Who was it?
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
Rocket Morton?
Flato from Klatuu
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
Mystery solved - it was failed rocket launch, spiral is due to rocket stabilisiers failing
You Tube
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
Big blue light video - here is on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/v/5Fgn7-AoQtI
HERE IT IS
Big Bad John
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
Is it in the shape of a cross?
Loony Les
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
forget this shit... what are the eggheads saying about the blue spiral of light over Norway! I`m scared shitless; it must be aliens... or something to do with the Mayan calendar!
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Happy Yom Ha-Atzmaut 2009!
Before you get into your "educatin sort of mood", Mr Ricardovitz, perhaps you should go back to school and brush up on your reading and writing skills. Basic comprehension also seems a problem you need to overcome.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Happy Yom Ha-Atzmaut 2009!
I don't told y'all that yer Max feller is a Jew. He's a Jew-spy for the CIA. Next time y'all might not be too quick to write off 'ol ricky as a dummy who dern't know no nevermind.I reckon I know my share of TRUTH. And, I'm fixin to be in an educatin sort of mood.
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Happy Yom Ha-Atzmaut 2009!
Wow nothing. Obama's words are betrayed by his actions (or, rather inaction).
Loony Les
16 years ago
Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
I think he flown his coop at least. Since then.
Green Haired Jim
16 years ago
There is a guy who wants to fuck me
"To explode that last bit of hope a man has into my arse."Quite proud of that ;)
I love God and his name is Jes
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
And I can give an amen to that Grinchy ;)
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
Thank goodness for Xenox News. Nothing is forbidden, everything is under the microscope and nobody gets off scot free.
Not a lying scientist
16 years ago
EGGHEADS REVEAL - WHY YOU HAVE A BAD REPUTATION
For some real science that we can all get excited about check here:https://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/INTELLIGENT-DESIGN-WHAT-IS-IT.htmlhttps://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/LEFT-HAND-WANKING-THE-OZONE-CONNECTION.htmlhttps://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/XENOX-INSTITUTE-GENETIC-BREAK-THROUGH-HAS-PEOPLE-CHEERING.html
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
@Mr/Ms/Mrs "I live god": I take December 25 off because it is a public holiday.
Herr Fuckeduncle
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
I love my enemy! Especially if she is blonde and of ample bust!Va-Va-Va-Voom!Yours with sticky fingers,Hairy Fudgeknuckle
George
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Yes it is rather amusing that Jesus lover Ricardovitz demonstrates in his ranting all over the internet that the whole Jesus thing is a crock of shit. Christianity in the noughties is exclusively something used for revenue raising or used as some (baseless) foundation to back up hate speak.
Ricardowatch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
The one christian idea that is different:Love thy enemy? The one thing Ricardovitz can't do! lol
I love God and his name is Jes
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Grinchy take a break. Face it; if you are going to have a day off on December 25 it is because YOU believe that Jesus Christ lived and was the son of God. Otherwise you'd be a hypocrite, wouldn't you?
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
The gospel story of Jesus is not a factual portrayal of a historical “master” who walked the earth 2,000 years ago but a myth built upon other myths and godmen, who in turn were personifications of the ubiquitous solar mythos and ritual found in countless cultures around the world thousands of years before the Christian era. As such, the tale served to amalgamate the numerous religions, cults and sects of the Roman Empire and beyond, to create a state religion that was promulgated through forgery, fraud and force.The virgin birth is not history, and Jesus’s parents were not called Mary and Joseph. Jesus was not from Nazareth, which didn’t exist at the time, and the magi, star, angels and shepherds did not appear at his birth. He didn’t escape to Egypt, because Herod was not slaughtering children, and he didn’t amaze the priests with his teaching at age 12 in the temple. He did not suddenly at 30 reappear out of nowhere to mystify people who, if the birth stories had been true, would have already known him. The “historical” Jesus didn’t do miracles or raise the dead. The sayings and sermons weren’t originally his. He wasn’t betrayed by Judas, since that would be illogical if he were already “world famous.” There was no trial, no crucifixion and no resurrection.In fact, all that we find in Judaism and Christianity—there is virtually not one concept, belief, or idea expressed in Judaism or Christianity, not one—that cannot be traced back many, many times to many different religions. All myth!
