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Interesting that Xenox News and other newspapers are crediting this picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon however would this not be a clear case of copyright theft?Should not the picture be credited: Copyright Leonardo Da Vinci? A camera is no different than a scanner. Does AP suggest that I can scan famous paintings into my computer, then publish them on my blog and claim copyright for them? What a wonderful scam! Why, I could print a newspaper or magazine with scans of famous paintings and then sell them, and sell advertising space, all the while claiming the copyright is mine!I could also sell my scans of famous paintings to other newspapers and sue people for publishing them without paying me!

Yep, old JC was a bit of a girly man. Rumor is he liked it up the ass from Judas, with Peter and Matthew watching naked.Pity that bit didn't get into the Bible, would've made all today's Christians less uptight when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh.Not a problem us Lucifer lovers face!

Forget about Fithing... what the fuck is 'sperted'!

It dern't take no rocket sciencetist ta know how to make slaves of dummies.

Has Julia saved herself through her brave stance introducing this environmentally friendly initiative?Or will the public realise she is only doing through the desperation of her deal with greens?

Tony Abbott will be shoveling shit with a teaspoon within 18 months. Are Aussies so moronic they can't see the simple logic of the "carbon tax"? Tax major polluters, use the tax to compensate anyone exposed to price rises made by the polluters. And also use the tax to support research and development into clean green energy sources. The big polluters will either price themselves out of the market or adapt to a cleaner greener economy. A change is gonna come, people, like it or not. And Abbott, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get off the road or get run over!

Look before you are soon parted

Mate, nothing could be simpler than you, you moron!

Brass Monkey you funky monkeyTell me does it get betterWhen you hit that brick wallMaking a mountain out of the deep blue seaWith a nose as long as a stickLike a skunk at a lawn partyBrass Monkey your my silver edge lining...

Taxes 'n Drugs is jest 'nother way fer yer gooberment ta turn y'all into SLAVES!!! Pay taxes - be a slave. Eat drugs, be a slave. Keep yer money, yer brain 'n yer property, 'n be a free man. Simple as that, boys 'n girls. Simple as that.

The term "Aussie Battler" is an oxymoron.

Depends. How much carbon they got in them?Can it be burnt out into CO2?These are the answers you need.

Yeah Sal. "piss off - bogan"

Does anyone know if the tax will apply to plinth purchases? What about plenums? Surely they will draw the line somewhere

And now she has gone and stuck a big tax on me! What a bitch!All I can do is pray Tony will save me from this mess...

Well Sal why don't you fuck off and write your own pretentious bullshit you dumb dribbling quim!

And please let's have some more of those delightful Page 3 girls to get my loins loose.If you know what I mean ;)Yours with a tent in his pants,Herr Fuckyouruncle

Apparently they meow a lot too.

What a load of pretentious bullshit

In the past, once they were voted out those top aussie pollies could get a job as editor at one of Rupert's pommy rags. I suppose that option is not a goer anymore!

And will somebody please sic that dog onto Ricordowizz!

Whenever I hear the word "gibbous" I reach for my pistol!

Let me read the fine print of our 'agreement' again. Now back to work!

FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES! YA CUNT!

Oh Mr Lumbago. No sir, please don't, sir. I mean, I um didn't realise you were there, sir. Please, my apologies. I meant no offense. Yes, back to work, sir, I'll do that, thank you sir... But, if one may be so bold, sir, I have yet to receive that last carton of Russkaya that you promised me. I mean, um, Mr Lumbago, sir, you do recall our little er "arrangement"? The word count, sir, and the um spritzer count? Sir? Mr Lumbago? Are you still listening, sir?

Bugger that! Find out where he lives and pay him a midnight visit, BYO baseball bats. That's all the solace and surcease that fossilized old puddle of vomit deserves.

See Rupert? The ungrateful staff I have to put up with?Max! Stop complaining and get back to work, or i'll send you off to work for that red haired bitch Brooks!

And stop picking on Voltaire! Despite the big wigs and the Bigwigs, hubris didn't kill him, he just got overexcited, I tell you! Go on then, Mr Lumbago, how many dramas, philosophical tales, historical and scientific works have YOU written, eh? Or even EDITED! Eh? EH? Shit, now I've gone and spilled my vodka spritzer! Damn you, Lumbago, damn you all to HELL!

I resemble that remark! Bloody editors think they know it all but they DON'T!

I have advice to Rupert too.More Page 3 girls!!!Yours with paper in hand,Hairy Buttknuckle

OK. now, generally speaking, I am all for freedom of expression, let it roll and damn the torpedoes ( Surely the Holy Grail of Xenox News?) but this "Ricardovitz" character is obviously not well and in need of serious medical attention. I suggest to all XN readers that they ignore his glib blurts of raving ignorance and dense hate. Better yet, if anyone out there knows of a website or referral service wherefore to nudge Mr R, for solace and surcease of his dementia, at least some good will come of it all after all. Sound fair?

