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God = good
Jesus = good
Business = good
Landlord = good
payin tenant = good
guns = good
huntin = good
workin = good
farmin = good
Dixie = good
Appalachian Mountains = good
Shooter's Party = good
Now, I'll learn you 'bout BAD:
Devil = bad fer humans, but tain't nothing but God's servant. God gave man free will, and he's gotta root out the bad weeds among us. I reckon God's a groomin us righteous for somethin bigger than what a goin on here on Earth.
Muslim = Bad weed
Rudd = Bad Prime Minister - that's why y'all need to vote fer Ricardovitz in 2010
Obama = Devil's toung = bad
Yankee Carpet Baggers = bad, go home Yankee,!!
DeadBeat tenant = bad - thar's the lowest form of useless flesh tain't good fer nothin much thar ever was.
Gooberment = bad - we dern't need no nanny bitch-titties tell'n us no nevermind.
Drugs = bad - turn you into a no good lyin, cheatin, deadbeat good fer nothin Tenant.
Descendents of Ham and Shem - bad - that's why thar Devil turned 'em black.
Jews? Well, what thar heck is a Jew anywhoo? I reckon if God done gived them left-bent, drug-guzzlin thangs horns on thar head, then he wanted 'em to cozey up with thar Devil.
School = Gooberment indoctrination chambers = bad.
That's yer lesson fer today, boys and girls - think upon it whilst slippin 'way to sleep tonight. Nighty nite and sweet dreams.
I done told y'all 'thousand times - git yerself some land, work thar land, and git some tenants to pay you to use and farm it.
If you ain't got land, you ain't got nothin. And, if you ain't got nothing, you's jest a dumb old slave.
Now, if my boy Dick Cheny were President, we'd nuke those swarthy sand-snort'n, burka-wearin, opium growin Muslims till you could use thar radiated bones fer powerin up a nuklear power plant.
That's all it takes, folks - nuke, nuke, nuke-em till they ain't nothin but glass. Mow 'em down. Kill 'em good. Git them terrorists deader than runny donkey dung.
Corinthians?
Romans?
What propaganda is that?
What y'all goin thar fer anyways? That'd be like me goin ta Kenya wearin a Dixie Flag shirt.
Thar's jest some places in this big 'ole world of ours that ain't fit fer civilized folks. I reckon if'n yer country is called "INDONESIA" it's probaly 'cuz thar's a bunch of looped-up wild injuns runnin 'round.
Maybe its cuz yer a Monash Dr. Smartypants. Hey, boy, dern't attack the mesanger, jest tell us where you think thar message ain't on all fours.
Thar truth can be painful. Some foks dern't want Aussies knowin the truth now dern't they bosy and girls.
Corby was convicted, not because the prosecution proved guilt, but because she could not prove her innocence.
As an Australian, I am ashamed at the role of the Australian Government, and I am ashamed of people like "skippy" who write in spite or in ignorance, presumably never having read the transcript of the trial.
Lazing on Zanzibar beaches with the sweet musky aroma of a boy, his nuts, and hardened pecker wafting in the breeze....
Ahhh my Pirate days drifted by like the hash smoke from my hookah...
Now, them Taliban need to be exterminated. Shove them terrorists into the ovens and turn that thar knob to 1000 degrees, and I mean English degrees, not that thar commie celtigrade degrees
I mean, what kinda fool done say to himself "I'm livin high on the hog here in Chump Towers, Jew York City...gonna git me a lattay, watch some fruits dance it up on stage, then go out to a fancy eatin place so's I can complain about how bad all this 'n that were.
Theyn I'm a gonna squat up in side of that thar shoebox I pay $400,000 fer way up on the 10th floor and look out yonder from my window at thar brick wall of that big ole building right next to me.
I'm a gonna have a whole heap of friends (3) over on Sunday, when I'm supposed to be in Church, and talk about all the whorin and perversion we done lust fer.
Hot damn, ain't we haven fun now, boys and girls - yessiree, ain't nothin better than bein a rat in a cardbord box somewhere's on the 10th floor of Jew York City or Skydrow Australia.
NYNA (No Yankees Need Apply)
That boy Rudd, now he needs a good old Cracker at his back to whoop some sense into him. Yessiree, he do.
If'n I had me that kind of cash, I'd fer sure sign up on that thar huntin trip. I jest cain't imagine anythang better than wakin up in thar morn sippin peach cider and shootin evil pirate gigaboos on the high seas.
let me explain...
filled with a great longing for their blood, their entrails, their children cooked on great flames
pumped with a great hatred for all of them
squeezed like worms, oozing with malice
Lunatics!
I of course wear my underpants on the outside of my pants; keep in the oregone rays.
Be it so, it jest ain't rigt fer humans to git it on with them sand-whores. I know thar ain't nothin moral 'gainst it, but they's jest sooooo ugly. Sorta like gittin it on with rabbid monkey.
If God wern't dead-on right when he said that darkies is the Devil. Thar's evil animials walkin this earth that can talk, but God gave 'em dark skin fer a reason. They's amoral murderous beings. Any dern fool can see that.