LoonyLes
16 years ago
14 Characteristics of The Hornyness – I have it all the time!
My hands are shaking and she's at the wheel
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
Now thats the Morris we all know!
Jesus
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
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Lacking A Reason
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
fail to understand why
Maurie
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
Could Morris actually be Jesus?
Maurie
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
and the faux leopard skin tshirt, could he be wearing it underneath?
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
just a bit balder than I remember...
Jesus
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
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Jesus
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Merry Xmas!!
I love God and his name is Jes
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
There you go with your godless nonsense again Grinchy. The fact remains that this book has lasted thousands of yearsand it is read and believed by countless millions, and no amount of your piffle is going to change that. When you come before his heavenly throne you will be hoping that the forgiveness he preaches will be given to you. But I think with your `pride of knowledge' you have already sinned a step too far.
Beam me up Jesus, where ever y
16 years ago
Memo to Morris
So where is Morris at now? Is he still a cunt?
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
God did not write the bible. He is a fictional character created by the men who did write the bible. Most of it was written hundreds of years after the "events" portrayed, by appropriating the stories of other cults and cultists. The story of jesus christ can be found only in the forged books of the New Testament, an assortment of gospels and epistles that required many centuries and hands to create. Even so late as the middle of the sixth century, the canon of the New Testament had not been settled by any authority that was decisive and universally acknowledged. Iit took well over a thousand years to canonize the New Testament, and the Old Testament canon remains different to this day in the Catholic and Protestant versions. This canonization also required many councils to decide which books were to be considered “inspired” and which “spurious.” Contrary to the impression given, these councils were not peaceful gatherings of the “good shepherds of Christ” but raucous free-for-alls between bands of thugs and their arrogant and insane bishops. Christianity - like all other cults - is all a huge con job.
Beam me up Jesus, where ever y
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
The Bible just proves that people will believe anything in their panic. "Christians" prove that we are in the main still a bunch of dumb monkeys.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! and goodnite. One smart feller, and a bunch of no-nuthins.
I love God and his name is Jes
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
The only 'fact' that matters is that the Bible was written. And by that fact alone it constitutes the most important work of art, a work of life, that has been handed to man. For why would God write a forgery? The words of the Bible speak of an ageless wisdom distilled down to it's essence; and from that essence only can man attain life immortal.So Grinchy stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
True Love
16 years ago
WEDDING RINGS - BANDS THAT BOND
My wife gave me a ring. A penis ring. And she attached a chain to it and drags me all round the neighbourhood.Some say I am the laughing stock of the neighbourhood. But for me it is all worth it.
16 years ago
WEDDING RINGS - BANDS THAT BOND
In ancient times, accepting a wedding ring constituted a legally binding agreement between husband and wife. The wife became property of the husband, a holding of sorts. It also represented protection to the wife—a protection against challengers seizing her legal and rightful position in a power grab. ___________________[silver jewelry | silver rings
Godwin Grinch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
There ARE no facts in the so-called "Bible". No "apostle" wrote a single word that appears therein. Christianity’s history is rife with forgery and fraud. none of the gospels was written by its purported author and, indeed, no mention of any New Testament text can be found in writings prior to the beginning of the second century of the Common Era (“CE”), long after the purported events. These “holy” books, then, so revered by devotees, turn out to be spurious, and since it is in them that we find the story of Christ, we must be doubtful as to its validity as well. It's all sham, scam and the greatest swindle in history. The ultimate mindfuck!
