He is queer. No doubt at all. And now I have my hands on the list of some of the fellas who have fucked him.

Don't worry about us Pakis with our Chinese Missiles shooting your planes down Narendra. Check out this list instead. It'll bring back some lovely memories for you.

Here are all the fellas the Pakistan secret service have spotted in intimate proximity to the Indian PM:

Charlie from Chandigarh

Ahmed from Ahmadabad

Ted the big poof from Sydney, who fucked him at the back of the Taj Mahal

Michael from Mumbai

Dandy Dev from New Delhi, with a snake longer than reckoning, jabbed him in the rear between sessions at the Saṁsada Bhavana

Also seen having some 'group therapy' in the Ganges with like minded male devotees.

Green Haired Jim off the Barbary coast near Zanzibar.

This list just goes on and on...

There is no doubting the authenticity of this document. My contacts in Karachi can vouch for it with the same sincerity as the info that gave Osama away.

We would have had pictures of these acts except PM Modi is a nimble old queen, and normally cums before he and his boytoy can get caught on camera.

Now in no way am I being homophobic here. I am happy for all the colours of the world to push the little daisies and make them come up. I just want Narendra to drop his shame and come out the closet. What about it you big poof Modi?

Modi pounding the drum. Rumor has it he prefers a good pounding of himself!