THE VILLA IN THE JUNGLE

A torrid tale of one land's struggle to survive?

Or the utterings of a nation full of nutjobs and  arseholes with guns?

We live in a dangerous neighborhood.

The natives, you know, are unruly.

And these people, they want all we have got…

Therefore the normal rules don’t apply to us.

So sometimes we appear heavy handed, perhaps even overdo it.

But really, wouldn't you do the same in the same situation?

Just don’t ask us how we came to be the Villa in the Jungle.