It was revealed late yesterday that the Honourable John Howard was responsible for the suicide bomb car attack on Xenox News headquarters. DNA tests on a very small body part of the bomber have stunned the world when scientists confirmed conclusively that the Prime Minister had taken to terrorism.
His poor doting wife Janet has revealed that a suicide note was left by Mr Howard's personal computer in his den at Kirribilli.
"I have had enough of these mongrels. Who do they think they are promoting freedom of speech. Incarceration is too good for these naysayers; I will show them. And my dick is so bigger than one inch!"
A Xenox News spokesman made no comment to AAP however suggested off the record that 'the office was due for a clean up.'
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