THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL

Johnhard Howardich, the Reichsprotektor of Bovinia
and Moronia, loyal states of the Ostrichlian
Howardland, in coalition with the New World Order
Axis of Evil, has a close escape in Iraqistan:


"Mum, some rotten kid - it might have been Kevvie,
let a cracker off in the plane, and I think I shit
my pants again!"

.oOo.

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