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Nuke'n Putin....Nuke'n Putin
Gotta Nuke, Nuke Nuke me a Putin'
Git me a Russian
Kill me a Putin
Gonnna git me a seat at thar Prime Minister's
swill line, yessiree, I am. 

Gotta Nuke Russia - Tain't no other way, boys 'n girls.  It's sorta like that game wen drunkards git pulled over by the po-po. "Hey, boy, wen I says go, you hit yer horn fast as ya can.........GO,[color=#C10300] HONNNNNNNK[/color]".  That wern't fast 'nuff boy.  Y'all rememver that? 

So, git all sobered up, 'n SMAK THAT RED BUTTON 'FOR some Russian hits his. Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  I git the good war strategy, that's why y'all is gonna vote fer Ricardovitz - Prime Minister of Australia!!!

@Harry Bismarck JnrI agree Harry. A firm German hand to guide us all is what we all need!

And I am happy to be on the receiving end of one if it is a lovely Eva from Bavaria who is dishing it out! All dressed up as one of them beer dispensing waitresses please!

Hmmm... I can already feel my foam coming to it's head...

Back soon. Just cleaning.

Hairy Fucknuckle (former Aussie PM)

It's like watching 2 drunk men fight. Lot's of swings and misses and eventually they will both fall over.

And that's when the Germans will walk in.

"long expected" invasion? I dunno Max. I am happy to put up my hand and say I didn't think Vlad would invade, no matter what Yankee intelligence said. Can understand him being pissed at the Yanks given that they boss Ukraine around like a pimp with his whore, but didn't think he was dumb enough to do it. How is he gunna win this? Even if he conquers the whole country? Crazy.

@FrostyYep. And the Ruskies and Ukies wont be the only ones crying.

Oi Ranger Rick have you signed up as one of Fat Clive's wigged out muppets yet?

All's well that ends well, an old Pommy once wrote. Well this shits gonna end in a fuckling flood of tears

Well, heck,  Sister Zara Australia is one of thar biggest southest islands in this here world!!!  Cain't get much souther er bigger.  But, Ricardovitz sure do be glad you is sett'n him straight!  I spect you 'll be voti'n fer me then.  Glad thats a settled.

Good wide range of views there. Should be deployed to stop the tsunami of misinformation that is hitting us all.

Who controlls the CIA? Apply to them.

@RicardovitzWe don't want your types round here either Mr Ricardvitz. Best you be sent off to one of those southern islands where the locals like to indulge their sexual perversions with their siblings.

Keep'n swarthy wogs, lebos, 'n other nefarious whatnot out is my thang.  Thar tain't much good wood in Australia, so cabin prices is gonna go wackadoo. Yep, I can make that happen 'n lots more.  Free guns fer everone so's they can fight off thar world's bad guys!!!

Ricardovits fer Prime Ministe4re -  Keep'n Nefarious Shitbirds Outa Australia!!!

@FlimFlamManThe imminience has arrived it seems

Oh you crazy looney Vlad. Don't you know bombing and invading countries is something only the Yanks are allowed to do.

My research has found that Aussies for the main part are simple folk. A bit like hobbits. All they want is a place to call home. But not a hole in the ground, so maybe they aren't like hobbits.

Ricky, if you can keep their house prices rising and keep out the swarthy folk of the region then you are probably on the way to getting the keys to The Lodge.

OH! Isn't he lovely :) A teeny tiny Ricky with a hillbilly pecker so small not even his sister can see it ;)

@LordyLordyLordyWell if you count the recognition of the 2 drunken Donbass Republics as an invasion, then it seems it was imminent.

I have long been reporting on the [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/middle-east/603-blank-7356346]evil and mischievous ways[/url] of Russian Leader Putin. Now that he is in cahoots with that other World leader of [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/world-news/3318-is-the-hidden-hand-of-beijing-causing-chaos-in-the-west]evil and tyranny [/url]Xi Jingping, he is aiming to break down the world of freedom and rule of law that the civilised states of the World created. With the support of China, Putin's invasion of The Ukraine has revealed their true colours. Now is the time for the freedom loving West to hit back hard. Immediate sanctions against Russia, and perhaps a few well placed drone strikes on Russia's military leaders, would serve notice that Putin's behavior will not be tolerated.

