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That was a right fuck up goddamnit. He was supposed to aim it at the chairman of the parliamentary committee. Cost us a fair packet. Well its all we are talking about so no problem.[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAnQssrjT9JZN5CfvG4kp3OrfowiQaYPlMyEhXcxf67KeZPGwkmQ[/img]

All I know is never shave your scrotum. Itches like a sonofabeech!

I reckon the shaving cream pie stunt was organised by Ruperts PR people. Try and get a little sympathy for him and distract reporting of the questions he was being asked.

"People have to be aware that there are legitimate times where a conflict of interest can occur as long as they are managed properly in accordance with good corporate governance" - Andrew Demetriou

Andrew Demetriou admits there is a conflict of interest in the league's plans to provide future stars with league appointed managers but the AFL Chief executive said conflict was ok provided it was managed properly....

This bitch is going down! When it finally blows, there'll be one hellova party! Prepare the Murdoch pinata!

Ricardo is obviously a retardo

Mr Ricardovitz is right. I heard that God gets all if the info on us from Santa.

God is tracking me on the Internet?!?!Well, who does he work for? Google or Facebook? Or perhaps he is a left over from Yahoo?

Y'all is so scared some internet thang is trackin you. I git some news fer ya. GOD IS TRACKIN YOU!!! 'N He's gonna git his due come Judgment Day. Yer Life is gonna git replayed fer all that matter to see. Thar ain't no God-filter er whatnot that can help you neither.Anywhoo, ain't none of you important 'nuff fer the gooberment or googlement ta give no nevermind 'bout ya.

I reckon John has been feeling a bit dirty since his Mrs refused him some 'fithing' fun... So now he has to get his kicks telling the press how the Libs should run.

How many wooden stakes does it take to keep this bloodsucker down!

Wonder why this was not made more widespread?

TOR isn't capable of tracking users. Its designed that way.

Looks like little Johnny is back and is still eager for us to work harder for our masters:[url]http://www.theage.com.au/national/howard-urges-workplace-reform-20110717-1hkaq.html?comments=37#comments[/url]That policy will be a sure fire winner for Tony come next election.

Do not doubt Mighty TOR Yugo! He will hammer you to the ground...As for the internet Mighty TOR does not care. Mighty TOR only wants to Hammer and Thunder!ps did you know Mighty TOR and Lucifer were good mates?

Great Idea! So only TOR will track eveything you do online.

True. I believe that Jesus existed and that he liked to imbibe sacred wine and smoke opium poppy seeds whie Judas was slurping on his knob.I believe he was a regular fun-loving girly looking Arab guy :)Too bad those dimwit Christians nowadays don't relaise it!

everyone believes in something, even if it's nothing

No es banda! This is a FARNARKLER, not an arnfarkler, which indeed was a prototype.

Transcend the anomaly, infuse the chaos, mash the bemusement and... spread the joy! After all, you live but once. Think upon this as you plow the field, nurture the fruit of your loins and bring home the tofu: how will your forebears remember you? In'sh'allah!

Will there be a new direction for XenoxNews.com now that you have a new editor? How will Rebekeh Brooks handle your live wire correspondents Max Gross, Ricardovitz, and Patriot?Will she bring back the Page 3 girls?The media industry is holding it's breath waiting to see what happens.

SO if it isn't in Google it doesn't exist?

Oh they are just having some fun with us. Don't you know those Aliens are crazy wacky guys who just love to abduct hillbillys and titillate drunken Darwin residents?Just ask the resident nutjob UFOniks here; they'll tell you all about them.Idiots.Dr IP Freely,Professional Rationalist

Hi Prof

I think that you have invented something nobody in recent history has ever thought of before. We are talking totally unique. Now if you need someone to market it for you, well, I have experience in these things. Might I suggest we take a kind of "shiny and new" approach. A "modern" look and feel is what I can bring to your campaign. A minimalist candour like the world hasn't appreciated before. Send me a XN PM and we can "get the ball rolling into the stratosphere".

http://www.google.com/search?q=Arnfarkler

Note the link! This is the type of expertise I can bring to your enterprise.

Mikey

Clearly, this is a prototype Arnfarkler. The latest model has electrolytes (It's, like, what plants crave).

For shitsake get off the moonshine Ric! What the fcuk is a "tizzy" anyway? Sounds a bit gay to me.

Could somebody please explain why any "superior" extraterrestrial life form would want to travel a squillion light years just to play peek-a-boo on planet Earth ?

A new crop pattern this week is right beside Stonehenge. Isn't that proof enough that it was created by extratorrential visitors? Or wait, I know, it was Osama Bin Laden done it.[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/14/article-2014711-0D016E8600000578-346_634x895.jpg
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Is it seated on a plinth or is that just a regular polyurethane treated pine table ?

