STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

I'm thinking of getting a new t-shirt made up for me which has in big letters on the front:

"I'm a fucking greenie. What are you fucking going to do about it you lousy redneck cocksucker?"

 

greenie_tshirt

 

I thought I might get a few opinions on the wording before I get it printed up?

Is the message to vague i.e. should I put in something about the environment etc?

When it comes to turning a phrase or slogan I'm not the best. Is it confrontational enough or can I make it sing a little better?

I would be most appreciative if some of you wordsmiths could re-write it for me before I go to the t-shirt printer!