Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Yes, that cocksucker is laughing his ass off looking at us. Pathetic, scared, little country.

Well, who would've guessed? Anyone who is not an instinctive terrorist lover, that's who!

I have been telling the readers here for years about the terror loving fiends in Tehran. Now their tentacles have reached Australia. I hope your PM has the will to stand up to them. But he doesn't look like he has got half the strength as that former man of steel, PM John Howard.

PM 'Squeaky' Albo needs to not only cutoff the Iranians but also their overall funders, the CCP. Expel their Ambassador and their Embassy full of spies. Only then will they get the message that freedom loving Aussies are not as easy touch and won't be trifled with.

God bless,
Patriot

I used to live in Iran. Well Tasmania but you know. Same kind of thing right? Right?

NOT THE SAME, Infidel. Iranian Mullahs enforce modesty among their females and offer great praise to Allah and Muhammed. They defend Profit Motive in his choice of wives, as provided to me by Allah himself! No matter the age of my blessed soul-mate Aisha. We were meant to be and I have taught Aisha many new things we can do with her dolls, together as Husband and Wife. Tasmania is ruled by the Jew-Devil, who seeks to pervert Islam at every twist and turn. Allah has spoken. I give you the word of Allah, not of the Tasmanian Jew-Devil.

@Profit Motive Yeh I am in for a buck too Mr Motive. But I always find the Christians are the biggest suckers for paying the Pastor ;)

Now those bastards are after our delis. OUR DELIS! Where am I going to get my pinkelwurst from now???

I ate a sausage once.

@Denis (with one "n") Did it have 2 balls attached ya big poof!?

INFIDELS! How dare you blasphame my name. I AM PROFIT MOTIVE. I come to tell my people of the sand, and your people of the forests, ye shall submit to my will, Allah's will, or I will take out all of my fury on my young bride-wife Aisha. She shall bear my cross for your sins.

Where are my virgins, Prophet (PBUH)? You promised me that if I kill the Jew-Devils for you, I would have horny young virgins, like your beautiful 9-year old bride, Aisha. But, all I got was that fat American clown, John Wayne Gacy, sticking his festering clown-cock in my anal parts. Such deception, Prophet, tell me this can not be true?

@Yahya Sinwar Don't worry mate. That's more than I ever got from Jesus and his dad. Boring as hell up here. They even padlock our penises!

@Profit Motive Mr (I assume Mr) Motive what is your story? Are you a new age capitalist prophet? Someone with a message to lead us all into a prosperous and debt-free future? Perhaps you have a memecoin we can invest in?

I am always looking for a bargain so do tell Mr Motive!

@Peoria Phil I wrote my entire story in the Popular Mechanics (Scientific American for hillbillies) - you may read it at your leisure. But, I will summarize it for you. I was a humble boy born into the Quraysh tribe in Mobile. As a young boy, I was forced to clean fecal-pits and perform handy work for Jew merchants. In doing so, they taught me about Abrahamic law and of my blood line from Ishmael. Once enlightened, I had a face-to-face with Allah and he gave me a new set of commandments for Jews, Christians and my Arab idol-worshipers. I told the Jews about this, and they rejected me. I told the Christians about Allah, and they too rejected me. I told my Arab brethren about Allah's new commandments, and they embraced me as a Prophet. Profit Motive I became. I told my idol-worshiping converts to go forth and slaughter all Infidels. That there will be no peace until all Infidels are eradicated or converted to Islam.

As a reward for my service, Allah blessed me with a 9-year old virgin girl to take as my wife. Never a more beautiful, innocent little girl had I ever seen, until I laid eyes on my Bride-Wife Aisha. As Allah commanded, I took her as my wife, for I had no say in this matter. She didn't even have any hair on her pelvic area when I married her. Allah assured me this was "ok" with him. So, I thanked Allah and had my way with my new Wife who soon became my favorite. This is the law of nature, just as a Rooster has many hens in his flock, he will "peck" and groom his favorite, just as I did to Aisha. This is one of many stories I can tell you, student. But, you may read the Quran for yourself and see all I say is true, is Allah's word.

@Profit Motive Wow Mr Motive. What an enlightening story. Never knew how crazy it got down in Alabama. But again I must ask, where's the money? For we all need to make a quid nowadays. So how do you do it Mr Motive?

@Peoria Phil And, I have more enlightening stories for you Phil. As I wrote in my book, The Life of Motive, I explain what I must do to wicked women. One time, this dirty cunt, Asma bint Marwan wrote a poem criticizing me, squawking to her people, “You obey a stranger who is none of yours. . .Do you expect good from Motive after the murdering of your chiefs?” Now, in the book I said a disciple of mine, Umayr, went to Asma's house that very night and ran a sword through her while she was in bed nursing her baby. But, I now reveal that twas me, Profit Motive, as I am no coward to hire a lowly servant to do my murdering for me. Only I, Profit Motive, at Allah's behest, run a nursing mother through with my sword. For, I am no coward, Mr. Phil. I am Profit Motive, the great and powerful ruler of the world.