When is she too old to root?

Trev 16 July 2004 1 minute read

50? 60? Does it depend on the ratio of your age to her age?
Whether she can get it wet?

Please readers of Xenox News let me know your opinion.

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Anonymous · 22 years ago
Whether you can get her wet mate; good luck

Gene
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
I hear you can get porno of 100 year olds at it. Is this true?

Interested
Berwick
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
You'll find out soon enough, sonny jim!
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
guess your blue balls are getting to you?
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
In the immortal words of Frank from Blue Velvet:
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
Now just pass me the oxygen....
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
Well fuck it. I'm gunna go for it. Not getting anything anywhere else.
Next time we're at the bus stop; I'll make the move that'll have Granny holding my Banany!

Cheers
trev

pa thanks for the support guys
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
If you're old and ugly you don't stand a chance. if you're young and full of cum, then it's a breeze.
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
Is this a related article?

Screwing Old Women
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Chato · 21 years ago
When you look at her face and can't be sure
it isn't John Howard you are gazing at,
it is time to give her a miss.
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Unregistered · 20 years ago
Non-core Johnny slept with his old mum. Does that help?
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FlimFlamMan · 19 years ago
that answers this conundrum.
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Pervy Pete · 15 years ago
When is she too old to root?

I'd say never; cause even if she is dead there will be somewhere you can rub your dick.
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