What or who killed Trump?

Xenox News Desk 02 September 2025 1 minute read

While not officially announced, it seems the great turd of New York City has popped his clogs.

So the question is now, what or who killed Trump?

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Trump pictured digging his own grave.

The Chinese?

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The burgers?

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His sexy wife?

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The Vice-President?

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In the end, does it really matter who did it? We can all just be grateful that the Orange clown has gone to that Mansion in the Sky for American Presidents.

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Meanwhile this guy is laughing...

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FlimFlamMan · 10 months ago
Hmmm... Some interesting options there. But I'd have to go with Melania. I mean how long could you put up with that fat Orange slob in your bed? It would be a nightmare! I reckon she slipped him a mickey and off he went to the hereafter.
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Brooklyn Liberal · 10 months ago
Fantastic news that the Orange clown is dead. Now is the time sanity can be restored to our great nation. Bring back Biden! Or even better...

Let's have President Hilary!
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Donald · 10 months ago
Fake news. I'm alive and well, kicking communist ass, taking names, rounding them up and then deporting them to Venezuela, or some other shit-hole country of my choosing. So, who am I to sue over this fake news? Max Gross? Boxhead? FlimTransMan? Who is spreading this fake news about me? My Great White Shark wants to know.
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FlimTransMan · 10 months ago
@Donald Oh Donny! Are you scared of my sexuality? You little shy boy. Why don't you slip off that suit and slip on a lovely night gown. Powder your nose and join all us queens in Queens.

You know you want to!
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Donald · 10 months ago
Insane people who don't know if they are a man or woman scare me. They shoot up schools, murder people, molest children, all in the name of cross dressing and pretending to be something they're not. Yeah, they scare me. Lock 'em up. Or, some people say I can deport them.
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Bill · 10 months ago
@Brooklyn Liberal I have had Hillary. Once you've had her, you can't get rid of her, and she never liked my cock anyway. She's harder to get rid of than the Clap I got from Monica. Oh, how I love chubby little Jewish girls.
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Brooklyn Liberal · 10 months ago
@Bill Bill! Come on man, there is still a chance for you. The world is crying out for a centrist like you to run the old US of A. There are too many extremists nowadays like the Orangeman and that radical muslim guy taking over New York. I am sure the people would love you to be President one more time.
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FlimTransMan · 10 months ago
@Donald [img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/images/phocagallery/21st_century_icons_of_filth_25/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_20241121_081745.jpg
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