Dear Ricky...

I understand your fears and concerns, but share no sympathy. Sporting events and entertainment in general have no place in a Productive Society. They are passtimes of slothfullnes and dullardry. They rob the potential Australian Empire of its greatness in return for mediocrity and sillyness.

The only worthwhile athletic endeavor is Ultimate Fighting, unrestricted of course. Men should be permitted to battle men in an arena with complete and unabated brutality to the death. This is productive in several regards: 1) a weaker being is eliminated from the gene pool; 2) The consumption of one less man over the course of 70 years is preserved and saved; 3) The winner is made into a stronger warrior, thus escalating the global gene pool; 4) This type of entertainment serves as propaganda to recruite others into the sport, thus increasing the benefits exponentially.

Cricket, baseball, soccer, football, basketball, tennis, badmitten, etc. are worthless, unproductive endeavors and should be banned in all lands in favour of unrestricted Ultimate Fighting.

Yugo, "Fine Furry Freak" is a title of honour bestowed upon one who rises above the infantile obsessions of retarded society.
Furry Freaks have the only truly religious masonic order - the Freak-Masons. We acknowledge the prior claim on reality and unreality of the original old gods.
Freak-Masons do not consider the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers to be any more substantial than paper and ink.
- Fine Furry Freak

Ricky, could we get our powerfully-built, carefully-medicated PM to fight to the death with all contenders for his position from within his insipid party?
Surely this would remove all doubt of his fitness to urinate upon his adoring public before the next federal election.
Thanks for your idea about Darwinian blood sports. I really endorse your line of thinking Ricky!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, you may be interested to learn that the Freakdom-Tower in NY will be an enduring monument to Freak-Masonry and the holiness of the old gods.
- Fine Furry Freak

"Ricky, could we get our powerfully-built, carefully-medicated PM to fight to the death with all contenders for his position from within his insipid party?"

Hmm, Mr. Howard would have to be matched with a worthy and equal opponant, otherwise it would be bad sport. I personally thing he could take on that slant-eyed korean midget, Kim. But, you gotta watch the slant-eyed creature, he could be hiding a shank, and his Ace-Boone-Coons is gonna be look'n to slap Mr. Howard's AB road-dogs around if he loses.

Warnie will slot into the Furry freak Brother lifestyle very easily now.