History is Bunk

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In the future our cars will fly.

In the past we could all get laid; cause we were big and white.

Queen Victoria kept a pair of undies from her gardener under her pillow. "The smell," she said, "reminded me of my dear husband."
The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States was dreamed up after a night fucking black whores in Philadelphia. Ben Franklin had the key to the whore-house and allowed all his mates in. These scabrous documents and the tripe writing upon them are about as worthwhile as used toilet paper.

Only an idiot would believe otherwise.

Ancient Chinese Mariners ferried cocaine from South America to the Pharaohs of Egypt.

Don't believe me? Then go and fucking google it you arsehole!

When God split night from day all he was doing was looking at the crack between his missus legs...

These things my daddy taught me.

My history lesson ends here.

Charles

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    · 20 years ago
    Whole lot of Hollywood wankers paid for ad denouncing Hamas and Hizbollah "terrorists".

    They said they would volunteer to fight on frontline against them...

    Whoops, I read that wrong, they said they would make movies about them being on the frontline.

    I tell you, Mel Gibson is making more and more sense....
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    · 20 years ago
    Bastards! Let's go and get 'em!
    BTW, non-core John has a room full of Dubya's used toilet paper. Trust me!
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    · 20 years ago
    Imagine fucking Queen Victoria?
    It would be a nightmare; her all dressed in black.
    What about rooting Queen Liz? I reckon her cunt would be a dessicatted cavern, filled with cobwebs and sand.

    Any other Royals to root? Queen Mary of Danemark? A winsome Tassie lass with all her cunticles in working order.

    Emperess Yoko Norihito of Japan? Supposedly she is a bit nutty; but if she's like the videos of Japanese women I've seen she probably wouldnt mind a bit of my goo in her gob.

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    · 20 years ago
    Have you seen pictures of Queen Victoria - I'm sure she had a delicious cunt. Queen Elizabeth weren't no prize, but I'm sure her cunt-hole would feel 'bout as good as any old wet pussy. In fact, raping any of those royal bitches would have been a real treat. Anyone, but a sexual retard, knows that pussy is pussy; don't make no nevermind what it's attached to. If a normal man can stick his pecker in a pussy, he will. After all, you don't fuck a face. And, even the ugliest whore looks beautiful with my cock stuffed in her mouth and my balls slapping her chin.
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    · 20 years ago
    Your both retards.
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    · 20 years ago
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    Come on Ricky don't be ashamed of your secret longings! Soon you will be able to enjoy my pirate tales of lust, loving and sodomy on board the pirate ship Medusa.

    It is an offer you can't refuse.
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    · 20 years ago
    Man-butt just don't do anything for me. I honestly don't understand how a man can find another man attractive. Do you have to guzzle drugs and get "high" before you can get all nasty with a man? For that matter, I don't see that it would be all that much fun two muff-lickers can create for themselves. I suspect that homosexuals were either born defective, i.e. with a brain dissorder that makes them sexually retarded; or they were abused to such an extent that brain damage resulted. That's the only explanation I can come up with for such unnatural behavior. I also suspect that homosexuals don't realize that they are missing a critical piece of their brain that makes them crave interaction with people of the opposite sex. Sort of like how a Down's retard don't know there's anything wrong with them.
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    · 15 years ago
    Finally the eveidence of Ricardovitz's sexual peccadillos!

    Just scroll up a piece and check his comment about banging Queen Victoria. Seems our hillbilly friend likes a bit of ball to chin fun ;)
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    · 15 years ago
    Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that. "N if I did, musta been a right ugly time in my life. I dern't use them words ta talk 'bout ladies gentiles. Never said I wern't no sinner. Jest dern't recall that thar bein one of my sins. Tain't sayin I dissagree with it none either - jest dern't like folks degradin lady folk like that.
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    · 15 years ago
    Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that...

    Of course not! You were off your head on moonshine and meth back then. Thank Jesus you have seen the light and now want little more than a patch of green to call home and a sister to have as a Mrs.
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Ricky! Do you own up to this?
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    · 8 years ago
    @FlimFlamMan well I give it to him. scroll down and it looks like he did. still doesnt mean he is a sister fucking hillbilly.
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    · 8 years ago
    @FlimFlamMan I done said 'fore, I dern't go 'round callin lady parts them kinda thang. I give a sermon once 'bout sexual retards, but if'n I'm a gonna talk 'bout ladies who spread thar legs fer money, thems kinda folks are harlots!!!
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    · 8 years ago
    And y'all 'll hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you tain't alarmed, for this must take place, but the end, it ain't yet.

    You my hammer and weapon of war: with you I break nations in pieces; with you I destroy kingdoms; When justice is done, tis a joy to the righteous but a dern terror to evildoers. Put on thar whole armor of God, that you be able to stand against the schemes of the devil!!!
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