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The Russian police force and militia are clearly soft. They should take a leaf from their US counterparts and bring out the water cannons and mace to break up these anti-war protestors.

AUSSIE GOOBERMENT KILLS WHALES WITH SOUND XPERIMINTS...
A bunch 'o dumb whales croaked on thar shores 'o Tasmania.
That 'ol boy Albo blame it on Covid. IT WEREN'T COVID, DUMMIES!!! They was try'n tar git away from sonic booms louder 'n a Nigro's '74 Cadillac with chrome spinners blar'in thar Negro noise.

Soome dumb 'ol biologist (hired by Albo's gooberment stooges) 'n a vet gone thar tar investigate.

"These thangs dern't happen much offten" said some gooberment stooge. But, a handful 'o Tasmanians said they done heard it too - loud as all getout underwater BOOM BOOM BOOMDIDYBOOM, 'n then thar Whales raised a real fuss 'fore they croaked.

How long has this Squeaky prick been in power? Months!
Yet it seems he has plenty of dough to fly off to some dumb bitches funeral but none for us dinki-di Aussies. We're going backwards here mate!
Squeaky Albo you weak arse prick, swing some cash our way or else you will be out on your arse like that born again Christian fuckwit we had before!

I just saw an ad on facebook warning about the dangers of gambling. Thank fuck because I almost missed the jump!

Buddy! No need to get the jab anymore.
They gunna be putting it up your nose soon.
And boy, won't that feel good!

I been tryin
to get myocarditis baby
yeah I been tryin
but I's still feelin fine
im gonna try sneek a fifth booster
so's I can lay down and die

Well then Welcome to the Underparty my boy!

What if these pools of consciousness never fully form and you feel like your permanently stuck in between places? What then Professor?

Not by them. Never counts that way.

yeh... not much this game. Looking forward to next year we say

ok time to break out the cracker and balloon.

I... had a dream... 

All Hail King Charles the Turd!

Crowned leader of the Free World. Shining light of Anglo Saxon perfection. An English Jewel of Manhood.

And also the fella that wanted to be a tampon up his now-missus' cunt.

King Charley the Turd!

My girlfriend's cunt tastes a bit like hash.

Oh the perversion runs deep in hillbilly land...

Look Ricky, if Boxhead has a bit of tail he can chase I fail to see why it should be your business. How about before he says anything you start showing us that sister of yours you been doing the dirty deed with? A bit of quid pro quo...

Boxboy say "So, you like my sunnies?"  then he say they's someones else. I git me a Perry Mason on retainder, 'n he say that thar be called a ADMISSION.  'N ferthernot, thar tain't no one in any of them pict-o-graphs socializ'n with you.  Nosiree - jest you.  If you git some shelya thar, lemme see ya milk her titties, boy.

Anyone throw flowers on Liz's hearse, you know like when Lady Di was being driven by?

Oh do you remember that day? That was a funeral the world will never forget! Such crowds thronging London's streets.

Buried her beneath a tree I think, In her Old Man's backyard. That was a bit strange.

Maybe Mr Boxy just pokes a couple of extra holes in his headgear and that's how he wears his sunglasses.

A possibility I think.

Don't knock old PM Squeaky. He has given us all a day off to meditate and think about our former head of State...

Either that or go down the local bottle-o and grab a slab and spend all day toasting our new King Charlie!

"Oh my Queen Lizzie
I just did see you pass me by
And I will obey you & the Yanks till the day I die."

Wise words from Australia's greatest Prime Minister Rolf Harris.

And these would be wise words for the new PM Squeaky Albo to keep in mind. Otherwise, who knows, he could end up like Australia's worst PM Gough.

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So shove that up your poop chute!

Fuck COVID Boxy, what about our new King?

King Charles the Turd.

@BreakingMaybe is out of respect for Queen Liz carking it?

Late withdrawal in December = Late withdrawal in September.

Joe out. Personal reasons. Wife going into labour?

Betty lying comatose now, gone all blur on a drip full of morphine. But you can be sure in some nook and cranny of her mind she is still thinking of old Liza with her lizard tongue...

Never dispute the wisdom of the Box

Aussie Rules Fitboll - No Jiggaboos Need Apply. 

Joe the Lion!

Nurse

@FrankOh Frank do pipe down. Stick that pacifier back in your mouth, climb into your crib, and get back to sleep.

