THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL

Chato 19 March 2007 1 minute read

Johnhard Howardich, the Reichsprotektor of Bovinia
and Moronia, loyal states of the Ostrichlian
Howardland, in coalition with the New World Order
Axis of Evil, has a close escape in Iraqistan:

"Mum, some rotten kid - it might have been Kevvie,
let a cracker off in the plane, and I think I shit
my pants again!"

.oOo.

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LordyLordyLordy · 19 years ago
Don't worry; the pixelated superheroes of the SAS were on hand to save our 70 year old PM.

I suppose it's the price we all have to pay for our dear leader's publicity stunts.
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Unregistered · 19 years ago
All Johnny's moronic fans are not too worried, they couldn't find anything better to do than to join-up with a load of other Oz nongs to mill around on the Sydney Harbour Bridge wearing their silly little caps, so they could tell the world "Hey! We're Oz morons! Look at how pathetic WE are!"
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The_Exorcist · 19 years ago
We must not forget the biometric NWO ID card Johnny has waiting for us!
http://www.accesscardnoway.net/
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Digger · 19 years ago
These men put their lifes on the line for us and our values every day.
And all you can do is sneer at them!

One day you will live to regret that.

Digger

Cranbourne
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Unregistered · 19 years ago
I have only one request of "our" boys over in Iraqistan, and that is that they die soon, and in large numbers. After all, that is a small price to pay to keep the bloated plutocrats happy. Isn't that right, John "USA FTA GST" Howard? Someone has to keep the wine cellar in Kirribilli House safe.
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