STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

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I'm thinking of getting a new t-shirt made up for me which has in big letters on the front:

"I'm a fucking greenie. What are you fucking going to do about it you lousy redneck cocksucker?"

 

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I thought I might get a few opinions on the wording before I get it printed up?

Is the message to vague i.e. should I put in something about the environment etc?

When it comes to turning a phrase or slogan I'm not the best. Is it confrontational enough or can I make it sing a little better?

I would be most appreciative if some of you wordsmiths could re-write it for me before I go to the t-shirt printer!

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Why not change it to:

    "I'm fucking a greenie. And they are sucking my redneck cock."

    It would make it much more civilised.
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    · 15 years ago
    In my professional opinion there are a few mixed messages in that slogan.

    For wider appeal why not consider:

    "I'm a greenie. What are you going to do about it redneck?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    If'n you was livin 'round here, all we'd do is make you ware that thar shirt.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    'thar'

    is that like 'thar she blows'?

    Do they have whales in your backwoods Mr Ricardovitz?
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    · 15 years ago
    Dern't know what kinda whales you boys think I got 'round here>?/ Mostly jest trout - no whales. Trout 'n catfish.....mostly corn-fed fer turoists that ain't no good at fishin thar own meals up outa rivers 'n whatnot.
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    · 15 years ago
    I didn't read it properly first time...

    I thought it said "I fucked a Genie", then I started to think of Major Nelson...and cocks in bottles...veiled girls...wobbly bellies but no navel...braided collars and hot headed Roger...the B&W TV and the rubbed raw carpet... smell of dogs hair, the couch piled high with the washing and last nights empties...

    Yeh, "I fucked a Genie"
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    · 15 years ago
    Quite good especially as the shirt could be worn by both men and women.

    And you could also do "I fucked Jeannie" for the homophobes?
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