I hope that President Biden is man enough for this task.

God bless,
Patriot

Still here. A bit more creaky but, as always, on the money!

What's it now... 3 weeks? How 'imminent' can imminent be?

"Our brief: whatever we want. We’re liable to misinform, the dissemination of misinformation our goal."

Before your time again... But then again easy to do as time just goes round and round.

You can never punish your pecker enough mate! Not with all that pussy to chase...

Fuck that Pope Carol was a full time cunt. Can bet if he was still around he would be right up there supporting the Catholic fascist regime in Poland and the Nazi nutters in Ukraine.

Dang pope tain't no Pollock - he a spick from thar other down-under!!!

tHAT pOLISH pRICK. NOW THERE'S A CUNT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN DROP KICKED RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING GOALS.

Question from the floor:
"The Church, is it a broad one? Welcoming of all members of the human race?"

Knowing the author this seems unlikely. No Jews or Bolsheviks. But it would surely be humourous and kind to children.

@Louis CipherAin't got decades. In fact you can be pretty sure this one is the last one we got. After that just misery.

It will take DECADES to repair the harm done by those fuckwits

Daggy Dad and the spud up his arse. What a pair of fuckwits. Christ, is that the best the shithole country can come up with?

Vladimir Putin, How Do I hate Thew?  I sure-as-a-nappy-haired-poodle shit hate ya 'nuff fer ta have clem shove a apple in yer mouth, run a spit through yer a-hole out yer mouth, 'n have cletus rub you down with brown-sugar 'n ghost peppers.  Then, we'll slow cook ya over some hot charcoal 'n make somethin this here world can love 'stead of hate - some sweet-n-hot Vlad-Jerky.  mmmmmm-mmmmmmm-GOOOD!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - turn'n hate into someth'n good tar eat!!!

Xi Jinping - Thar Ass-Zit Of Thar World!!!  This here fester'n Commie - he need ta go!  Thar USofA CIA need ta take this evil slant-eyed Chink-a-poo out.  Thar's gotta be some dumb Yankee who'll stick a machette up Xi Jinping's slant-ass, 'n rip 'im all thar way up to his rice-larynx.  Xi Jinping he fix'n ta level a whole nother Wu-Chang Flu on the World.  Gonna make women-folk bleed from thar eyes, 'n men folk grow pussies fer bleed'n too.  Yesiree, boys 'n girls, soon'er that 'ol Xi Jinping git the shiv in his pingpong, the better this here world is gonna be.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - Iders fer a better World, slay'n one evil commie at a time!!!

That thar Sherman, he done a number on Atlanta.  He thar reason thar's so many Darkies livi'n on the south side today.  But, he dern't dare go near Appalachia.  That es OUR land, 'n that Yankee faggot-fornicator knowed it.  My blood-line is pure. Tain't git a lick of n*g*e* or Yankee in it.  That fears them left-bent, yankee dick-suck'n pajamma homosexuals.  Cuz, we dern't never forgot that faggot Sherman.  Nosiree.  When thar time is right, we will retake ALL 'O THAR SOUTH 'n do to the neferious intruders what Sherman done did ta them Atlantians.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - sav'n thar World, one land at a time!!!

True, you can't be a Yank. Cause that would mean you and your relatives didn't have their podgy white Dixie asses fucked by every Jew in New York when Sherman was marching through your county

YANK!!!  I ain't no Yankee, ya dumb 'ol Geechee from Canoochee!  When they let you git 'bout from Bulloch Co. Correctional?  Huh?  When?  Cuz, I can tell yer accent is from some muddy back waters of Oaktie er Ellabell - some neferious plac e like that ware they let the Darkies run wild.  You on the run?  Think you is gonna blend in with the other Darkies east 'o Macon?  Y'all look the same to folks like me, but to a blue tic houndog thats gonna find ya on the run, you git that someth'n-special smell 'bout you.  Yessiree, they is gonna catch up to yer ly'n theiv'n criminal ass.  Shoulda done yer time all quiet like.  You is fix'n ta git it!!!

