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@Crocasaurus And for this we must destroy the planet? Our little ark in the Universe?
Children, you are all children. Your minds warped by the farting noise off the internet.
There will be no internet the way things are going! The wires are melting. The intercontinental cables will be ripped in two by the cataclysmic waves that will roil the seas!
Sonny, forget the Cheeseburgers. Get out there and kill your boss. It is your only hope!

Cheeseburgers are too expensive

Catania, Sicily. First European mass casualty event of the oncoming apocalypse.

Stop yer cry'n ya lazy good fer nothi'n weather weirdo. It's hot, so jest git ta work 'n pick me some cotton, boy.

Well they certainly wouldn't want to save riff-raff like you Trev. As intelligent beings, I am sure the Aliens will pick the ones deserving of rescue. And undoubtedly it will be those of us who have made it to the top of the pile by hard scrabble and intelligence.
You know, like me.

Why would they bother? I reckon those alien fuckers are just watching and laughing at us.
Twirling their anteenas and probing their proboscis. Floating up there in their Flying Saucers. Occasionally buzzing some local yokel.
No, there is no way they are gunna give a fuck about us.

Too many graphs. Can't we just have some memes instead please.

So true Slim

@Sisyphus in Sydney"As long as they are white; it's all right!"

Australia is much like Erwin Schrödinger's conundrum: is it dead or alive? Is it for real or is it a joke? Is Australia a soveriegn nation or a crack-whore spreadings its gams for anyone with a few bucks?

Nope. Cuz, then theys cain't git thar "bonus". 'N I git a lock on who gits bonuses 'round here. Git rid 'o me; 'n y'all is gonna have a heap of angry zombies eat'n yer candy-asses fer lunch!!!

@Leon Urinis, BeaumarisLeon! Leon! Are you still there mate?

Listen Hillbilly the days of the 'boss man' are coming rapidly to an end. We have already sent our Union organisers to near your little slice of heaven, and soon your workers will be organised collectivising your fat ass out of the office and working in the fields like they do. They will be splitting the profits evenly to.

Hey, Negros, I need a heap of y'all real darkies to come pick my maters 'n onions. $5/bushel, 'n all thar Meth 'n ceement-Glue ya can smoke.

@RicardovitzA family that has sex. Sounds perverted. Sounds disgusting. Sounds licentious. Enough to get a former PM excited in the dreadfulness of it all...
Whoops. Looks like I made that sticky mess again.

Yours hornily,
Hairy Fucknuckle

Y'all bunch 'o sissies. I done read 'bout this here Commie Australian family, the Colts, who go 'round fornicat'n thar youngins. Backbone 'o Liberal Australia, I be told. Liv'in in a shack on someone's land, pay'n rent. I reckon, they could all move tar my Ranch, 'n work fer a better life...



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3 years on and it is just getting worse...

@Looney LesI used to work for the man. OK, that is a bit of an exaggeration, but at least I could sing the whole song, every verse, and from memory. You don't believe me? Fine. But to be fair I did hear it on the radio a couple of times.

@I'm a bounderCan't access. It seems 'The Man' doesn't want us to know what's going on with these alien visitors.
Well fuck him. I am going to setup my UFO Landing Pad, in my backyard, and welcome the little fellas with some might fine Aussie Green&Gold Weed. That'll teach those fuckers in Canberra!

Henry Winkler and Ray Liotta's love child discusses the aliens that live under the earth's crust:

You dern't know no nevermind, Flam. You go on 'n bring yer brown sissy here ta my farm. I git a breed'n program she gonna love!!!

5000 mercenaries and a couple of tanks were never gonna do shit in Moscow. They would have been smashed. Prig will be dead a few weeks if he isnt already

But never incest, you sista-fucken fool Ricky ;)

Why is all y'all Negros either git Autism 'er Homsexuality???

@RicardovitsHillbilly. We gunna be planting our Gay Pride flag in your white plump ass soon enough. Right after the boys have their wicked way with you.

