Sunday, 02 October 2005 By Staff WriterOK. Your finally allowed to enter Mr Producers big room. He is sitting there, waiting to hear your pitch for the movie...
Let's hear it. STORY #1
"Lonesome cowboy vagabond with a large penis mets 2 girls in a motel room..."
"Alien craft circles the earth. It ejects it's sewage onto Earth from which a superhuman race arises..."
"Bored English dandy hits the high seas as a pirate in the 18th Century. Much ass fucking and cock sucking follows as he cruise the Carribbean with his queer Pirate freinds. Then they plunder a Governmnet cruiser and end up with a the Governor's daughter on board. Hilarity ensues as the boys can't quite figure out which hole to fuck..."