AS PREDICTED IN BIBLE: PERSIA HAS 'STREET-SWEEPER' AS PRESIDENT!

You know I read the bible a lot. And it is filled with titbits about our future. And one of the things they said would happen was that a "street-sweeper" would rule Persia just before the Apocalypse.

Well guess what? It has fucking happened! Straight off the presses: Iranian hardliner Mahmood Ahmadinejad has been elected as President of Iran! He was previously the Mayor of Tehran where he was known as the "street-sweeper" because of his humble beginnings.

Oh Lord! The End Times are coming! Help me George! Bomb Tehran now!
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    · 21 years ago
    Chapter and Verse please.
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    · 21 years ago
    Fuck I don't know that! Somewhere after the Whore of Babylon bit I think.

    God Botherer
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    · 21 years ago
    Well here it is for your reference Click here to read
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    · 21 years ago
    And now it turns out that this fool was part of the terrorists that held Americans hostages back in 1979.
    It is time for the international community to stand up to the rogue government in Tehran.

    Patriot
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    · 2 days ago
    And old Prez Little Hands wanted to make him leader of Iran again. Was that part in the Bible Mr Botherer?
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    · 2 days ago
    Hay Jew, dance a jig tar this....
    I like shuga 'n I like tea,
    But I dern't like n*g*e*s;
    No siree.
    Thar be two lone things that'll make me puke,
    Dat's a hog slurp'n slop and a big black spook.
    And the NAACP
    Would sure like to git 'hold of n*g*e* haten me.

    Roses is red and violets be blue,
    And n*g*e*s is black.
    You know dat's true.
    But they dern't mind, cause What the heck?!
    You gotta be black ta get a welfare check!
    Jigga boo, jigga boo, where are you?
    "Missa Whitey, I be here in a wood pile peep'n at you!"
    Jigga boo, jigga boo come on out
    "I scared of da white man way down South!"
    "Lawds no, Mr. Whitey, I be gitt'n gone ta ma big-black Betty, wait'n at home,Fresh fried chick'n hearts 'nturnip greens a plenny,'n wait'n fer me is 7 li'll pickanninies. 
    Dern't be a fright, boy, we's jest funn'n
    Git us some rope 'n mounted up fer gunn'n.
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      · 2 days ago
      @Ricardovitz Well looky here we have a triggered Ricardovitz. As soon as he hears about old President 'little hands' Trump he flips out.
      What's the matter boy? Realising that your great leader is a fuckwit, just like his supporters? Why, that makes you one too Ricky. A rolled gold Georgian fuckwit!
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