@RicardovitzYou talk like the Yank military Ricky. All loud mouthed carrying on. But in the end, like the military, you will get your fat arse handed back to you on a platter.

I'm gonna kick Putin's ass if'n he ever come 'round here.   Comeon, Vlad, bring it on!!!  I wanna fight the tar out of ya!  Kick yer shitty ass with my spiked shitkickers 'n feed yer flesh to Junebug 'n Joppers - two big 'ol piggies ya dern't wanna mess with.  When they git 'round tar shitt'n you out, then I'm gonna spread all that thar Vlad manure 'n spell yer name with it.  Then, I'm gonna git one of my pig-shit-clean'n boys to plant Chamomile flowers in it.  That's how I'm gonna make theis here world a better 'n greener place with Vlad Putin's pig-shit remains.  Yessiree, Ricardovits is a eviromentalist - gonna be my campaign slogan: 

[size=7]"Ricky Turns Vladimir Pig Shit Into Posies" [/size]

Putin with horns. Bright 'red' horns. Reflecting his Commie KGB heritage perhaps.

Was back a few years ago, but wasn't it a symbol of evil to have two long horns from your head? Probing, poking, thick and pointy, horns. Why if a man had them he was none other than the... Anti-Christ.

Is that the man in Moscow? Our own Anti-Christ?

The depths of the Russian hinterland has long been a place of fear and insanity. Think Tolstoy riding his serf's little boy. Our Feodor D. writing another of his turgid love letters to Jesus. The Tsar and his ministers roaming the fields with whips upon the peasants. No wonder this hell hole has a deep and fearful hatred of the civilised peninsula in the West.

Pity we have no men of honour now to stand up to this horny spawn of the Tula steppe. He will steamroll Kiev. And then it is onto Berlin. Again.

The Ukraine. Was it ever really a country? Highly doubtful. Just a wasteland between the Roundheaded Pole and the Block Head Russian.

If them Ukrainians, ever last one of em, git gunned up like Southern Folks, them Russians dern't stand no chance.  They's make that thar Afghanistan screw'in look like a faggot-meth -orgy. 

If Putin ever tried tar take hold of Dixie, we'd blast them Russians all tar Hell, 'n then cut 'em up, spread some sweet rub on 'em 'n smoke 'em in our smokers. What parts dern't come out tender, we'll jest make jerky out of.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, that how it done in the South - Come on, Putin, send us some of yer tender white meat!!!

It's getting a bit boring Vlad. Hurry up and do it.

An indefatigable Jesus. Struggling forever for you. To make you safe. To make you loved. To make you rich. 

To make you... Chosen.

@Fecund FannyThe honeymoons over baby. Never gunna be that way again.

Wake me up when its all over

What was Trump's word, covefe or something? Mighty close to Covid it was. Maybe a prediction

AUKUS it is mate.

AUKUS

Yes. Define the World with that one word.

Ferkatke

Farctate.

Damn straight, Iris.  Git rid of them Chinese bastards.  'N git rid of that Xi Jinping. How come Australien's gooberment ain't put a hit out on Xi Jinping???  How come he still 'life???  How come thar tain't NO ONE who can stuff a big 'ol fat rocket up Xi Jinping's asshole?

What this here world of ours needs is a leader, a REAL LEADER who is will'n tar round up Xi Jinping 'n that fat boy, Kim Jung Un, 'n throw 'em in Gitmo.  Sints they like onetheother so much, what we is plann'in is to sell of a kidney, testacle, nipple, eyeball, nostril, arm, leg and other nefarious body parts off each of 'em 'n then sew Xi 'n Kim tagether.  Then, we's gonna drill a big 'ol pussy straight up the middle of 'ol KimXi 'n make a Anime series out of KimXi.  Win win fer everyone.  KimXi git to be close to one 'nother.  'N the world gits a cute, fat Anime character KimXi, 'n needy folks git some chink-made organs.  Yessiree, that's my plan.  Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister in 2022!!!

@Digger, CranbourneGood prediction there Digger!