Ricardovitz
16 years ago
10 questions from Xenox News series
Thar sooner Doloroso you git learned that I ain't no retard, but a prophet who's tryin to import some Godly vision on yer soul, you'll commence ta healin yer soul.Thar Bible is full of great prophets who unspirited folks think is retards. You jest one of them boys, I reckon. But, I'll pray fer ya and have faith that thar Lord will let my visions become yers.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009
Corn Liquor is thar Devil's steppin stone to Meth. Leme tell you, boys and girls - lots of bad folks turn badder 'round here. That 'ol Devil got thar families stillin moonshine, and now thar runt chillern is cookin the meth. Devil - he gits 'hold of yer ma or pa, and he's got one foot in thar door to yer soul too. Devil's got moonshiners making meth....whats it gonna be 20 years from now? Y'all dern't wanna see the evil and wickedness that y'all let loose all 'round.
Loony Les
16 years ago
Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009
My face squashed like Maxys... too much corn liquor and dancing girls :)
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009
Good news everyone! Rush Limbaugh has been hospitalised with chest pains. With luck and by the grace of God, may he drop dead or at least be saved by a doctor who is black and homosexual. Happy New Year!
Doloroso
16 years ago
10 questions from Xenox News series
When y'all gonna lock Ricardovitz in a rubber room? He total mental case.
Gyorgi
16 years ago
Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009
Nationalism is the final refuge of scoundrels. Patriotism is for sheep unable to think for themselves.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Getting Away with Larceny, Theft and Murder in 2009
What you got 'gainst killin Ayrab Terrorists, Max? You and yer Joo blood aught to be all fired up 'bout gettin back at them folks who been a murderin off yer kind fer thousands of years. Yer jewish bros ain't real fond of you, I reckon - give all that lip-smackin to Al Jazera and what not. Don't make no sense to me, but y'all folks never did.
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
Better pop a valium Ricky, it looks like your brain is steaming up too much!
Loony Les
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
Forget the nutmeg; get on the corn flour!
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
MUSLIMS IS THAR SERVANTS OF SATAN.....That's right, boys and girls. Muslims is EVIL. Muslims is DEATH. Muslims is EVIL Muslimes are MURDER. Muslims is Othello-incest-mother-fornicators. Muslims eat goat CRAP. Muslim women is REVOLTING ugly heffers. Muslims is ANUS-lickers. Muslims is TURD burglars. Muslims is SYPHILIS ridden, brain-rotten, flesh eatin, homosexual whores.Add that all t'gether and what do y'all got??? D E M O C R A T S. That's right boys and girls, if'n it wern't fer them weak, limp-wristed, homosexual lovin, nigga-lovin, mammy tit-suckllin good fer nothin Democrats, we would have done terminated off any swarthy-skinned sand-jiggers that dares to peek his/her beady li'll peepers out of thar desert sand. Yesirree - and a big AMEN to that.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
I meant "sink" but "sin" will suffice nicely. Must stop sniffing nutmeg.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
Sin or swim? Global warming will resolve all conundrums.
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
Just another suckole on the vine
Oh dear. Sounds like another whining NIMBY.
Dirty Old Trev
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
well i´m fucking me a different Mabel nowadays... man has my world changed!Snow all gone... waiting for her to lubricate the goat
Max Gross
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
I'm in the shed too. And I'm not coming out until this xmas shit is over! Merry Mithras!
Pervis
16 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
Drunk on beer I went out to the shed to get another six pack and momentarily forgot what I went in there to get.
Dude Dude
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
That's not freaking Ali dude; that's fricken Elvis!
The greatest
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
That could be Ali right there:[img]http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/misc_mo/mohammed-at-mecca.jpg
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Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
Is Islam a not-for-prophet institution?
ALP definitely fucked
16 years ago
Just another suckole on the vine
Today the Rudd/Brumby team approved 30 ghetto style apartments next door to a pokies venue despite protest from residents and the local council objecting because the design breaks all the rules pertaining cramming people into the smallest sized units in the least amount of space and physically connected to a bar and pokies venue.The plan sees 30 double story units placed on a piece of land the size of 4 house blocks in Melbourne's West.The design is similar to that of 4 similar style ghetto lots that Labor MPs condemned and had destroyed a decade ago! Saturated the disadvantage in one hell hole doesn't work it has been well proven. At least these occupants will only have to go downstairs to get a drink and put their dole cheque into the poker machines.Planning Minister Madden over ruled the council to fast track the ghetto which will be occupied by troubled single mothers and female ex-prisoners.The big question is will the government insist that the licenced gambling venue also install pinball machines for the kids while their rehabilitating mother's spend the pension on the pokie slots?Your taxes at work.
