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I'm sorry about that spelling mistake.
My keyboard is a bit sticky at the moment.
The filthy bitch is also harebrained. The Oz flag attracts many wankers.
Unregistered 20 years ago OSAMA BIN BUSH
Hitler was also "elected" by a large minority.
Friday nights are meant for such gentle musings...
Chato 20 years ago INTRAVENOUS ENCRYPTION STRATEM
Man! What a load of crap. Genuflect, my arse!
Tantamount to functional concepts?
Your Lord and Vas Deferens 20 years ago INTRAVENOUS ENCRYPTION STRATEM
My particular story is not new or original, but it did happen to me.

I was born into a humble home, with hard working parents who just happened to be poofters.

And because of this I was not a normal child, I appeared different. Instead of white skin mine was brown, a deep chocolate brown. And also I was bit wrinkly, and I smelt a bit strange.

Well not really strange, I smelt like shit. Because I was a turd.

Remember my parents were poofs! I have a legimate excuse.

So now I spend my days floating in werribee lakes. Me and my bretheren, the shit boys, we float (cause we are healthy turds) in the sun like bright brown shiny jewels.

Bend down and pick me up, I wont bite.

I'm a shit boy.
FlimFlamMan 20 years ago OZ DALEKS ATTACK BAGHDAD'S BOYS
Imagine what would have happened if we hadn't killed Zarqawi? We would have had shoot all the guards and the Minister as well!

We gotta stay the course, not cut and run, bring democracy, or whatever the latest bullshit slogan is...
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago U.S. Hits & Myths in Iraq
The yanks and Jihadis must watch the same movies. The ones where killing people is always a good solution to the world's problems.

I've heard of penis envy, but this is worse!
Unregistered 20 years ago U.S. Hits & Myths in Iraq
DEATH TO AMERICA AND ITS CRIMINAL ALLIES. GIVE THE AMERICAN TERRORISTS WHAT THEY TRULY DESERVE. SEND THEM HOME IN BLACK BODY BAGS. LONG LIVE THE IRAQI RESISTANCE.
Unregistered 20 years ago XENOXNEWS SAMPLES NEW HOWARD PORN FILTER
i demand an immediate world wide ban on any image or images of this repulsive fraudulant so-called 'leader' of Ausmerica and his criminal allies.
Unregistered 20 years ago PM DENIES OSAMA SMEAR
i wish someone would kill this fucking obscene cunt and his supporters.
Unregistered 20 years ago PM DENIES OSAMA SMEAR
Unregistered 20 years ago PM DENIES OSAMA SMEAR
errr, yes, we do think you are a very cheap, in fact very worthless American and Indonesian arse sucking slut.
i reckon we should all cum together in all the capital cities, strip off our kit, sit down and have a wankathon as a form of protest against the vile Coward governments policies.
death to patriotism
Unregistered 20 years ago XenoxNews: All the latest on the World Cup


Good to see the Swedes doing their bit for the team.
Max 20 years ago U.S. Hits & Myths in Iraq
It's a simple fact that the vast majority of Iraqis want the trigger-happy Yanks and their dwindling herd of suckholing COWs to piss off back to where they came from. Many Iraqis - and this should you a clue to just how reviled Bush is - even say life was better under Saddam. Mission fuckomplished!
I hope it blocks images of Downer prancing around nude!
You bet I was pissed!

Look, what gives me the horn is my business alone. Well me and the computers. It has certainly nothing to do with that 70 year old walking meat popsicle PM Howard, or his government of born-again Christian morons.

They can take their fucking internet porn filter and stick it up their clacker as far as it goes. Talk about a nanny government.
Chato 20 years ago U.S. Hits & Myths in Iraq
No point in rescuing Oz from a tyrant. Ostrichlians are too stupid to rescue.
Chato 20 years ago DALEKS AND RETARDS ATTACK!
Good on yer Digger. You knew what I meant with:
"deranged arse-seeking dalek"
Patriot 20 years ago U.S. Hits & Myths in Iraq
You peaceniks will never forgive the trio of great World leaders President Bush and PMs Howard and Blair for liberating a nation from tyranny, will you?

You were wrong from the start and you will be wrong at the finish. And you will not get any gratitude from the Iraqi people for your support of terrorists like Zarqawi.

And when the time comes to stand up to despots like Iran’s Madmanahmed, who are actively trying to build nuclear weapons, will you again side with a tyrant against an oppressed people?

Digger, Cranbourne 20 years ago DALEKS AND RETARDS ATTACK!
Oh! I like this new xenoxNews comments facility.

