ERECTION PROMPTS U.S. INVASION!

If I was Saddam I'd be getting ready right about now to release some of those "weapons of mass destruction" before the good old USA begins its own mass destruction of Iraq. I mean, Saddam has been hearing how Bush intends to get rid of him no matter what, so what has he got to lose? Hell, a first strike is legitimate government policy, according to the USA! How long should Saddam sit idly by listening to these violent threats?
LEMON AID

Come on Yanks, let's see the "evidence"? Waiting for the November elections?

The Yanks never stopped fighting the "Gulf War".

US and Brit warplanes have just bombed an Iraqi air defence "command and control facility" west of Baghdad.

The US Central Command said in a statement that the airstrike was in response to "recent Iraqi hostile acts" against coalition aircraft patrolling a no-fly zone over southern Iraq.

I guess "hostile acts" means shooting at US and Brit jets that bomb Iraqies!

I don't trust Saddass for a second, but Dumbass is just as treacherous and untrustworthy... to follow either "leader" would be a horrible mistake.

Despite the sudden overnight backpedalling, our very own mendacious midget of a PM would follow Bush right up his own crack, especially if he thought there a vote in it.

If that little weener Sadam is such a threat to world security or whatever, what dos that make North Korea? I mean, the 2 Koreas are technically still in a declared state of war, aint they?

You guys have no idea! Your just like Chamberlain at Munich in 1938. Sometimes you just have to take a stand against these tyrants!
Don't you value your liberty?

Patriot

You're worrying about the wrong tyrant!