IT'S OUT NOW! THE MOVIE WE HAVE ALL WAITED SO LONG TO SEE!

Entertainment Corres 18 May 2006 1 minute read

Based on the best selling novel "The Da Vinci Load" is rollicking good viewing. We give it 4 out of 5 Fists on our movie rating scale!

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Max · 20 years ago
Bugger that fluff! I'm waiting for Spielberg's 9/11 blockbuster, starring... ???
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FrankBlues · 20 years ago
what about a porno version of the 9/11 film??

an orgy on the plane as it is about to crash..and maybe the scene when the terrorists get to heaven and guess what? There are 40 virgins waiting for them!!!

it would be sensational.
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Chato · 20 years ago
In my version, God's a joker, and the 40 virgins
are really a bunch of clapped-out old hookers.
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