Gives me lots of space to lampoon Chato's anti-Howard obsession.

Get over it Mr Chato, aussies love PM Howard cause he has made them richer, kept the reffos out, and given democracy to 2 arab lands.

He is a marvel!
Jon Lenin 20 years ago MY SCHOOL'S NEW CHAPLAIN...
All religious practice should be outlawed. Preaching ANY religion should be illegal. Every church, temple, mosque or whatever should be turned into a indoor skateboard facility or safe house for victims of domestic violence.
Chato 20 years ago MY SCHOOL'S NEW CHAPLAIN...
All chaplains are satanists, and what's wrong with that?
Tony Abot 20 years ago MY SCHOOL'S NEW CHAPLAIN...
I don't see anything wrong with this idea. As long as it is a good Catholic chaplain, it's fine by me.
Chato 20 years ago HOW TO PRAY
Chaplain from Hell.
Chato 20 years ago MY SCHOOL'S NEW CHAPLAIN...
Chaplain from Hell.
Unregistered 20 years ago We're Going to War!
Yayyyy we are going to war
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago HOW TO PRAY
Compulsory Chaplains in schools?
Why not; that's where the kids are and paedo priests have to get to them somehow!
Chato 20 years ago DALEKS VS SUCKEROOS
Chaplain from Hell.
Chato 20 years ago Our ABC: Rodent in for the kill
Chaplain from Hell.
Chato 20 years ago SMARTCARD, DUMB JOURNO
Chaplain from Hell.
Felix 20 years ago SMARTCARD, DUMB JOURNO
Not only has the Prime Monster put Dracula in charge of the ABC, he wants to put "chaplins" into every school! No more objective news reporting and forced religious indocrination in public education! Wake up you fucking morons, you voted for THIS???
Raspberry Cordial 20 years ago LEVIATHAN FLEXES ITS VILENESS
I'll take any "crack" Pm Howard has on offer.

And so will my girlfriend.
Green Haired Jim 20 years ago SATURDAY NIGHT DRINKING
A rather large penis was up my arse and I immediately called Canberra to get married.

No. Not really. Just made that bit up.
But I have been pissed on a Sat night that’s true. Looking for Orlando Bloom I have fucked some fucking fat pricks.
With their ribbed rubber wear my arse has been rubbed red raw.

I’m not scared of my truth; are you of yours?

Run out the room and tripped over my trousers as I pulled them up. Ended up on my back, in the lane staring at the sky.

Help me lord!

Unregistered 20 years ago SMARTCARD, DUMB JOURNO
I find the Tele-Crap pages too harsh.
Blondie 20 years ago New Bukowski Movie
Bukowski wanted Sean Pin to play him instead of Mickey Rourke. Go figure.
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago SMARTCARD, DUMB JOURNO
We dont need no Teley article here. We know its shit just like the HUn in the BleakCity.

Fuck 'em. They just write that shit to rile; I just use their newspaper for the dunny.

Remember old Ruperet cant raise it anymore and his Chinese missus has been scoring crack in New York... thats the "business genius" behind News Strictly Limited
Unregistered 20 years ago Our ABC: Rodent in for the kill
Ignore the lefties, Chato will ROAR the truth!
Unregistered 20 years ago Our ABC: Rodent in for the kill
Robert Mann?? He is right up there with Leunig as the epitome of the Aussie Left: whining, pathetic, and a little bit queer....

Bring back Rolf Harris
Unregistered 20 years ago DALEKS VS SUCKEROOS
It's class war, pure and simple.
Unregistered 20 years ago Our ABC: Rodent in for the kill
Robert Mann is right: the PM's long-held contempt for the public broadcaster couldn't be more blatant. Too bad the general public don't realise how much contempt the PM has for them too!
Miss Fondue 20 years ago New Bukowski Movie
Gotta be Mickey! No one else is even close... Maybe Mark Latham?
Alan Burnham writes in Crikey:
The current cost of the Iraq war for every man, woman, child and infant in the US is $1,154. Never in the history of human conflict has so much been paid by so many for such little return.
Raspberry Cordial 20 years ago TRIUMPH OVER TERROR: al-ZARQAWI DEAD
Time to do that Indonesian cleric Bashar what we did to Zarqawi!

Bombs Away!
Unregistered 20 years ago ALL ABOUT TERMINAL GROWTH
Johnny Humbug is gnawing away on the Oz way of life like a rat on the bone of a rotting corpse! Poison the lying rodent before the Black Plague gets us all!
Chato 20 years ago Hence.
John Howard:-
"All you need is love."

Or was it Stalin? Maybe Pol Pot...

 

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