"I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified"

Fuck the CIA

He is gunnin' like the glory of a battleship through the waves,
He is Christian to the mighty, He is brilliant to the brave,



So the world shall be His arsenal, and the soul of time His slave,
Our God is marching on.


Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on!

@Ricardovitz That about your Prez Trumpo numbnuts?

Nope. It's about GOD!!! Trump tain't but a Yankee from Yankee-land. President of Yankee-town. Git nothin ta do with Dixie.

@Ricardovitz He might be god; but can he suck his own dick like ur Whitehouse boys do?

God can cut yer pecker off 'n grow a woman out of it, if'n he git the gumption to.

@Ricardovitz Oh I like that! Just imagine, the hand of god reaching down from the sky and grasping my quickly swellling love organ. That wicked deity could do what thou wilt, I tell you!

Calling fer Kim Fatty III, come on out 'n play!!! It's time fer you ta git yer fat girlie butt beat raw. Kim Fatty, Kim Fatty, Kim Fatty, where is you, Kim Fatty. WE'S GONNA WAR WITH YOU, LADY BOY!!!

@Ricardovitz Never mind the young Kim Ricky, what did you and your inbred buddies get up to during your day out in the big smoke of Charlotteville this weekend? I thought I spotted a balding Georgian inbred trailing after the nazis on the news. Must have been you right?

I cain't confirm er deny that. But, thar was lots of young folks send'n a beacon of hope 'n a good woord fer Dixie out all across this here world, warn't thar.

@Ricardovitz A beacon of hope you say. Would that be the same young 'uns tearing down those staues of the loser Confederate generals? I think these guys are sending a wonderful message :)

I git me a collection of Confederate bronzes - if'n they dern't want 'em, I'll take em. Thar's even some collectors in Australia. We's gonna find good homes fer our Confederate boys.

How much do land sell fer in the Alice? Cain't be more than a hunderd Aussie-Bucks/Acre, right? How 'bout me gitt'n 100 acres in the Alice 'n perty it up a bit with some Confederate Statues? Kinda like that French Fella done to that New York island with his statue. Y'all 'd like that a whole lot.

@Ricardovitz Hey you sista fucking HIllbilly! We'd love you to come out to Alice. Our mob knows how to deal with a rascist fuckwit like you. We will be giving you the bone in no time.

How 'bout that Trump, Abo Andy - he ain't bad fer a Yankee, is he!!! Go Trump, you damn Yankee - tell them Antifa li'll boys I git a farm ware they can git grub 'n a whole heap of fat burn'n exercsie fer free!!!

Hey Abo, how 'bout you sell me yer family farm. I'm a gonna let you and yer Abo family live on the far once I git ta buyin it. Then thar vary best thang in the world is gonna happen to you Abo Andy - gonna change yer life sooooo good 'n make you a pray'n man. I'm gonna build me a big wall 'round our farm, 'n then I'm gonna teach yer family what it means to work. Work, Abo Andy, work. Gonna send yer soul ta heaven scream'n hymns of victory to the Lord. Yessiree, Abo Andy, yessiree.

Battle Hymn of the Confederacy. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord



He is trampling out Union whores and rape thar ragged hords.
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword

His truth is marching on

Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
His truth is marching on

He has sounded for the trumpet that shall never call retreat
He is ripping out the hearts of men before His judgment seat
Oh, be swift, my Lord to wipe them out be jubilant, with their blood our troops are marching on.

Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
our troops are marching on.
From the hands of Jews our Christ was slaughtered across the wooden cross,
With a glory dripping to the earth for you and me to see.
As He died to make men strong let us live to make men bleed
while God is marching on.

Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
our troops are marching on

Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
our troops are marching on

Amen

I'm a gett'n older 'n a whole lot meaner I reckon. I got some commies work'n my land 'n they need a good whipp'n. I ain't up fer it, so I reckon I gotta find some nother way fer punnish'n em. How 'd y'all commies best like ta git a beat'n?

@Ricardovitz You ain't dealing with no lily livered liberals Ricky. Us Commies have kicked yankee arse like yourself all over God's green golfball. And we will do it again if you are thinking to mess with us. Boss men like yourself will be the ones enjoying the 'glories of work' as we stick you in the Gulag's with your other like minded fuckwits.

Teddy, that dern't make no nevermind. I git lazy Commies pertend'n ta work my land, 'n they ai't work'n near hard 'nuff. Gotta punish 'em. If'n I tie the males' balls off, make 'em more docile, but still gonna be lazy. I'm think'n releav'n em of a few digits 'll work. Wadda you think teDDy?