Sunday, 05 December 2004 By Tom TitmouseJohn Howard's dick is the size of a red tic tac.
Alexander Downer likes golfballs in a stocking up his arse.
Phil Ruddock is quite a nice fellow after a few lines of blow.
Amanda Vandstone swallows AND blows bubbles. He was gunna tell me more but his testicles exploded.
Silly Arab bugger he was.
But y'know anything goes now a days!
They throw out the rule book; and this is what happens.