I love God and his name is Jes
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Poppycock Grinch. They wrote a big book about JC (ie The Bible), nothing about these clowns 'Jeye" or "Ieue" (what a stupid name). And as for Clement of Alexandria he was the idiot that burnt the Alexandria library down! How could you trust a fool like that?So, in a word, get your facts straight Grinchy or you'll be burning in Satan's flames like the rest of the godless fools.
Godless Grinch
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
I repeat, "Jesus Christ" was NOT an actual living person. "He" was a character/theme stolen by church founders from the stories and myths of older, prior cults and cultists.The followers of Krishna shouted “Jeye” or “Ieue” during celebrations.dccxlii This “ieue,” as we have seen, is the same as both YHWH and “Jesus,” as admitted by Clement of Alexandria (153-214), who noted that “the Savior”had been represented by the letters “IE,” the same designation found applied to Apollo on his temple at Delphi. The “Savior,” of course, was not a carnalized, historical person but a spiritual construct that, as noted, was known to many mystery schools and sects, which could thus be termed “salvation cultists.”Prior to the Fourth Century, there was frequent and general mention of “Christos,” and his worship to the east of Rome. But nowhere can be found any authentic mention at that time of a Jesus Christ. It was not until after the Nicean Council that the name Jesus Christ was ever known to the world.
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Oftentimes people opt to be atheist. That's a lame excuse for not believing in anything.
Ricardovitz
16 years ago
WEDDING RINGS - BANDS THAT BOND
Dern weddin ring made out of old light bulbs - yep, you ain't gonna git no sweetie ta gussie up to ya with that piece of crap. Maybe some dumb ol crack-whore who'll slice yer uglies off fer no dern good reason when yer sleepin 'll give up her cooter fer that ring, I reckon.Y'all is jest too dumb to get it. Don't kow nothin! Smart fellers know ta go git that fancy gold weddin ring ta match the one they git. Make that gal feel right special fer thar preacher man makes it all official like. THEN YOU SLAP THAT RING ON YER GAL, JEST LIKE YOU DONE BRANDED A PRIZE STEER! She's yers. You own that gal fer the rest of her life, and if'n she give you a bunch of lip 'bout that, I reckon many a gal's sickly health might could cut thar life spectancy short.Thar weddin ring you done gave yer gal - that dern thing betta stay put ware you done stuk it. And, if any 'ol dick-slingin-joe come 'round sniffin that cooter that done belong to you, I reckon that ring's yer licence go go BLAM! upside that cooter-russler's head.Now, y'all ponder that fer you go jibber-jabberin bout thangs you dern't know nothin 'bout.
Max Gross
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
I was going to write another spray about Abbott's surprise "win" but I just can't stop laughing. He was moe surprised than even Hockey! And did you get a load of Julie Bishop's glazed, painted on grin? Talk about stunned mullets! Maybe later.
No, I ha-, I haven't-, I haven
16 years ago
SCROTUM PROBLEM
He's got a fucking stalk on him.
Thinking Man's Pevert
16 years ago
SCROTUM PROBLEM
Perhaps it is a Priest and a classic case of 'blue balls'? I always thought it could be a problem with those Opus Dei types...
Some Cunt
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
/me scratches his arse
Dot
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
No Labor party and no Liberal (or liberal) party either. pity australia! soon to be a basket case like USA
Lingua Franca
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Oy vay! Looks like PM Kev has just scored a guaranteed decade in office: the nut-jobs put the Mad Monk in charge of the Circus Maximus!
Krudd
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Krudd = Mendacious Midget Mark II
Fred
16 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Jesus sole function is to save us from the wrath of God
FlimFlamMan
16 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Max we have even better news! That [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/Lifestyles/WHAT-DOES-DIM-BULB-IOPUS-DEI-/IDEVOTEE-ABBOTT-WEAR-UNDER-HIS-PANTS.html]self-flagellating[/url] god-cracker munching boxing loony Tony Abbott is Lib boss!
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