Things I want from Tony

This cunt Abbott has been PM for about a fortnight now but I haven't seen him on the telly at all.

Well he better show up soon cause I've written a fucking long list of things I want from him now I voted for the cunt and his band of fuckwits.

#1 I want me own Pope. With beer and crackers.

#2 Ship full of big titted reffos.

#3 Very fast internet so I can see all the naked chicks I want.

#4 Entrance to the Gates of Hell in the body of a sweet little girl.

And finally,

#5 Get the fucking GST off tissues you cunts!