Aliens

The world is now a terrible place. A place where the hoofprints of Satan can be seen behind those that are leading world events. From the twin towers of New York to the twin rivers of ancient Babylon, an evil is afoot whose aim is the subjugation of the human race.

(and smell like burning verdigris)

I was lying in bed, on my side, reading and fingering the laptop with one hand. It was sometime after dawn and it was quiet in the room.

I had one of those little irate things that you get on your skin. Not like when its itchy but just enough of a sensation that makes you want to scratch or rub it, more like a tickle than an itch. It was between my index finger and forefinger.

Are aliens being trained here in a covert
intelligence operation?

A systematic attempt by aliens to infiltrate and
steal classified files on the Third Reich's
Diabolical Orbiting Superweapon was thwarted by
the posting of this message.

This message was sent as a "demonstration" to the
aliens to show them our civilization will not be
mocked, and we know that they are here to give
anal probes.

No matter how quiet we try to be now it's too late
to prevent alien invaders. Earthlings may have
lost all their teeth, but they can still give a
nasty suck!