Yo Cas
16 years ago
MERRY MOHAMMED
That's not Muhamad, none of those look anything like him! Those painters are hopeless and will never make a living as portrait artists or win the Archibold prize.[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Muhammad_Ali_NYWTS.jpg/478px-Muhammad_Ali_NYWTS.jpg
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Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
DOT POINTS FOR GLOOMSDAY
I like people but I can't stand humanity.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
BIZARRO WORLD
Bizarro alright. Today the Israeli army confirmed it harvested organs off dead Palestinians AND Israelis (without "permission". Is there no atrocity this abhorent rogue state is incapable of committing?http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/22/2778014.htm?section=world
FRom Kenneth
16 years ago
Just another suckole on the vine
I can't believe the scale on which Victorians are being dudded. The prospect of $20 billion over 30 years to undertake a project that isn't necessary, but could have been done for $12 billion, is financial turpitude on a scale hard to imagine - even in Third World countries that don't have or don't respect institutional checks and balances to keep executive government honest.http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/were-dudded-on-water-but-no-one-rebels-20091220-l7e2.html
Heer Fuckedhernipple
16 years ago
BIZARRO WORLD
I volunteer to keep her under preventative detention... she is one hot Hebey Mama!Yours fully circumsized,Herr Fucknuckle
Oh my lord
16 years ago
Sir!
This is the kind of stuff that Sen. Conroy wants to protect us from!Quick, someone take that prick for a dicky-back ride.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
BIZARRO WORLD
War criminal indeed! And Livni is not alone among all those corrupt, bloodstained zionist terrorists. One can only hope that these fanatics will soon be unable to leave the confines of "Israel" to spread their hateful falsehoods and specious propaganda. Got mit uns, eh Tzipi?
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
BIZARRO WORLD
Ayman Mohyeldin = Sandn*g*e*. I hope them Joos nuke all of y'all ragheads. Fact is that God has commande 'em to - and if they dern't do it, they is once again forsaking thar Lord.So, git to it Joos!!!!
Slum Lords
16 years ago
Kruddy in Singapore
The contradiction of Howard is the often forgotten fact that he was the one who actually increased Australia's immigration policy in a massive way.Kruddster inherited the numbers coming in.Its only because of Brumby and the Labor Right faction in Victoria who are responsible for perpetuating ghetto like conditions in Melbourne's West and North Western suburbs that have made world news for repeated gang like attacks on anyone and everyone including helpless international students.
16 years ago
Love Will Tear Us Apart - The Cure
Its a good song to listen always....
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Kruddy in Singapore
Praise you, Digger, you git it!! Hey, buddy, you got to look into this - DIXIE! It's gonna be a revolution - thar Dixie Revolution. Y'all can be a part of it. Y'all can be the most Southern state in thar Dixie Nation. All you gotta git is a millitia full of the right kind of thinkin folks. Digger, I bet you know what I'm a talkin 'bout, don't ya.Yep, boys and girls, y'all need more folks like this here Digger Cranbourne....and like me, Ricardovitz. Together we can set thar World right again. Praise God. Praise Jesus. Praise the Dixie Nation.
Godwin grinch
16 years ago
WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?
Wasn't he killed off in that silly flick starring Tom Hanks and the Vatican?
Rudd Fraudwatch
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
"The message Kevin Rudd is giving to his people, his citizens, is a fabrication, it's fiction," he said. The chief negotiator for China and the small African nations at Copenhagen has accused Prime Minister Kevin Rudd of lying to the Australian people about his position on climate change."It does not relate to the facts because his actions are climate change scepticism in action. "All that Australia has done so far is simply not good enough. "It's puzzling in the sense that here is a Prime Minister who actually won the elections because of his commitment to climate change," he added."He was the only Prime Minister who came and clearly said we have to do something, we have to join Kyoto protocol and all the rest."And within a very short period of time he changes his mind, changes his position, he starts acting as if he has been converted into climate change scepticism. All what Australia has done so far is simply not good enough.[url]http://www.abc.net.au:80/news/stories/2009/12/16/2772948.htm[/url]
Herr Fuckyouruncle
16 years ago
Kruddy in Singapore
Digger you can never have enough Chinese massage Parlours... I always need a good rub and tug. As for Indian cab drivers, well they are the worst. Rude and Insolent and often with no idea where you want to go. For Instance one night I wanted to go to my favourite Chinese Massage Parlour; 'Raise your Purple Lantern' in Croydon. Well little Sunil had no fucking idea where it was, the cunt was totally useless. So Digger I am only with you on half of your idea. As for Kruddy, the question remains what has he done for[url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/Tzippi-for-Israeli-PM-The-Horny-Voter-says-yes.html] the horny voter?[/url]
Do yourself a favour
16 years ago
Love Will Tear Us Apart - The Cure
Max singing - now I'd like to hear that!
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Slash!
