice if the little goblin
finished his career of crime as a guest
of islamic radicals, at a holiday resort
in the wild Iraq desert.

Allah is great!

I'll take the rum. Me and Jesus are off to
get pissed! C'mon Jesus - drop that fucking
cross for Christ's sake! There's no saving
this bloody place...

Jesus says: "I know I ain't much but you can have me for free."

Pathetic aint he.

20 billion men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Apparently the two surviving Beaconsfield miners were singing Kenny Rogers songs when located by rescuers. THAT should have been reason enough to leave the buggers down there!

This guy is handing out gold-plated credit cards. Available to any one.
The world, you know, is little more than a haggard bitch with her drawers round her ankles.
We owe her nothing and she owes us her existence.

With these cards I'm buying the future, and I want it all.

Thanks Ahriman.


Love,
One more on the gangplank.

You betcha! The rich get lavished with tax-free largesse and the struggling drones at the bottom of the economic food chain get crumbs and a spit in the eye... all with a smile! And that's called successful fiscal management!

We all live in a yellow submarine?

Shock Horror! Piers Ackerman reckons his mate Jingo Johnny is all set to retire by the end of this year and that this love-in at the White House will be his last...

Yeah right: PIERS ACKERMAN! A rabid rightwing ratbag whose reporting we all can trust!!!!!!!

Isnt that a picture of Kevin Andrews?

It's all about balance... a little bit of Ahriman is OK as long as you dont forget to add some Lucifer into the mix.

I knew there would be trouble when Mazda lightbulbs
went off the market and the only Mazdas were cars.

Fuck this Ahriman bloke, we already have as many
inspirers of materialistic science and commercialism
in this shithole as we could possibly want!

hE GOT TO pLANT A TREE!
oUR pm GOT TO PLANT A TREE!

I LOVE HIM, OUR 4-EYED SCALLY WAG, HE IS DOING IT RIGHT FOR ALL GOOd aUSSIES...LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ANTI-WAR CRAZIES!

Glad your here Chato.

XenoxNews was always meant to be a place for everyone to have their say...even when it was printed on paper.

Keep it up, and so should everyone else (you too Pigsy).

I'm not worried about ASIO parked outside my front door; are you?

Thank you for your kind words. I will try even harder.
I hope others will pay my share of the little creep's
enormous holiday bill. But then, he may get grabbed by
irate and frenzied islamic fundamentalists.
I would really lose sleep over that!

Now I don't like Howard either...
but for you Chato it's pathological!

Those eggmen are cracked - Humpty Dumpty fall time?

REFORM =
Rodent Entrails Flung Over Real Men

Dont forget our little guy; the second oldest leader in the world, 70 year old PM Howard!
LordyLordyLordy

Not a single word the Shrub has said nor any action he has taken has made the world even slightly "safer" from "terrorism". Quite the contrary, the Bush Regime has guaranteed the spread of "terrorism" on an unprecendented scale. Osama Bin Laden and like-minded zealots need to nothing more than let George run...

I like that. Ralph Wiggum=Beazley

Monty Burns=70 year old PM Howard
Waylon Smithers=Peter Costello

LordyLordyLordy

John Howard tried to wear red arrows on his head,
but it made him look like a bald, lying, slimy little
creep. It also made him look untrustworthy.

You can't polish a turd, but you can sell
it to Aussies as their national leader.

Bugger! I was at least hoping for a left handed wanking rebate.

Just wipe your old fella on your trousers like the rest of us, you snob!

WANK = Wanking Aussies Need Kleenex?

Your deep vision of the inner motivations of this political
machine are startling. To have exposed such a manipulation
of public concern and interest, is yet another triumph for
the Chato Institute of Social Welfare, rather than the
L. John Howard Institute of Social Hellfire. Goodgolly
Miss Molly you've done it again!

Break arms and legs first!

It was great to see the two trapped miners get out of there in such good shape, but I almost puked at the sight of (1) John Weasel Howard's repugnant opportunsim, and (2) fucking Eddie McGuire wading into the pub as if he were one of the boys! Jesus, both ratbags ought to be dumped in the Derwent and drowned!

