70 YEAR OLD AUSSIE PM HOWARD LYING ABOUT IRAQ AGAIN

Australian Prime Minister John Howard announced today that Australia was to send a further 450 troops to Iraq to protect Japanese soldiers and “build schools”. Obviously the seventy year old PM (the world’s second oldest leader after the Pope) must think he has a country of idiots because this is the most obvious cock and bull story of all time! How many more schools do they have to build in Iraq? One for every child???

Maybe he means they will be rebuilding all the schools in Fallujah the yanks just liberated to rubble?

And what a laughable proposition that this was a request from the Japanese PM. What a very special freedom the COW rabble have brought to Iraqis; where the leader of one foreign government can invite the leader of another foreign country to send their troops there for a year without even asking the Iraqis!

Thank you very much Messrs Bush, Blair, and old fart Howard!

It’s obvious that this is a direct request from Presidential Dimwit Dubya. Having lead such a successful invasion and occupation the yanks now need to scrape up any bit of support that they can get. With every other nation in the legendary “Coalition of the Willing” bailing out Dubya knew that the doddering pissant John Howard would surely be there at ready when asked.

And the worst thing about that 70 year old worm Howard is how he has to lie again about why the troops are going. He hasn’t even got the guts to admit the real reason! Why can’t he just come out and say the Yanks asked and I agreed?!? Christ, he won the fucking election. What’s he scared off? If he really believed in this great freedom ride in Iraq why doesn’t he come out and tell the fucking truth for once??

Whatever the reasons, 70 year old Howards’s leadership has ensured that in the coming years Australia and all Australians are knee deep in the shit that is the Middle East. When the shit hits the fan in Iran, Syria, and/or Lebanon in the next few years we will be involved. And you can be sure our brave diggers will be there to do what they do best: what other countries tell them to do!

That prick Howard has been riding his luck for too long. Sooner or later Aussie soldiers will be killed in Iraq and it won’t be the fault of the, gulp, terrorists, but solely due to the toadying of Australia’s 70 year old PM.

And that should not be forgotten.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Another day, another "promise" cast overboad. Gee, this must be Australia and John W(easel) Howard must still be PM.
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    · 21 years ago
    Now he has been promoted to "Full Sheriff" Little Johnny should still be around to see a third generation Bush in the White House: An 80 Year Old John Howard.

    John Howard. brings together the age of pyramids and in inconsistency of time.
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    · 21 years ago
    You're attacking John Howard for being old? How pathetic is that? There are heaps of other things you can criticise him for without resorting to his age. If anything that's the one thing you can admire him for. His strength and stamina to keep doing the job that he is doing is amazing no matter what you think of his politics.Stooping to criticising him for being old really devalues your other points and makes them appear to be the blatherings of a mindless idiot.
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    · 21 years ago
    He is an old wind bag who with his douchebag wife should be shafted out of the lodge and his holiday house on the harbour as soon as possible!

    LordyLordyLordy
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    · 21 years ago
    Now THATS more like it! political discourse the xenox news way!
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    · 21 years ago
    'There is a great ballyhoo in this country about the Australian presence in Iraq meaning that "we are at war", but Australia has consistently managed to avoid any of the heavy lifting in Iraq. While it continues to do so, there will always be a degree of scepticism about why it is there.'

    -Paul McGeough, Once more into shadows in Howard's hands-off war, Sydney Morning Herald:

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Once-more-into-shadows/2005/02/22/1109046922439.html
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    · 21 years ago
    Seems like there was someone pretending to be me!
    Who'd have thought it!

    Tex
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    · 21 years ago
    Jesus H McManus! The wheels are falling off left, right and centre! Looks like the Rodent will have to throw another handful of Oz troops into iraq sooner than even his tiny twisted brain imagines!

    The Ukrainians - the sixth largest contingent in the US-led COW - is about to pull out after the Dutch! And Poland is withdrawing a third of its 2,400 soldiers because of "strong domestic opposition to their deployment".

    Oh what fickle, fair-weather friends! but hey, don't worry Johnny, you're sure to get another invite to Crawford for a sausage and a suck (Even if you didn't get an invite to the Royal In-bred One's second wedding!)
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    · 21 years ago
    What the hell is this new prattle about a 'tilting point'??? We've made up excuses for invading Iraq, so I guess making up new terminology (like 'illegal combatants') is to be expected. Or do i mean expectorated?
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    · 21 years ago
    Yes, his strength and stamina help
    him to do his job, but he is not
    doing it for Australians.
    Now THAT is pathetic.
    Most of us are not so dull that
    we believe he works for us.
    Why do morons defend
    this little half-wit?
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    · 21 years ago
    Is there anything the Recalcitrant Rodent HASN'T lied about?!!
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    · 21 years ago
    This man is a repugnant, disgraceful, deceitful career opportunist. Australia should be ashamed of itself.
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    · 21 years ago
    In other words he's a politician.
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    · 21 years ago
    Very impressive site there Marco. Keep up the good work!

    LordyLordyLordy
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    · 21 years ago
    Having said he WOULD NOT introduce his nonsensical, unconstitutional and undemocratic "anti-terror" lawson Cup Day, in typical form the Rodent WILL now do so... If GWB is the most dangerous idiotin the world, Howard is the most dangerous idiot in Australia!
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