FUCK YOU

Your record player needs some oil, 'cause it ain't playin them records fast enough if it's tak'n 10 minutes to get through a song.

Either that, or you'r listining to Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd ain't Rock 'n Roll, and besides, he was a queer.

I don't come down so quick from a really good rocking tune sir.

What are your favourite root tunes?

So put another dime in the juke box baby!

Interesting subject, but also quite challenging as a male's musical taste will probably be quite different than the females in this situation.

The challenge further compounded or relaxed by the fact that the choice in music would probably become completly irrelevant as the event approaches.

One might even totally ignore music during this type of activity or proclivity even if one's most hated song was playing at a loud volume.

Having said that, how about "Ventilator Blues", could be ok.

what about "I am the walrus"!

Rootin tootin....

Reminds me I remember shagging to that Brian Eno tune Babies on Fire. - Babies on fire - better through her in the water - look at her laughing - like a heifer to the slaughter.

Very romantic.

What tune does Johnny croon while screwing us stupid?

The Girl From Ipanema?

Poldy, did you mean "throw" (her in the water)

Wow, you must be good at cryptic crosswords.

And you must be crap at them.

Couuld bipn pysejd ornebe occpdental metaphor

PSeaking tounges senior Previs?

Take her for a ride on your terraplane...

I decidedly gots the lowdown