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Dear Lord. Save us from the idiocy of the Common Hillbilly Republican Voting Man.

Ahhh, Father, I git a Negress gal who will git ya right with the Lord. She gonna take ya out to me cabbage patch 'n work thar Devil out of ya. You gonna like it down here on Ricky's Plantation, Father. Yessiree, yer soul's gonna be saved. Now, I git a li'll hymn we's gonna sing:





"I say to that undertaker,
Undertaker please drive slow
Fer this worker you are carrying
Lord, I be sad ta see her go. She picked cotton, 'n cabbage, 'n greens all day 'n night. Cain't be no better home a-waiting
her, In the sky, Lord, in the sky."

Rinki-dink Chinky Xi Jinping feeling a bit left out, even after a San Fran visit.
Meanwhile Squeaky Albo's backside still sore and sticky after the reaming from his DC betters during his trip there.

US President's love affair with Putln:
https://x.com/unlimited_ls/status/1724536177946959910?s=20

Ah you heathen dog! I wouldnt give you the steam off my shit. You and your devil worshipping ways are heading straight to hell.
The only true way is the hallowed steps of St Peter and the Church of Rome that he built. Now get on your knees and repent.

And while your down there get me a drink you Protestant bum.

Come on down, Father. I'll git thar boys ta lite up a Cross on the Pray'n Mound fer ya. Dern't never ask 'em if they's Protestants. I reckon they git thar own way 'o pray'n, Father!!! https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs.abcnews.com%2Fimages%2FUS%2Fabc_kkk_dm_121026_wmain.jpg
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Oh hillbilly! Sounds like the Land the Lord has sent us. Tell me, are there any Protestants nearby? I would hope not, as I want my slice of Heaven to be glorified only to the Sacred Church of Rome.

Some folks call my piece 'o earth Zion. Cuz, I dern't give no nevermind 'bout if yer a n*g*e* or a jew. Long as y'all pick my maters, cotton, cabbage, 'n corn, I treat ya all thar same. Hog jowls 'n fatback fer ya in thar morn. A snort of shine 'n some meth in thar eve. Yessiree, I keep my workers happy happy happy!!!

Hitler was the second coming.

That meshuga Hitler taught the Zionists well!

The fuckers are still doing this shit. Look at all the poofaganfda cumming from the Tel Aviv and DC liars! Same fucken routine.

Time for that fucken shithole to country to go.

Hasan Nasa-fella in Hezbullah; light the fucken fuse!

Spot on Max. Those fuckers have been killing, evicting, and terrorising for years. But heaven forbid, someone fights back and its run to Daddy Yank. Fuck 'em.

This aint rock n roll..

I have been saying that since at least August:
https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/3402-sean-penn-to-star-in-new-stepan-bandera-biopic#!/ccomment-comment=53727

It seems the Yanks are gunna bail on the Ukies.
Christ, who would ever put their faith in those fuckwits in Washington again?

Taiwan, you better be looking.

Lestar, that thar li'll ditty bring a tear ta me eyes. PRAISE GOD thar still be Australiens who DEMAND thar Gooberment GIVE 'EM BACK THAR GUNS!!! GUNS = FREEDOM. That boy is a right good sanger. He can be my Vice Prime Minister when I git 'lected Prime Minister of Australia!!!

@RicardovitzA song for Ricky:

@FlimFlamManWords of wisdom slip up from George W

Howdy Denis - how's 'bout you take a li'll trip up here ta GOD'S Country. I git a whole heap 'o darkies that'll keep ya sing'n li'll ditties like "Swing Low", "Go Down Moses", "Tain't Never Say A Mumblin Word". Fore sunup tar sundown, you 'n thar darkes 'll keep from bein lonely by plant'n my fields 'n sing'n gospel. Hell, I tain't real, jest a mess 'o static, so whataryagit ta lose??? Food, board 'n Meth is all paid fer - jest git tar pick'n, 'n be happy happy happy!!!
I'm on my way tar Canaan's land
I'm on my way Praise the Lord I'm on my way. If Sissy dern't go (if she dern't go) it wont hinder me (it wont hinder me)
If Sissy dern't go (if Sissy dern't go) it wont hinder me (it wont hinder me)
If Sissy dern't go (if Sissy dern't go) it wont hinder me
I'm on my way, yes, My Lord, Yessiree!!!

I am the last guy on earth. Anyone else here or reading this are purely the diminishing residue of static electricity. This vast amount of dispersing energy is quite charming in how it mimics the civilisation that once was. Alone it makes one less lonely. I am not sure how much longer the internet will continue to function as an automaton. Services that rely on daily human administration are disappearing rapidly. But while this website is still here I will continue to post to try and trick myself into a vestige of sanity by way of mock socialisation. Besides, the other content appearing here via static electrical ghosts continues to amuse.

I'm with the last guy.

Old Squeaky Albo did a sterling job in Washington DC. Showed the World that we are so far up the Yanks arse we can brush their teeth from the inside.
And as for the Aussie imprisoned by the Yanks for letting a few of their secrets out... Well, Assange will just have to wait a little bit longer. Or do as he is told and take the guilty plea bargain.
PM Squeaky Albo. Just another useless, US knob-sucking, Aussie leader.

