The Week that Was: Strange Occurrences and Alien Visitations

It has been a weird week on this blue pill we call Earth…

Catastrophic dust clouds have engulfed our major cities in a haze so thick some people were ordered to stay indoors. Many reports of vaguely glimpsed strange flying objects were made…

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 And over our most proud monuments strange craft circled at will; while the rest of humanity walked on oblivious…

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It has been obvious to all dedicated XenoxNews readers that the fall of mankind is near. Our way of life shall soon crumble and fall and, like our primitive ancestors, we will be scratching in the dust to survive .

To keep you well informed of these coming disastrous events we have created the XenoxNews UFO desk. From it our dedicated reporters will promulgate all the latest news and events from the UFO world.

As the end approaches you can be sure that the frequency of these UFO visitiations will only increase. There will be more and more sightings, photographs, and video recordings.

But don’t expect the world media international conspiracy of silence on UFOs to change. The Murdochs and CNNs of this world have a vested interest in keeping things quiet; you won't read any truth there!

Dear reader there is only one news organization with enough courage and independence to publish the facts about the UFOs visitations.

www.XenoxNews.com

So send us your photos, your personal observations, and we will publish it. No matter how fanciful you may think it we will put it out there so everyone can see and judge for themselves.

Remember the world, and you, has a right to know!

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    · 14 years ago
    Yes of course the earth and all its known phenomenon is the be all and end all of the entire universe.

    I am in control as I read elite journals and this gives me a position of standing beyond people who do not read as much.

    In a nutshell:
    1. I know everything and everyone else is a dickhead.
    2. If I don't know it or understand it then it is not possible.
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    · 14 years ago
    In your case, and for all UFOniks, I would say that when it comes to Science option #2 always applies.

    No scientist is saying we know it all, we are just saying that there is no evidence for UFO visits here.

    None.

    Zilch.

    Sweet fuck all.

    Yours rationally,

    Dr IP Freely

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    · 14 years ago
    This is such a pathetic argument.

    414 new species were discovered last month.

    According to your principles, these species didn't actually exist until they were photographed and prodded.

    Such an inane view on things.
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    · 14 years ago
    414? Was there a Unicorn, Phoenix, or Moonman amongst them?

    You know, the things that UFOniks would have us believe exist?

    Moron.

    Yours rationally,

    Dr IP Freely
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    · 14 years ago
    I been ta Roswell New Mexico. Set camp thar fer 'bout 4 days. Ain't nothin thar 'cept fer wetbacks, injuns, 'n bored horney teenagers 4-wheelin 's doin whanot in the dunes. Jest dirt 'n dunes 'n folks that love dirt 'n dunes 'n ugliness.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dr Freely (if that is your real name) I see that you have a low tolerance for anything resembling a reasoned discussion.

    Trying to sway a debate by manufacturing and ascribing outlandish claims and generalisations to your opponent suggests you have are struggling to offer anything to back up your argument.

    It is perhaps silly of me to maintain a balanced argument however I shall not back down just because you are behaving ridiculously.

    Some of the new species recently discovered include:

    A walking cactus

    A blue tarantula

    The Spongebob Squarepants Mushroom

    A nematode that can survive the temperatures and pressures of living almost a mile below the planet's surface

    The Louisiana Pancake Batfish

    [img]http://species.asu.edu/files/H. intermedius.jpg[/img]

    Please understand that just because science does not have evidence of something today, that it does not mean that it does not exist. Do try and remain open minded. I know this is difficult for some however it is not as frightening as you might think. You might actually learn more by keeping your eyes and mind open.
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    · 14 years ago
    Those in the know, know, that the more you know, the less you know. Know wha' I mean..
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    · 7 years ago


    UFOs exist just get used to it according to the washington post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/05/28/ufos-exist-everyone-needs-adjust-that-fact/?utm_term=.d64f070366d5
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    · 7 years ago
    The worry is still scale dudes. That big foot mutherfucker alien little toenail be larger than the milky way and when she/he come stomping through the universe the earth, sun, our whole fucking solar system just be crumpled aside.
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    · 7 years ago
    @Where's the bog? Nonsense. This screed of a few new age hippie types is nothing more than the putrification of the rational mind.
    Next they will say we should take the views of the inbred country dwellers (the true UFO afficianados) as being the gospel truth.
    Ridiculous!
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    · 7 years ago
    The Lord 'll protect those who fight thar fiery demons who come fer ta chew on the souls of good boys 'n girls. Fight 'em......Slave 'em........Work 'em......REDEME 'EM!!! Hallelujah!
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    · 7 years ago
    @Dr IP Freely This is no truth in the gospel
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    · 7 years ago
    @Ricardovitz You benighted illiterate numpty. The word you are attempting to type is REDEEM
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    · 7 years ago
    @Pedantic Pedro You dern't know nothin!!! That how them Limey Englanders spell Redeme. Y'all gotta keep up with the times!!!
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    · 6 years ago
    He just needs a lift
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    · 6 years ago
    @Golgotha Put up your umbrellas then. I hear he bears a mighty and frutiful seed!
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    · 6 years ago
    Hold my hose, Jesus!
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    · 3 years ago
    My long lost love in hi-resolution. Oh how I miss her.
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