Travel like a man instead of acting like a baby at home!
Stand out from the cry babies at your school by wearing your new Zelensky Youth uniform!
Based on the very same design that billionaire Volodymyr Zelensky has been sporting the Zelensky Youth uniform is a symbol of the strength of the Ukranian spirit and a sure stepping stone to great success.
You too can fast track your pathway as a brave leader and protector of our borders. Your friends and family will bow to attention as you puff out your chest and strut your stuff in your custom sized outfit. (Available in Medium, Small and X-Small)
Our leadership team and maybe even Volodymyr Oleksandrovych himself will be calling your parents soon.
This guy wore it. And look at him now; enjoying retirement and all the Andes has to offer.
Until then do your daily push ups and squats so that when you get to the battlefield you can kick old Russian man arse and come back a hero. Leadership roles are up for grabs; your on your way to millions!
When it cums to pirate activity we don't condemn anything!
I've been keeping an eye on those Yemeni lads. Think I will head over there soon. Expect more fireworks in Tel Aviv Eli :)
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Joe Biden·
1 years ago
Jill, am I President yet?
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Jill·
1 years ago
Here is a bowl of ice cream darling. Now don't get any on your chins.
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Joe Biden·
1 years ago
Hunter, will you give the nice lady a good fucking for me. I'm think I'm going to be busy with this ice cream for awhile.
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Orangeman, Manhattan·
1 years ago
Oh Sleepy Joe. Just tuck your slippers under the bed and let me look after it now.
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Joe Biden·
1 years ago
Jill, I thought you were white? What's happening? You're black and wearing a pants suit - are you the President? I get to be President in 20 days - its gonna be my turn, right? Uhhh ohhhh, gpurrrrrrrr - something doesn't smell so good.