Who knew there were so many terrorist supporters around the world? Look at them all on the streets of London and New York.

I reckon old Chinky Xi must be laughing to himself. The barbarians are winning, and he hasn't had to do anything.

Someone stolen your identity Ricky? Only one way to prove you are the real you: provide your credit card details. Including expiry date and CVC...

I'M A GITT'N RIPPED OFF!!! This here swarthy look'n wetback-beaner stole my name. https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/315681170_1762958410722223_4079021323339123143_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=SbrGLb8YBK4AX9g4ZJy&_nc_oc=AQk0uBN3jTfZmF8Roo5WLK9P76q_DaKHC3ihNKb_u4xkfqjQNCbWonj5dpHs49Mw6XnODpiFwEwpzZ-fWfe-wZ1z&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&oh=00_AfBf_GuZS5f8GjzunJe9HkWw0p5aJ3NL-1CduSxQ8OOKMg&oe=65414EAD


THAT FELLER AIN'T ME, HE DONE STOLE MY NAME. Them swarthy beaners steal everthang if it ain't nailed down. I need tar git me a Joo lawyer ta sue his illegal alien ass!!!

How long have we been waiting for the Celestial Empire to rise up and take over? Years!
Look, I enlightened you all about the fundamental problem of China many years ago (https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/lifestyles/2481-china-economic-colussus-or-economic-basketcase). We have nothing to fear from them; they can hardly ride a bicycle let alone cause any military trouble.

Keep an eye on the Philippines. Seems the CCP are bullying the Filipinos. Could backfire in a big way for them. Aussie Diggers are at the ready.

No. No. No Couchie. We's ask'in Lebos tar leave Austrailia. Ya git i t bakwards agin. Bakwards is fer sissies advertizin thar Bum as a bean-poll holster.

Was reading this and got to thinking who is comparable to the Fucknuckle in todays world of politics?
Then it struck me. Argentine fuckwit Javier Milei. Wonder where he stands on the GST on tissues?

So acting Prime Minister sends troops to the middle east and urges Aussies to leave Lebanon...

Good to see this fuckwit doing what he does best. Bending over and asking Daddy America for more please:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-25/extra-adf-personnel-sent-to-middle-east/103018022

Ahhh...just like the old days. The Islamofascists are back again!

Well, boy, lemme size this here thang up fer ya. U.S.of A. git a retarded 'ol drool-tool as a persident. He ain't gonna do nothin. Australia done cut off thar ball 'o every Aussie man by confukscatin thar guns 'n give'n 'em a pint 'o beer fer 'em all. They ain't gonna do nothin. Russia done took Ukraine - they ain't doo'n nothin 'bout it. Allthewhile everone cry'n over thar Jews 'n thar swarthy Ayrabs, China be gett'n stronger 'n stronger sell'n shit to y'all Aussies on Aliexpress. Yessiree, boys 'n girls. 'Ol Ricky know what goin on in this world - all ya gotta do is ask!!!

I was holding a triumvirate at the casino last night.

Old Sleepy Joe! What has that wily old rascal done now? :)

Surprising that after his address to Joe that Netanyahu didn't also put on his high heels and sing Happy Birthday Mr President.

A Hamas rocket has hit a shopping.centre in the village of Verbove in Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia. A spokesperson for the Pentagon said that the intentionally misguided bomb is proof that the Palestinian's are acting under instruction from Vladimir Putin and that Moscow should be levelled.

Oh look Sleepy Joe is going to Israel...
Those naughty Hamas boys better look out; he might let the Israelis blow up another one of their hospitals.

Yep, trow out that dumb 'ol jackass Albo. I'm a ready tar take Australia on a new path, a righteous path, that path of the Southern Confederacy. Yessiree, it gonna be GLORIOUS!!!

If only his foresight was followed... We would all be living in Strawberries and Cream now

@RicardovitzNot a bad idea Ricky. Can throw in our squeaky Albo as well.

Time for that doddering old fool Biden to be sent to the retirement home.

Gonna send a plan tar the White House. Rickardovitz purposes ta trade them nefarious, swarthy rag-heads Joo Biden fer them American Hosterges. Now, if that tain't diplomacy y'all can hang yer hat on, well, then y'all just gotta elect me Prime Minister of Austrailia if ya wanna keep me solv'n all thar World's Problems!!!

I lit up me outdoor dunny in all blue and white. Proudly in support of that plucky little villa in the jungle.

Maybe Joe and Modi can sew back on the heads of those decapitated children...

Dont ever say Old Squeaky wont take political risks. He is bathing Parliament House in Israeli blue and white tonight. How brave is that?

Oh Lord! My Jehovah lift his holy hand and send us back General Sharon! We are in a world of pain here!

Tzippi! Where are you when you country is in it's hour of need?

General 'Squeaky' Albo; the finest leader an Aussie could have. For he is a fair dinkum bloke. And every Aussie loves that. Every Aussie respects that.

And he is strong and faithful to his mates.

Kiwi Tom, Pommie Rishi, and of course good ol' Yank Sleepy Joe.

In fact, there is nothing Squeaky Albo won't do for his mates. Shout them a beer. Take 'em to the footy. Give up his backyard for their military.

Yep, Squeaky Albo is a fair dinkum bloke. And all Aussies are proud of that.