I hate stir fry beef or chicken with broccoli and rice.

Correspondent 19 March 2002 0 minutes read

nuff said

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Bloke comes into the kitchen. Takes a frog out of his pocket, sets it down in front of his wife. Wife: "What's that?" Bloke: "It's a cock-sucking frog." Wife: "What do you expect me to do with that?" Bloke: "Teach it to cook, and fuck off."

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