Tzippi for Israeli PM? The Horny Voter says yes!

Thursday, 03 May 2007 By Foreign Affairs Desk

Piss weak Israeli PM Egghead Omlette is on the skids. After his disastrous attack on Lebanon in 2006 his popularity has plummeted and now a new report has put pressure on him to resign.

All this leads to the obvious question: If not Egghead, than whom?

Pundits in the know are suggesting current Foreign Minister Tzippi Livni as an obvious replacement.

Xenox News readers are already aware of Tzippi’s abilities and her “special” relationship with US Secretary of State Condi Rice. Who knows, with her talents Tzippi could perhaps cause a breakthrough in the moribund Middle East peace process.

At the worst she will at least offer something to all us horny voters.

So get on the Tzippi bandwagon: Tzippi Livni for PM!

Pithy Quote

Where the poor power of the eye can no longer see the evil impulse as such because it has become too subtle, man posits the realm of goodness; and the feeling that we have now entered the realm of goodness excites all those impulses which had been threatened and limited by the evil impulses, like the feeling of security, of comfort, of benevolence. Hence, the duller the eye, the more extensive the good. Hence the eternal cheerfulness of the common people and of children. Hence the gloominess and grief - akin to a bad conscience - of the great thinkers.