Jeezus Cheezels, I go on extended vacation and come back to this hateful. cross-eyed, slobbering shite? Play nice children or get the fcuk outta the playground! Life's too short to attempt to elicit a rational, reasonable (or, even, coherent) response from "Ricardovitz", whoever and wherever this nasty, gormless gobshite hails from. In'sh'alla, fratelli!

We'll be there soon you fuckwit. And you'll have black abo dick shoved down your throat all night long...

Hey, Alice Springs Abo, I'm a startin to think that ain't yer doggie. Jest some internet made-up picture. If you git a lick of a brains, than tell me what kinda doggie that is.Anywhoo, Alice Springs ain't but a bunch of dust 'n dirt right smack in the middle of nowhare. I spose the white folks stuck you Abos in the uggliest remoteist place in all Australia. I reckon you cain't find yer way to Clayton in Victoria let alone Clayton Georgia - 'n then you is gonna have to track me from thar. You Abos might know a thing or two 'bout trackin snakes, mice, 'n whatnot out thar in the desert, but y'all dern't know nothin bout track'n in the Lord's lush forests ware I'm at. My dogs 'd here ya 'fore you even git to Duncan's knob, 'n I'd here ya commin soon as you start drivin, walk'n or whatever y'all Abos do up Duncan's knob.

Some of y'all git it in mind that Hell tain't real, or jest fun 'n parties fer Godless folks. Them folks who think that is feedin evil with thar souls. 'N y'all dern't wanna mess with evil, cuz you ain't got no idea what misery lay in store fer ya. No idea at all. When you is gettin tortured fer all eternity, you jest remember what 'ol Ricardovitz told ya. Tain't like you dern't git fair warnin.

You may have been a dimwit PM Herr Fuckedknuckle but at least you didn't lie about a Carbon tax like the current harpy in the Lodge!Digger,Cranbourne

Seems Wendi wasn't the only one smokin' the scooby snacks... The whole NOTW was too!

Oh jesus was a nice boy;Till his mother taught him not to touch his toy.Became a challenge to the young man and...He fucked himself silly and Mary magdalene galore!

Priests, politicians and merchants misinform and thieve. We know not of Jesus, for time, tyranny and stupidity have robbed us of facts. If Jesus existed, he does so no longer. Find your own grace, goodness and forgiveness. Only you know what you are guilty of. Only you know the price you must pay for redemption. The future forgives, the present punishes, and the past obscures. Let it be.

I see a noble Man, Child and Beast in ignoble circumstance. Were it not so, some fatted, distant, tyrant would make it so.

The ayrabs 'n the jews rejected Jesus - dern't want nothin to do with him. So God DID guide his efforts in the direction of more intelligent Europeans, specially the Nordic type. I reckon y'all notice how Jesus din't bother gowin down ta Africa to commence preachin to a bunch of jungle-monkeys. Why? Cuz they ain't evolved 'nuff to understand nothin! Turns out ayrabs 'n jews tain't neither.

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That is exactly the point I was trying to make when I wrote "Jesus Christ Superstar"!

Why did he land in the desert with the arabs and jews? Why not time it different and land somewhere civilised? Maybe he was one of those dodo gods? The lord of the numb skulls? No wonder his father forsake him!

Hmmmm. China looking to buy Facebook now...

Y'all are learnin somethin - Jesus wern't no human. He was God on earth - tookk human form.

whar 'd about the plynth. they said there was gunna be a plynth. spose that is all bull too...

What is it? A Plenum? A plynth?

Hola, Dinkum Aussie, why not fit it up your ass! You got everything else up there!

JESUS WAS NOT HUMAN. HE WAS FROM ANOTHER PLANET. HIS SPECIAL POWERS WERE SIMPLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES OF THE MIND THAT IGNORANT EARTHLINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND 2000 YEARS AGO. OR NOW. HE WAS EXECUTED FOR HIS OTHERNESS. BUT HE DID NOT DIE. ALIEN SCIENCE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE AND HE WAS WHISKED AWAY BY FELLOW ALIENS WHO BEAMED HIM ABOARD THEIR SPACESHIP CIRCLING THE PLANET. BUT JESUS WILL NOT RETURN, THERE WILL BE NO "SALVATION", NO "RAPTURE". THE ALIENS HAVE LEARNED THE FEARSOME, FEAR-FILLED NATURE OF THE IGNORANT HUMAN BEAST. OUR OBSESSION WITH "FAITH" AND DOGMA HAS SEALED OUR FATE. WE ARE ALL TO BE LEFT TO OUR OWN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PROCLIVITIES. WE ARE ABANDONED BY OUR BETTERS. UFOS ARE MERELY ALIENS LIKE JESUS OBSERVING OUR MADNESS FROM AFAR. PRAY ALL YOU LIKE TO WHOMEVER OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE. YOU WILL NOT BE "SAVED'. YOU ARE ALL F*CKED. ESPECIALLY CATHOLICS.