We are the aliens

What is this? How can we be the aliens; aren't they they ones always popping in to visit us in Darwin and Hillbillyville?

Lunatic.

Yours rationally,

Dr IP Freely

What you say is what you are. nyah

Once we have PM Abbott I think this thesis will be confirmed :(

I'm not an alien however after I went and had some treatment to reduce the size of my nose I certainly feel like one now!

Overnight I went from looking like this:

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to this:



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I wailed the next day when I saw myself in the mirror so I went back to my quack and said "look what yo've done - you have stretched my face and now I look like one of the guys from Split Enz".



He said, nothing to worry about lad, let me do some adjusting.

Now I look like this and don't know what to do:



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Boxhead; please help me!

I think the last Boxy was seen he was face down in the gutter again. Might have to wait till he sobers up...

You have answered your own question: Don the box; that will solve your problem!

I am no blood sucking murdering maniac you toss pot


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I love a nice hearty beef stew. Wonderful slow cooked tender and juciy.


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Comfort food

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The planet's antibodies will soon wipe us out so that some new, more intelligence and less destructive species may evolve.

human virus human poison clock ticking universal disinterest pointless consequences ashes to ashes compost will out you me and Yggdrasil insects win

We are the vampires:

[url]http://www.humanesociety.org/news/multimedia/?fr_story=45111626b97547fd16193114c9d375476d006a10[/url]

Look you vegie clowns get off your righteous cloud and realise you are eating a living thing too. It is just that you have drawn some arbitrary line between what your uppity mind thinks is ethical and what is not.

Just remember we are all getting eaten alive daily by tiny microbes/viruses/prions that will kill us all.

Doesn't mean you have to be mean: http://bit.ly/GIgjKE

"Are Earthlings an 'invasive species' soon to be exterminated by a technologically advanced race of beings who protect life?"

[url]http://www.naturalnews.com/035420_human_beings_invasive_species_intelligent_life.html[/url]

In the 'before' photo you look a bit like Glen Greewald:

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The last one is what he will also look like once they nab his sorry arse.

Is Glenn's nose really that big? Probably from all the porkies he has been telling about his terrorist mates!

Seperated at birth?

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I reckon the one on the top writes better as well

It's closer to midnight than you think

Of course it is you dimbulb. The clock always ticks forward to it!