Worse more are those hopeless MasterChef cooks representing us in Harlem serving up raw chicken, burnt chicken, overchillied rib sauce with no body, and unseasoned potato salad. Very embarrassing for our nation.Whatever happened to Huey? We need you now big boy in our moment of need!

Kinda funny ta see folks get all up in a tizzy over TV's 'n newspapers 'n whatnot, like they's git some kinda right to it all. Ain't none of it yers, you bunch of dummies!!!! Why you pay no nevermind to this stuff, I cain't figure out. I ain't even got no TV stations, less I wanna pay fer satelite - 'n thar ain't no way I'm a gonna pay fer TV. I go git me a bunch of movies at the flea market - $1/DVD when I git to town. Got me hundreds of 'em. Go back 'n sell 'em fer $1 'n buy some more. Did you know they git whole TV shows, 'n no commercials on them 1$ CD's?Anywhoo - none of this here Murdoch, newspaper or TV networks mean nothin to me.

And the Gillard government has invited tenders to operate the Australia Network, Australia's online face to much of the world. The unscrupulous Murdoch-controlled Sky News is the contender against the regulated ABC. I guess THAT'S how much your democracy is worth!

Y'all is 'bout as stupid as they come! Bad li'll boys 'n girls make good workers. Good workers make thangs you can sell fer money. The badder they is, the more spirit they git fer workin. I can take the dumbist meanist cuss of a child 'n set him ta choppin wood. I git 'nuff dead wood on my land to fuel 50 pig-smokers fer a year. But, pig-smokers dern't bring near the $$$$ that dumb 'ol lazy tourists do Septembre - April. I sell 'em a cord o wood fer $5.00, sometimes high as $8.00. 'N I git more money-makin work fer 'em to do, dern't you worry none.Y'all send me the baddest meanist homeboys you can find 'n I'll squeeze a small fortune from 'em. Shoot, we been doin that fer hundreds of years, I reckon. Tain't no one better at it than folks in these here parts.

What about eating them? I mean we are facing climate catastrophe and food could run out.When will eating children be allowed?

Inoculated with his UFO madness more like it...

Indignant US pollies and pundits shrieking for the head of Julian Assange and the closure of Wikileaks but mute at Murdoch's NewsCorp hacks, taps and perfidy. How much is YOUR democracy worth?

Don't bother. Cult followers like Ricardo usually take their fantasy clique very seriously.

Looks like this article has touched a nerve with resident XenoxNews.com God botherer Ricardovitz.Hey Ricky lighten up! Some of us just like to have a little fun once in a while ;) How about throwing off those Christian shackles and joining us Lucifer lovers for a little 'demon worship'? You know, the type of worship where you take your clothes off and get real dirrrrrrrrrrty with each other :) I reckon you might enjoy yourself for a change.

Now I'm outta jail and back in business I'm on the look out for some cheap newspapers.Hey Rupey! Gotta any bargains for an old colleague? In return I'll tell you about prison life; it looks like it could be information you may need ;)

Wow, did you see the latest UFO in Arizona? Amazing evidence here:[url]/url]ET get me off this crazy rock!

Caption: Waiter! Make that TWO hard-boiled eggs!

I own a set of sporks, does that help?

Da Vinci was a homosexual fornicator and bugger of boys that dern't know nothin 'bout Jesus Christ. Lived 1500 years after our Lord died on the Cross. He done hated God, hated Jesus, 'n found ways ta hide some of his hate in all them religious paintins them Catholics made him paint.I reckon, tain't no one aught ta be surprised that them Catholic whore-devils 'd go 'n find theyselves a homosexual boy-lover like Da Vinci ta paint graffiti 'n whatnot 'bout God. Sleazy devil whores cain't help but ta sniff out homosexual boy-buggerin preverts to draw up thar god in a evil satanic light. GOD SHALL HAVE HIS WRATH UPON THESE WHORES, AND YOU WHORES WHO PERTEPTUATE BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!!!

If there is no copyright why does Robert Simon/AP own the photo dumbass?

How is it pirated if there is no copyright? It is up to the consumer to pay what they think the scan is worth... And cause there is no copyright other people can do the same...I'm not an expert but you surely no fuck all! Cunt.

"Sperted" in this context is obviously a reference to sperm, as in "The sperm whale lost his straw while fithing with a saucy member of his pod"

So if copyright expires, then the person who takes the photo is the new copyright holder of the work, or should I say owner of the pirated scan of the work?And claiming copyright on a pirated work; and even selling the pirated copy, isn't that a little audacious?

Calling a point of law on ya...How is it defined; is fithing a form of theft as she could withhold the piss. Lesson is fellas, always have her put it in writing before you get started..

Ahhh Mike isn't what all them 'art books' do anyway? The thing is there is no copyright on this painting cause it is so old. Crediting the picture is just acknowledging who took the shot I think...But it is an outrage that what i thought was the stalwart 'copyright is theft' XenoxNews.com, put the photo takers fucking name in there in the first place!