Yep. Thar Jews are the Chosen....but fer what? The Lord dern't say now do he. But Our Lord done showed us what thar Jews is fer. Jews were given thar land of Palestine....and it was ripped away from them cuz of thar WICKEDNESS. Jews were given the "good life" in Europa way back yonder...but God sent his Crusaders to fix thar WICKEDNESS once again. And, then Jews were given a right nice home in Germany and, what happened??? God had ta set 'em straight again, fer thar wicked ways and diss'n the Lord - so he let the Devil toss 'em into ovens and smoke 'em up in gas rooms.Now, thar Lord has deliverd the Jews from the Devil YET AGAIN!!!! Delivered them to New Palistine, now called Israel. And, Lord said unto them Jews - GO FORTH AND SMITE YER ENEMIES WHO FORSAKE ME!!! I WILL BE WITH YOU AND YOU MUST DO THIS FER ME!!!! So, Jews know what need ta be done. They know they's need to DESTROY EVIL MUSLIMS. DESTROY THE DEVIL'S SERVANTS. DESTROY SYRIAN, IRAN, EGYPT, ARABIA and whatever whatnot lives 'tween them folks. But, thar Jews, they hem and haw, and cry, and waiver upon the words of thar Lord. Now, boys and girls, what do y'all think God's got in mind foer the Jews if'n they dern't listen to 'm this time 'round? Y'all think and pray on that fer a spell.
Life loving Fool
16 years ago
Slash!
May 29 2008...was 4 storeys high and my face to the wind :)
your name
16 years ago
Slash!
I'm fucking dying mate
Macca
16 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
I ate shit once. Comes with lettuce, cheese, pickled onions and spongy bun.
Life loving Fool
16 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
So I tried the shit diet; here are some points of interest:1. It is cheap. In fact I had to purchase hardly any food as I was 're-cycling' practically everything I was eating...2. Halitosis. Yes, it is a problem.3. You needed a good brushing of the teeth after each meal. It didn't really help your bad breath but did keep the teeth clean.4. I only ate with the left hand.And weight loss? Well I was a 100kg fatty, now I am a svelte 55kg. So it was all worth it.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
New Knife Has Brits Terrified
Yep. That makes the both of us, GG. We ain't got no "America" no more. We got Yankees and Dixies...and Kalifornians. Kalifornians is all queers, mexicans and asian commies. Yankees is all nigga lovin socialists. I hale from Dixie, GG. I'm all 'bout the new Dixie Nation. I done welcomed y'all Ausies ta be a part of the Dixie Nation. Thar ain't no state farthest south than Australia - y'all should be proud!
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
I suspect you may well be correct in your analysis, Mr Rollo.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
New Knife Has Brits Terrified
Fer ya? Goodness gracious me, such dreadful grammar but no doubt a fine example of U.S. education. The world, I suggest, has little to fear from such low-brow, know-nothing dimwits. It is no longer the "American century".
LoonyLes
16 years ago
EVEN THOUGH I'M STONED LET ME MAKE THIS POINT...
point made goodly
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
New Knife Has Brits Terrified
And, to that old boy who called it an "overly complicated piece of equipment".....Ain't you never pressed a button before? Cuz, all it takes to work that there old knife is a JAB and a PRESS. That too complicated fer ya?
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
New Knife Has Brits Terrified
What them Wasp Knife folks need to do is make one that can attach to my AR15 as a bayonet....with a remote button to make it go KABOOM when I jab one of them zombies with it on the end of my gun.
Loony Les
16 years ago
TRANSIT TIMES
I ate corn on the day I read this 4.5 years ago. Still waiting for the little yellow buggers to appear in my pan...
Zoot Horn Rollo
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
It appeared like the neon dream of an octa-fish... fast and bulbous and psychic
Godwin grinch
16 years ago
Happy Yom Ha-Atzmaut 2009!
Did you take a deep breath? And your meds, don't forget to take your meds.
Looky here GG....
16 years ago
Happy Yom Ha-Atzmaut 2009!
'Ol GG here's tryin to school me on gitt'n me a bunch more of that thar goobermnt schoolin. Yep, gooberment schoolin 'll git ya real smart-like fer barfin out gooberment lies, gooberment spin, and poke full of gooberment n*g*e*-lovin coon-cuddlin love moans. Jooberment control and n*g*e*hellfare is all they learn you at thar screwls.Why dern't you try thinkin outside of the box a bit. Open yer mind and see the TRUTH that I stuff right thar under yer nose.Fact is, this here "GG" done think he's a punk rock star - GG Alin, right GG? Well, I got news fer ya - that 'ol GG Alin done killed hisself cuz he knew the truth.....but, HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Truth was he wern't nothin but scat-eat'n trailor trash who was a homosexual lover of dirty bung holes. He couldn't sing a lick...couldn't play no gitar...and ain't got nothin to say 'bout nothin. He done knew he was a circus puppet queer who got his strings pulled by jew-bankers whor'n him out fer money. All that time, ol GG thought he was some kind of sumptin, but he ain't nothin but a scat-eatin whore.Anywhoo, GG, I reckon I got coaught jibber-jabber'n 'cuz folks here need to know 'bout you, and that's a part of my educating. Max Gross is a CIA spy. He'll rat you out to his Jooberment clear gone as a creampie.
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