Things I want from Tony

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This cunt Abbott has been PM for about a fortnight now but I haven't seen him on the telly at all.

Well he better show up soon cause I've written a fucking long list of things I want from him now since I voted for the cunt and his band of fuckwits.

 

#1 I want me own Pope. With beer and crackers.

 

#2 Ship full of big titted reffos.

boat people

 

#3 Very fast internet so I can see all the naked chicks I want.

#4 Entrance to the Gates of Hell in the body of a sweet little girl.

And finally,

#5 Get the fucking GST off tissues you cunts!

tissues

 

 

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    · 13 years ago
    Mate. It's only been a few weeks. Wait till we are settled in and got our hands on the wheels of power. I assure you things are going to get better.

    A lot better in fact.
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    · 13 years ago
    ANARCHY....ANARCHY....ANARCHY....GOOBERMENT SHUTDOWN.....GOOBERMENT SHUTDOWN.....ANARCHY!!!!

    Gooberment teet-suckers told ta git on 'n go home.
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    · 13 years ago
    I've stayed away from all this politics nonsense since my time as PM. But now with a new guy in charge, all I ask is that the horny voter get some recognition and support.

    Please Tony, look into your heart and remember the wankers.

    Get the GST off tissues!

    Yours in horny hope,

    Herr Fucknuckle
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    · 13 years ago
    Tony needs to get our great country on the move again. Open for business. Cut the red tape. Stop the political correctness that's styming small businessmen. Get the unions off our throat. Small Government!

    It really is that simple. Like Clive in fact.
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    · 13 years ago
    I am waiting for Mr Abbott and Mr Hockey to expalin what happend to the "economic emergency" they were caterwauling about all year? It was there prior to election day but after that it disappeared. They must be some kind of geniuses to have solved such a crisis virtually over night.
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    · 13 years ago
    I must say this is a most unusual website but it's apparent randomness and cheeky confrontationalism is admirable.
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    · 13 years ago
    The economic emergency, the boats and anything else they conned many people with before the election are now all non-issues. But will people learn anything about crap artist politicians and main stream media? Probably not.

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    · 13 years ago
    Tony it is simple. Keep the reffos out and our house prices high and you'll be in our heart for ever
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    · 12 years ago
    Don't worry all you latte swilling lefties; big Clive will keep old Tony on the straight and narrow.

    And keep the governments boot of our necks too.
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