Baby wants to fuck! Get ready to fuck. You fucker's fucker. You fucker. Don't you fuckin' look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you fuckin' look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you fuckin' look at me! Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh.

Frank is it?

Only one Frank around these parts. And he sings the Blues.

Frank Blues that is.

"Even in the mud a lotus can flower."

Book review:  The Nitrous Books #1 - Notes of a Madman - OSHO

Rajneesh also dictated three books under the influence of nitrous oxide administered to him by his private dentist. Claims he later denied.

"Now watch: whenever you comment, you fall asleep.
The mind has come in, and with the mind the past and future enter.
The vertical line is lost – and you become horizontal. The moment
mind enters you become horizontal. You miss eternity."

@Mad MikeYou talking about the Orange Man from India? If so, forget it. That clown only spoke absolute nonsense!

It is the Market that can only give us a solution that will keep up our prosperity.

According to Rajneesh socialism is the ultimate result of capitalism, and capitalism itself revolution that brings about socialism.

@RicardovitzYou are such a party pooper Ricky. If old Fucknuckle gets his jollys from thinking of Satanic sex then it's just none of your business.

If anything you shouldn't have got him excited with your pea brained religious imagery.

Them evil stirrin's of yers, Hairy, is gonna git you in a heap 'o hurt, boy.  Been reported that Satan git a 66 spiked hot-steel pecker that he shove of the anus of them who love him so, 'n unleash pure molton lava intar yer soul fer all eternity.  You dern't want none 'o that - jes stop yer think'n on such evil!!!

@RicardovitzA "devil-fornicating Satanic Harlot"? Why Ricky, do you mean a woman mounting onto of the Horny Lord of Hell, in the throes of wanton sexual abandonment? All legs akimbo with the Prince of Darkness?

Well... Hmmmm... I sort of can imagine this. Oh dear, what a frightfully horny sight...

Oh yes.

Now, where is that box of tissues?

Yours with a soggy sao of tissue,
Hairy Fuckyourunckle

Google is a Devil-fornicating-Satanic harlot!!!  Duck gotta be mak'n thar money somewares, but it thar best we git.  Chan - gotta say, you done good work - point'n out ware nefarious slimeballs is steal'n our souls  - ram that big dynomite stick up thar shitter 'n light it!!!

The owner of duck duck go is as dodgy as fuck. Only a few weeks ago after getting called out for sharing data with Microsoft he came out and apologised saying but but but, I forgot we had an agreement with them.

startpage.com a better bet.

Maybe we could sell ourselves to the FSB... The Chinks... The Indians...  Shit, even Mossad.

How about ASI-fucking-O?

Fuck 'em all. We have our integrity! A proud history we would never give up. Not for a shekal or a rupee!

But for a piece of ass? Hmmmm...

Tex Lumbago,
Editor

Lee Camp on CIA Google take over, spinach, Biden and living high on the hog.

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Hey, smarty-smart you dern't know nothi'n. Thar local women-folk love me - cain't git 'nuff of me!!  Dern't need no sissy fer fornication 'n that Devil's whatnot.  I git a heap 'o land tar tend to.  If'n you wanna make some money 'n git "high" fer free, come on 'ower here 'n git ta work!!!

@rICARDOVITZCelebrate it in the usual style Ricky? Poking your sister with your teeny weeny Peeny and stuffing your fat self with corn pone?

I am sure it was all a hillbilly hoot in Clayton Georgia.

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!  Thar day 11 Ships 'o Fallen Angels, gett'n a new chance on life, took a entir continant fer WHITE PEOPLE.  They done set 'bout transfermi'n a big 'ol nasty desert intar a paradise fer smart folks. 

Southern Pride 'n Republic Day fer all!!! Join forces with ALL SOUTHERN NATIONS, Under God, 'n with liberty fer those who CAME 'N TOOK IT!!!

Love that pic of The Rodent aka John Howard. What a slimy little cunt he was. Person most responsible for sending the great land of Oz down the gurgular.

ScoMo. where the fuck will this clown end up? Maybe as another shit4brains columnist in the NewsCorp media? A presenter on Sky? Or even better, a traveling preacher, hawking his dumbarse religion to any passerby...

Have we ever had as big a fuckwit as PM? Shit, Billy McMahon looks a genius next to him.