The Ukraine people are blessed with their hard working President Zelenskyyy. His quest for freedom and democracy is tireless. He has so much energy that he has now banned Ukranian elections while the war is ongoing. That is true dedication and will spare all the trouble and bother of others aspiring for the top job in a country that was listed 8th on the world corruption index. Zelinskyyy clearly has the stomach for single handedly managing the corruption issue. It also saves people from printing out all of those colourful A3 folded flyers and truck loads of envelopes. Democracy is so good when it works.

@nasty lombokMary Hardy, her brother Frank and the rest of the Hardy family lived in Lerderderg St, Bacchus Marsh. Peter Carey lived in the same street!

I used to visit them all of the time. Well not all of the time. Some times. OK fine I drove past there once. I think.

I thought that sweel was a golfing term? I've heard people use it on the course.

@StickemLadies and gentlemen. Mr Frank Hardy
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Hey thar, BoxBoy - you want'n tar know ware the REAL Lost City be??? Right in the heart 'o Okefenokee land. Thar used ta be an Injun camp - Creek Injuns (Creek cuz theys look like creek mud), whence a whole heap o white folks cut 'em down 'n buried 'em in the swamp. Some folks call it thar Georgia Amazon - - anywhoo, there be a whole heap of dead injuns stuck in the muck.

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Y'all needs some Southern Pride. Fergit 'bout nefarious negros, swarthy lebos, shit-fer-brains communists, 'n sneaky slant-eyes. Vote fer Ricaredovitz, 'n I git a plan tar put a Plantation in ever town.

Don't want no red-neck freaks or anti-commie gusanos please. Have enough of these cockheads here already.

But are we dealing with intelligent people?

Intelligent people can work things through, come to an understanding and change their course.

I suspect Priggy will soon have an unfortunate "accident"

Seems all over. Putin sent old Priggy off to his mate Lukashenko in Belarus.


So they are all sweet for now.

We will take both boat loads, but no Poms or Yanks allowed!

Looks like you made your vote already Boxy, you naughty boy.

Cigarettes are vitamin sticks.

The "Titan" sub as modern day human condition representation.

Didn't even have to wait that long. Have the Russkis taken defeat from the jaws of Victory? Only time will tell...

Y'all dummies dern't know ware Lehigh Acres is? It down in Florida - that ware a bunch 'o carpet-bagger Yankees sold off a bunch of swamp land tar dumb polocks, jews 'n other nefarious whatnot. Jest 'bout 50 miles from n*g*e*town Knoll. It be a real place.... https://floridahistoryblog.com/topics/n*g*e*town-knoll/. Anywhoo, that thar is FLORIDA SWAMP LAND - Land 'o thar stupid retards!!!

Dead. Dead people. Reckon by the end of this decade there will be a lot more. Floating by the beach side motels. Throat parched by the methane and staring at the blocked out stars.

Hope. I have none.

@JoeGive it a couple of months... A few Friedman units. We will see.

@LordyLordyLordyAnd the verdict is?

One thing this dumbarse war is good for is to test who said what with what has happened. Everybody on all sides is mouthing off, and you will be able to compare what actually happens to what their pronouncements were. Case in point; the Ukraine Spring/Summer Offensive...

Yeah yeah and Zelenski says the Russians will blow up the nuclear power plant that they now control. But is this more important than the debate about wether Rohan should face suspension by the AFL for friendly fire. Me thinks not.

For more XenonxNews UFO rantings check here: https://www.xenoxnews.com/science/aliens/2819-ufo-scepticism-over-except-for-extreme-dullards
The UFOniks have never been so fired up before or since.

And on that note I will mobilize myself out of the bath tub and head to the kitchen for another leg of chicken. As most of you already know war is not for the feint hearted. Oscar Mike...

I now give you Mr Prigozhin with a slightly different but very detailed view of the current situation. Chief of the Wagner mercenary group. Recorded earlier this week and with English translation. Mr Prigozhin is becoming very popular with the Russian people but less so with Mr Putin.