Dear Mr Boxhead,
After watching the London riots on Channel 9 I ask myself; could the same thing happen here?
Even in the world's greatest country Australia?
I live in a quiet fear that it will.
What ya worried about? I'm over here and having a ball! I just have to be careful no flammable stuff lands on me box ;)
I tell ya it'll be great if the land of Oz had some fun like this. Just think; you and ya mates could get a five finger discount from your local Harvey Norman.
I'd reckon that cunt would really go, go, go for that!
Now I gotta run, seems like a bobby with a truncheon has spotted me!