SIMPSON FUCKED HIS DONKEY AT GALLIPOLI!

Created: Thursday, 25 August 2005 Written by War Correspondent
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Yep that's right! He was caught by his superior officer with his pecker in the Ass, and he had it hee-hawing all night long under the full moon at Sulva Bay.

But because of his great work in ferrying out the wounded diggers it was covered up.

I say the time is ripe to celebrate Simpson sharing his love with his animal!

Does it diminish his bravery? No!

In fact it brings both man and beast fully into the picture, a picture of the true Aussie spirit.