Autonomy

Wasn't there a Buzzcocks song 'Automony'? One lyric was 'I want you, Automony'. But I always heard 'I want you, on top of me'. And, depending on the sheila, wouldn't that be the wonderful feeling of being in control that we are looking for.

Ahhhh, thar Buzzcocks - 'member 'em wen me 'n my hill-folks took a truck-trip way down ta 'Lanta fer ta find some cheap Kooter. We was all hot 'n sweaty - wondered inta this here colve-smoke'n bar with all kind of funny-folks. Someth'n someth'n 'bout the Buzzcocks a play'n at dat funny juke-joint. We was drink'n some home brew we brung. Well, they comenced tar firin' up thar Geetars, 'n them funny folks jest flung 'emselves slamm'in inta people 'n such. Looked like a heap 'o fun. Me, the Haulers 'n some big 'ol boy Bo-Jo git right down punch'n 'n kick'n 'n pick'n them funny-folks up 'n toss'n em 'round like rag dolls. Kep comin back fer more - stomped on 'em real good all while Buzzcocks were bang'n on thar Geetars. Tain't heard that thar name 'n 40 yeas, I reckon.

Ahhh... you were a headbanger back in the day Ricky. Now I get it...

The illiteracy, the rascism, the low IQ, and the desire to fuck sissy. It all makes sense now.

You obviously hit your ugly coconut too much back then. That's why you are as thick as the lava now!