Once again PM J.W. Venom consolidates his track record as a shameless political opportunist. Even as his dictatorial new workplace laws start to bite, he dares milk the mine rescue for all its worth. Seeing his beady gleaming eyes and cheesy grin sure took the shine of all the good news from Tassie. Yes, the miners are safe at last but no thanks to the Lying Rodent and his idealgically driven war on workers throughout Australia.

It has been said that every putrid fart
becomes a new star in the sky -
or maybe it grows to be a noble turd much
admired and loved by the Oz public?

Probably not the new star now I think about it...

Billy was a filthy, treacherous little cunt.
Howard shows no signs of changing political
stripe like Billy did. In a way, Howard is
a more sincere Nazi than Billy.
Billy is dead so he is better than Howard.

Good on yer Digger. At the Chato Institute
we like to think that criminal parasites
receive at least a little love from their
confused fans, from time to time.
It would not do to become totally bitter
about vile suckholes and their robopathic,
adoring public.

Name: Pigsywigsy Password: sulphur

Chato you persist far longer than I, my presence on the Usnet groups
with name: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it., with password: cannabis, has
left me bleak and outcast, there is nothing left for me. But you Chato
you have persisted over such a long time against the attacks and
disparagments that have been laid before your feet. You are a much
hardier soul than I.

Boo hoo for me.

(what you expect some kind of genuine thoughtful re/post to all this offence)

Mr/Ms Chato sure is a busy person...marshalling all that anti-Howard vitriol.

Digger
Cranbourne

Forget Menzies, 70 year old PM Howard's hero is Billy Hughes!

testing 1, 2,3...

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This is God!
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Liz. She has been there since year dot.
I like that pic of her geting out the car.

Does she piss? Does she shit?

My face is down there again, sticking a pen up her fanny; eating Diana's entrails threw her burnt out fanny.

Nothing a good Satanist wouldnt do.

dont worry pigsy. its normally me ;)

The "mainstream" Oz media including ABC
is feeding us all a pile of pap about
world events. You could reverse what
they are telling us and be nearer the
truth! That US "embassy" is like a
high density suburb. Some embassy!

I dare not ask what that was all about!

Could it be that Chato is so deprived and depraved
that he posts replies inpropro?

It would seem some anonymous posters in reply and
in contrare also promote the Chato fair. The food
flavour being toxic shit, almost all the time.

The Horrid Homunculous is apparently a little peeved by Jeff Tyrant's latest "prick tease" down in Victoria. Will Der Jeff run, won't he run, will he return to the political fray or won't he? The unfortunate Jeffrey, so "successful" as Victorian Prmier (well, until he had stepped on the last toe available and got booted from office in no uncertain manner), such a failure as business entrepeneur... If nothing else, the thought of having Der Jeff back in the Premier's bunker has probably swollen the ranks of the depressed and suicidal who have no doubt rushed to join Beyond Blue!

I must correct your spelling -
HELLsong Church of Satan,
not HILLsong.

I am always interested to hear
from those who have sold out to
the Dark Lord and who like to sing
his praises while offering up their
first-born in demonic sacrifice.

those cunting Windsors are inbreed to the nth degree.
children born out of the most ritualistic satanic ceremonies.
the crown she wears has the blood of 4 million irish children embedded.

The C of E is naught but a cattlehouse for satans vermin

Queen Liz your vile breath has covered our land for too long

Off with her head and the rest of her wretched brood.


Phineas Finnegan Joyce
Cork

Yeh, well my house is worth more than yours.

Contented Voter
c/-Hillsong Church

An ignorant, supine electorate is the only reason John Howard is still in power. Anyone with even a shred of historical awareness knows that the high interests rates under Keating's last years were - just as Howard's lower rates now - a product of global economic events. Our interest rates have little to do with any voodoo performed by the "fiscally responsible" liars, bigots and suckholes currently in charge of this morally comatose country. Stay tuned for global recession - and the subsequent economic meltdown Downunder - as Mad King George sinks the USS Superpower. What will the PM's excuses be then? "Oh, I didn't see that memo"? Or, "Oh, we were acting on advice we believed was true at the time"? Or, "The dog ate my homework"?!