Created: Monday, 19 March 2007 Written by ChatoJohnhard Howardich, the Reichsprotektor of Bovinia
and Moronia, loyal states of the Ostrichlian
Howardland, in coalition with the New World Order
Axis of Evil, has a close escape in Iraqistan:
"Mum, some rotten kid - it might have been Kevvie,
let a cracker off in the plane, and I think I shit
my pants again!"